Okay, so maybe the snow hasn't come yet... so I'm getting as much done as possible!

BPOV

Edward had to forcibly drag Elizabeth, himself, and me into her room. I know that was rather childish of me, but they are getting on my everlasting nerves!

"Edward, I'm sorry. But they are being such-"

"Bella, control your temper. I know they are, they had no right to chastise our parenting skills. Look me in the eyes Bella, tell me you won't hurt them."

"I won't hurt them…" but I may tell them to butt out.

"Bella, I don't want you to touch them physically, now emotionally I won't fight you. I'll just tell them what I told them before… your hormones."

"Edward, I love you!"

We tucked our angel into bed, then headed upstairs to our room. We got a little warning on the way up though.

"You two behave, or we'll call Jasper up there to sort things out between you two lovebirds."

"We're just packing for Jacksonville, nothing else."

Then we went upstairs and got our bags out.

"Edward, where did Alice put all of the new stuff?"

"I think she put most of it in our joint closet. All except for the swimsuits, I think those are in a drawer."

"Okay, thank you."

I packed up a few dressy outfits, just to be safe in case we went someplace fancy. Then I packed a bunch of the new stuff we got today. Then, the vast arrangement of swimsuits.

"Bella, why did you get so many? We'll only be there a few days."

"Rosalie told me after we left, she would pick up Elizabeth and we would go down to the beach house with Jasper and Alice."

"Ok, I got it now."

"Edward, are we bad parents?"

"No, we are the best vampire parents, that actually gave birth to the baby, that have ever walked the planet."

"No we're not! I'm a freak, the only reason you're saying that is to make me happy. We're the only vampire parents to ever walk the planet!"

"Shush, now. It's okay, I'm here."

"Edward, we are bad parents! Elizabeth and this baby are mistakes, they are too precious to have been given to us."

"Bella, are you okay?"

I murmured in his ear, "Just play along, I have an idea about getting back at them."

"Oh, got it! What do I do boss?"

"Just play along, pretend I'm fixing to leave you. But don't wake Elizabeth, you know how long it will take to get her back in bed."

"Got it, I'm your humble servant."

I scurried downstairs and started yelling, "Edward, you are too good for me! I'm leaving, go ahead and take one of them."

I pointed to Tanya, Kate, and Irina.

"They'll serve as much better parents to Elizabeth."

"Don't go!"

"It's too late, I'm telling you. Take one of them and move on."

I walked out the door with a grin permanently placed on my face. I crawled back up the side window to hear just how fast one of them would try and jump him.

"Edward! Take me, I won't leave you like that leech outside."

I winced, and then I heard Edward.

Bella, don't worry. Come down in five more minutes.

Don't worry, it won't take too long to fuss out a bunch of first class witches.

Then I heard Kate's whiny voice, "No Edward! Take me, I'm much better for you."

Irina went next, "Edward she just left, take me. I'll support you and have all the babies you want."

That was when Edward called me, Now Bella! Come on, while they're still fighting.

I didn't need anymore of an invitation.

"Okay, so now that you've fought over my very unavailable husband, you can see that it was all an act. I wouldn't leave him for the world! And he sure as heck wouldn't leave me for one of you, how did you put it, leeches. Now if you three don't straighten up, it may be more than a fake act. He is my husband, and if I do say so myself, wouldn't care to have any of you in bed with him when he has me. Now is that correct?"

"Yes love, one hundred and ten percent."

"Thank you, now would you like to give us anymore trouble, because don't let the baby bump fool you. I can be ten times more of a witch than any of you."

"No, I believe you. We'll stay away from him in that kind of way. Now Edward, we have to go because if we don't we'll miss some big stuff happening in Alaska. Bye bye everyone!"

They all left in a scurry, and after we heard the screech of tires pull away, I fell down laughing. Edward caught me, pulled us both to the couch, and then we both collapsed in fits of laughter. Then we heard Emmett start, and then the whole family was in hysterics.

"Bella, did you come up with that master plot?"

"Yes, I was fed up with them trying to throw themselves at Edward. Weren't you?"

"Yes Bella, but we were just going to wait for them to leave. They were scared out of their wits by you!"

"Yes honey, they at first were trying to seduce me to go upstairs with them. Then after you came back down… they're minds were in a fit to high-tail it out of here!"

"Well after all of the excitement, you have woken up your daughter. I suggest you go get her now if you want her to go back to sleep quickly."

So, we went back to the nursery, put Elizabeth back to sleep, thanks to Edward's master humming skills, and then we went back to packing. Even if Tanya and the rest of the coven left, we wanted to go as quickly as possible. So, we went on a last minute hunting trip and Alice finished our packing.

Now that is scary all in itself, Alice packing your clothes!

Yes! Bella finally got back at them. Now it wasn't the sweet revenge I really wanted, but it was close enough. So my snow day is being delayed for a little bit... but it should still snow! Which if you live where I do, it is a real novelty. I'm working on as many chapters as possible right now, because tomorrow you may not see me much!

Edward's ONLY True Love ;-)