Chapter 6 Death by Evilthings

Dear readers,

I am sorry for the briefness of chapter 6 but I will make it up by a completely original death for Momoko. You are probably wondering what Evilthings are you will soon find out.

P.S. Keep on flaming flamers.

Chapter 6

Momoko walked out of Princess Girly (putrid) Pink's salon. She had just had her monthly boasting of her "Putrid Princess Precious Pink" hair dye complete with a most horribly sickening magenta highlights. Princess Girly (putrid) Pink's salon was a nightmare of horrid pink hearts and fluffy cusions. Everything in the salon was pink like its name. The staff were squeaky and horrible annoying. They were like Barbie dolls with half a brain and constantly wearing a very scary cheesy smile. It was easy to imagine why this was Momoko's favorite salon in the universe.

Momoko stepped outside listening to her CD player and dancing badly. Like Momoko's singing it was awful it looked like she was a badly worked puppet doing "sexy" dance moves. She happened to be dancing along to the hellish tune of "Crazy Frog" which happened to be the worst song to get to number 1 in the UK charts. If you have not had the hellish experience of hearing "Crazy Frog" just count yourself lucky because the instant you hear it you want to kill the frog that is in the song. Anything remotely annoying and catchy Momoko had that song. Anyway Momoko thought she would go and visit her friends in a place in the local park which they called Happy Valley.

She arrived a bit early and put down her horrid pink bag and sat and waited. Little did she realize that an Evilthing was lurking in the bushes surrounding the area. Little is known about the appearance of Evilthings

because all witnesses have been killed and eaten by them, all that is known is that they have very sharp poison tipped fangs.

Evilthings are very intelligent creatures who re several times smarter than humans as you can guess from their name they are the most evil of all creatures in the universe. Evilthings will kill and eat any animal except Rabid Squirrels whom they worship. The Evilthing stepped out of the bush and smiled a very evil smile.

"Kill" said the Evilthing as it gazed at Momoko. It grinned.

"How cute" Momoko squeaked and stupidly grinned at it.

"Kill, kill, kill" said Momoko in a high pitched voice she put on when she saw a baby of course the baby who was unfortunate to hear this voice was very badly deafened. Momoko had not realized what she had actually said in Evilthing language. She had said in Evilthing "Come and eat me, I am yummy and tasty"

The Evilthing looked at Momoko with an expression of complete and utter malicious joy as Momoko muttered these words. The Evilthing pounced on Momoko. I will spare you the details of how Momoko was killed, but two hours later her body was roasting on a spit and several Evilthings fighting over her body.

Yami Goku, Pointy Objects, Fanged Goddess of Doom, Yami and Hikaru Kaiume, roni the fish, Rikku SWiRLS, and Evilcherryblossom-chan and many other haters of Wedding Peach had a sacrifice to the Evilthing involving Urine and Hinagipoo.

The End

I have not yet decided what death Momoko will suffer next in chapter7 but I asure you it will be another wonderfull fantasy of her death.