Chapter 5: Death by the Elements
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Thank you so much for your flames. I would personally like to tell you that every single one of your flames provided days of laughter and merriment. I know I am evil but at least I am not one of you my dear flamers. I hope you will enjoy our next chapter of the happy fantasies of Wedding Peach's death. Please keep sending your amusing flame. I would like to thank all you flamers for inspiring me to write.
Now for the Chapter
Death by the Elements
The three elementary gods were sitting in the world famous Temple of the Elements located at a secret location not yet explored by man yet. They were busy discussing the problem about the archeological dig that was taking place on top of the temple. They were in a very bad mood.
Momoko's dad was on the phone receiving his new assignment when he was interrupted by the devil child. "Dadee, I am can I have some money" said the bubbly pink haired teen in a unessecary high pitched squeak. With a hurried farewell to his boss, Momoko's dad hung up. " Momoko, I have to go to this archeological dig see you later" said her farther attempting to make a bid for freedom out of the front door. " Cool, I am coming too" screeched Momoko. With a heavy heart Momoko's dad started the torturous half hour journey to the dig.
Mean while the Elementary Gods had fled their temple in anger and were escaping down the mountain which their temple was perched. When they came across a jeep with a rather annoying teenager with pink hair who was singing tunelessly. " I 'm too sexy for my shorts…. " Sang Momoko in a voice that had shattered all the windows of the building she had past. That was the last straw for the Elementary gods first their temple was discovered and now some pink haired brat singing badly. They all sped toward the jeep.
First fire blew a fire ball and the jeep fell as a fire ball off the sudden bend in the windy mountain road. The jeep fell into a lake where Water created a giant wave which drenched the jeep. They earth exploded with a rock slide. The jeep lay as a smoldering ruin. With nothing left of the remains of Momoko and her dad. The Elementary gods left to torture two girls who were crying by the smoking jeep one had green hair and the other red hair.
That night Yami Goku, Pointy Objects, Fanged Goddess of Doom, Yami and Hikaru Kaiume, roni the fish, Rikku SWiRLS, and Evilcherryblossom-chan and other haters of wedding peached danced around a shrine to the elements singing.
"DING, DONG THE (B)WITCH IS DEAD,
THE WICKED (B)WITCH, THE STUPID (B)WITCH,
DING, DONG, THE WICKED (B)WITCH IS DEAAAD!" They sang with complete and utter joy. It was the happiest day of their lives.