I have more to say later...
BPOV
Oh joy! More time to spend with Tanya and crew!
I know that's mean, but they were thinking sex related thoughts about my husband! They knew we've been together almost a year, but they have to be persistent, and tell me I'm lousy in bed. Humph, I'm ten times better than any of them.
We made it downstairs and found them all scattered about, without Tanya and her family.
"They decided on a hunting trip at the last minute. We have a little family time."
"Good, we need to have a family discussion."
They followed us into the kitchen, all except Alice.
"Alice, come here! Bring Elizabeth too!"
She came in with my baby in her arms and sat down.
"Now, we all know Elizabeth is half-vampire."
Elizabeth cooed and I continued.
"Well, today at the mall… we experienced a little trouble with that half. She somehow…reads minds."
Everyone looked very comfortable, which vaguely creeped me out.
"The real thing we did this for was because we need everyone to control their thoughts. Well for just a little while. Elizabeth's innocence is corrupted enough by her horny teenage parents… let's not push it."
Emmett started laughing, along with Rosalie, and then everyone but Edward and I were laughing.
"Of course Bella. Rose and I should be able to control ourselves."
"Jasper and I too. We'll control it."
"Us too, we know it gets pretty awkward after a while."
"That's all we ask, just control it."
"By the way Bella… Why did you call Eddie here, and yourself 'horny teenagers'?"
"Umm… well… you see…"
"She knows how hormonal we both get, especially in front of our daughter. So, in essence she was saying we act our age. We act like two horny teenagers, and obviously we look it too."
I giggled, and then the whole table burst out in laughter again. Then we heard a car pull up and it all stopped. Everyone except Carlisle, Edward, and I left the table to rejoin everyone.
"Dad, may we speak privately for a moment?"
"Sure son. Let's go up to my study though."
Edward picked me up and we ran upstairs.
"Okay, what do you need to talk to me about?"
"Well first off, Bella has a new power."
"Oh, really! What is it?"
"Well, Carlisle…"
"Please call me dad."
"Okay. Dad, it seems that I'm somehow able to read minds. Well realistically only one. Edward's…"
"and we aren't really sure how that happened."
"The most probable thing is, is that as a human you two were connected at the hip… almost literally. Now that Bella here is a vampire, she was bound to have a power. Now she may develop more, and some may be from the baby, but we'll need to keep a close eye on any progress you make."
"Which reminds me… Bella has agreed to having you or I being her obstetrician."
"Good, well then Bella… who would you like to do it?"
"Uh, I really don't care. Just as long as it is done. Whomever it would be more convenient for."
"Well, Edward I know how kinky you get and I simply don't trust you to do regular exams on your pregnant wife. I'll do it. Simple enough?"
"Yeah, sure. I'm the 'horny teenager who can't keep his shaft in his pants' again."
"Oh, Edward! You over-exaggerate. You are horny, and our dad is trying to keep you under control by being my obstetrician. If you were, you'd probably make me have an orgasm."
"I still don't see why my dad can call me kinky."
"Son, you are. I've seen the way you two act in public lately. You two act very… how to put this? There is a lot of sexual frustration between you two twenty-four hours a day."
"See, honey he has a point. I love you, you know that, but you act more kinky than Emmett and Rose both sometimes."
"Okay, I won't begrudge you that."
He kissed me, and we headed back downstairs. Tanya, Irina, and Kate were all sitting and playing with Elizabeth. Carmen and Eleazar were talking with Alice, Esme, Rosalie, Emmett, and Jasper.
"Well hello guys! Have a nice long chat?"
"Yes thank you Kate."
"If you don't mind Elizabeth gets fussy when she isn't put to bed on time so if we could have her?"
"Why? It is only six. She should stay up a little longer."
"She isn't even one yet! She needs her rest while she still can get some!"
"Sorry ladies, she is a little moody. But we do need to get our daughter into bed for the night. So I'll take her."
Those witches, being all horny.
"Bella honey, calm down. We have Elizabeth now, we'll tuck her in and start packing to leave early."
"Okay darling that would be lovely."
I will get my revenge! I don't care what it takes…
Bwahahaha! I don't know what her revenge will be yet, but it will be good. I noticed nobody really like the thought Tanya, Kate, and Irina had toward Edward but you won't hear anymore. For the rest of their visit Bella will tell the story. Which won't be long, because Bella is really going to fuss them out good! So anyway, I'm writing more now...
Edward's ONLY True Love ;-)