My warning is that a bit of the dialougue is different, but this chapter is the same as 14, but in Bella's POV. Hope you enjoy!

BPOV

I got out of my car and Elizabeth ran up to me.

"Mommy, daddy told you you were gwowing."

"Is that so daddy?"

"Umm… yes. But you do look absolutely gorgeous." I sighed heavily.

When will he ever learn…?

"Edward, once again I must remind you, those types of thoughts can scar our already scarred daughter for life."

But Bella, I don't think saying you're glowing is really a lustful thought. I mean, you should hear what Rose and Emmett do just inside their heads…Trust me, what they actually do is much worse.

I can only imagine…

"So, love… which car are we taking?"

"Volvo, but why?"

"Alice wants to drive us there and back. We'll take her Porsche up to the beach house."

Then Alice came up behind us on the porch.

"Ready to go?"

Ready as I'll ever be. My mom, she can be a handful.

"Yeah Alice, ready."

"Okay, Edward, back with Elizabeth. Bella, you get the front with me. Got it?"

I slid into the front seat and adjusted the seatbelt.

How hard is it to put a stupid car seat seatbelt on?

"Would you like some help my dear?"

"No thank you. Yes, I got it!"

Ugh, men…

Alice and I were in the front talking, Edward playing twenty questions with Elizabeth. I could tell he was straining to hear Alice, but with Elizabeth talking he couldn't.

"Hello, Bella? Earth to Bella. Can you hear me?"

"Sorry Alice, what was that?"

"I said, that when we get to the beach I have a few ground rules I want to lay out right now. You can fill Edward in later. Okay, number one is, the most public affection I want to see from you two is a light kiss. No make out sessions. At least not in public anyway. Number two, if you and Edward go shopping with me, I have free reign on dragging you into a dressing room without your husband. Okay?"

"Yeah sure Alice. Now number three…"

"Number three is a little more to agree to. It takes your cooperation as well. Now if I hear one peep come out of your room Bella, I'm going to need for you to do something major. If Jasper or I hears either one of you two making noises in your room, I want you two to practice celibacy until that thing right there," she pointed at my stomach and I protectively wrapped my arms around my middle. "Leaves your uterus. You understand?"

"Yeah Alice, I promise."

Then I heard Edward talking with Elizabeth when one question that threw me flew from her mouth.

"Daddy, why dose evwybody keep saywing I'm a vampwire?"

I gave him my one warning death glare, which threw him off too.

"Well, it all starts like this…"

I tuned it out, for a little while, at least until I heard him finish. That was when everything went for the worst. I heard his thoughts before the question was even asked.

Oh, and when mommy and daddy have sex… oh that is the best.

"Daddy, what is sex?" I went livid. His jaw dropped about ten feet.

I told him to control his thoughts better! Oh he is so not getting any action for the next three days.

"Great job Edward! Now go on, tell her. You just blew it. And by the way, just an FYI. You will not be receiving any of what you were thinking about until we get to the Atlantic coast. None whatsoever. You'll be lucky if I even kiss you in Jacksonville right now."

Okay, Bella calm down. It is just a mood swing, nothing to be worried about. Now just calm it down a notch.

While my husband answered the question I resumed talking with Alice.

"Alice, you won't have to worry about him being really riled up for sex when we get to the coast. He'll be really lucky if let my lips touch his right this minute."

"Bella, it isn't that serious. But I will warn you… if you two don't have a major make out session on the plane to Jacksonville, Edward will take you into Renée's living room and screw you right there. So, just a suggestion. Give him a little action before going to Renée's house or I promise you it will end badly. For one, Edward will be forced to leave the house and take his horny behavior elsewhere and away from her daughter, granddaughter, and future grandchild."

"Oh, got it. I'll let him make out with me… but I have a question. How will we get Elizabeth away from us long enough to do so?"

"How opposed would you two be to a total make out session in the men's bathroom?"

Well, actually… that doesn't sound too bad.

"I could probably manage Alice. Please tell me it is a private bathroom though."

"Umm… well I can't guarantee that, seeing as it is an airplane."

"Okay, well if a man sees me in a men's restroom making out with my husband, what do you think will happen?"

"Hold on, I'll check."

The car stopped for a brief moment, then returned to its original speed.

"It's a private restroom. And unless you two make noises, no one will suspect a thing."

"I think we can manage. But what about Elizabeth?"

"She'll think mommy and daddy went to the bathroom."

"Got it…"

I sure hope this works. I don't want my mom to throw my husband out for his lustful actions. Though taking me on the couch wouldn't be too smooth.

Then I felt the car come to a stop in front of the crowded airport. Elizabeth had fallen asleep sometime in Edward's semi-detailed 'birds and bees' speech. So, to save me some trouble he got her out of the seat and carried her. That was when I started making my plans…

Okay, so yeah this chapter may sound dumb. But I was wracking my brain again for something to write and the first thing that popped into my head for Bella was this. I'm sorry to those of you who expected an update yesterday. My sister made me get off just as I was editing this chapter so it didn't get posted until now. Well, hope you enjoy! Please reveiw! ;-)

Edward's ONLY True Love ;-)