-1'Wow, what a performance from Hinamori, Matsumoto, Rukia and Nanao' said Hanataro coming back on stage.

'What do we think? Possible winners?' Hanataro asked the crowed. The crowed cheered like crazy, almost blowing the roof away.

'Ok, we are going to have a five minute break while the next act gets ready. Have fun people.' Hanataro went back stage to see Unohana checking her face in a pocket mirror.

'Are you ok taichou?' asked Hanataro

'Yes, yes I'm fine, just nervous.' she replied.

'Unohana, Unohana.' called Matsumoto, out of breath. 'I've been looking for you everywhere.' She said clutching her side. 'I need to tell you something.'

'Taichou, you're on in 3 minutes.' called a fourth division lighting person.

'What is it quickly.' said Unohana to Matsumoto.

'Kenpachi is cheating on you.' said Matsumoto. There was total silence back stage.

'What nonsense are you talking about Matsumoto? He would never do such thing. He loves me. He said so.'

'He lied because I saw him in bed with a girl that was definitely not you. Look I took pictures.' Matsumoto gave the pile of pictures in her hand to a shocked Unohana. The pictures showed Kenpachi kissing a girl with long black hair and pale skin in his bed. (There were more pictures but I will not go into too much detail but you get the picture). Unohana turned from shocked to sad to angry in a split second. She stormed off towards the stage.

'Unohana wait' called Matsumoto. Unohana stopped and turned around.

'What!?' she replied angrily. 'Whoa, I've never seen Unohana this angry before.' thought Matsumoto.

'You shouldn't storm out and confront him. You should sing a song about him cheating.'

(Onstage)

'Are you ready to here Unohana sing 'And I?' Hanataro shouted to the crowd.

'YEAH' the crowed shouted back. Unohana walked on stage and whispered to Hanataro.

'There has been a change of plan and now Unohana is singing 'Take a bow'. Kenpachi tensed in his seat. The crowd started whispering all at once but the main thing everyone was whispering was 'what has Kenpachi done?' The whispering died down as Unohana walked onstage with her hair down and out and wearing a long red Oscar looking dress. Many men stared wolf whistling again.

'Hello everyone, how you doing tonight?' Unohana asked the crowd.

'Good' they shouted back.

'Right, I need Zaraki to sit in this chair right here please.' She said pointing to a chair in front of her. The whole crowd 'oooed'. 'Kenpachi is in trouble' shouted someone above the oooing. The whole crowd started laughing while Kenpachi looked at Unohana for some answers. Unlucky for him she just smiled. The music started.

(The writing not in bold during the song is the action happening at the same time when the paragraph in bold above it is being sung.)

Oh, How about a round of applause, Yeah
a standing ovation
Oooooo, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

The pictures that Matsumoto showed Unohana appeared on the screen behind her. The crowed gasped and laughed at the same time. Unohana smiled at Kenpachi who looked very uncomfortable. He started to cry and apologise but it got drowned by the music.

You look so dumb right now
Standing outside my house
Trying to apologize
You're so ugly when you cry
Please, just cut it out

Chorus
Don't tell me you're sorry cuz you're not
Baby when I know you're only sorry you got caught
But you put on quite a show
You really had me going
But now it's time to go
Curtain's finally closing
That was quite a show
Very entertaining
But it's over now (But it's over now)
Go on and take a bow

Grab your clothes and get gone (get gone)
You better hurry up
Before the sprinklers come on (come on)
Talkin' bout'
Girl, I love you, you're the one
This just looks like a re-run
Please, what else is on (on)

A bunch of clothes fell from the ceiling on top of Kenpachi then buckets of water fell after. The crowd laughed the heads off. While Kenpachi was trying to say sorry, with a bunch of wet clothes on his head.


Chorus
And don't tell me you're sorry cuz you're not
Baby when I know you're only sorry you got caught
But you put on quite a show
You really had me going
But now it's time to go
Curtain's finally closing
That was quite a show
Very entertaining
But it's over now (But it's over now)
Go on and take a bow

Kenpachi tried to get up from the chair but he didn't know that the chair had kidou placed upon it meaning he can't get up until the song has finished. The crowd laughed even more while others swayed side to side with the beat.

Bridge
Oh, And the award for
The best lie goes to you (goes to you)
For making me believe (that you)
That you could be faithful to me
Let's hear your speech, Oh

Unohana got out an award with Kenpachi on it saying 'The Best Liar' at the bottom of it. Unohana walked up to Kenpachi and gave him the award.


How about a round of applause
A standing ovation

Unohana gave Kenpachi three claps for being the best liar.


But you put on quite a show
Really had me going
Now it's time to go
Curtain's finally closing
That was quite a show
Very entertaining
But it's over now (But it's over now)
Go on and take a bow
But it's over now

As the song ended, everyone started clapping and cheer.

'I am so busted' thought Kenpachi.