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Chapter 2

While Sonic was looking for a new bodyguard, he found a black mage from final fantasy series doing this ritual. Of course, Sonic didn't know this and instead thought he was a nerd role playing and spin dashed him. Then the portal he was conjuring screwed up and started sucking him in.

"HOLY CRA-"for what SEEMED like no reason, he was sucked into the portal instantly, cutting him off. In a building far away, the FCC was fast at work making sure Sonic and co. were censored. "DAMN YOU FCC!!" screamed Sonic before being knocked out by the force of the portal.

When Sonic woke up, he found himself in a strange place with a lot of weird looking people walking around him. He examined them and saw night elves, humans, dwarves, and gnomes. Looking around, he saw that he was in this medieval looking city with what looked like lava in the middle (zomg it's ironforge!). Seeing anvils and giant pots pouring that "lava", he assumed that the lava was for smelting and crafting. Eventually, one of the WoW players decided to actually target him, and it said the Sonic was a boss! And bosses can only mean epicness and phat loots! After 5 minutes of broadcasting, there were tons of players attacking Sonic. He tried fighting back, but for some reason Sonic found himself only attacking the heavily armored players who were getting healed a lot (don't you just love world of warcraft aggro physics?).

After a few minutes, Sonic was staring to get tired and suffer wounds, and he was getting a major headache from the leader yelling "KEEP AGGRO! KEEP AGGRO! HEAL THE MT! HEAL THE MAIN TANK!" over and over and over again. So he did the thing he did best: DANCE! He started break dancing, and the players backed away because they thought it was an attack. Those silly players, Sonic thought. It gave him a chance to run like hell away! But instead, a player joined in dancing with Sonic. Soon, Sonic and the players went to a dancing competition and won first place! Then they remembered they wanted Sonic's phat epicz, so he ran like hell was after him!

Sonic later found a way out of the medieval city and ran into a snowy forest (dun morough, or however you spell it). Suddenly a yellow thing appeared before him, BAM! Sonic smashed into the yellow thing. He rubbed his head and looked at what he smashed into. It was Tails! "Tails, WTF are you doing here?" asked Sonic, Tails replied "Well I was looking for you on Angel Island, but I can't find you so I used a Sonic Searching Device and it showed where you were." And Sonic said "Sonic Searching Device? WT…." "Well anyway," Tails continued "I went to the place where you were suppose to be on the map and I found this strange looking portal and accidentally got sucked into it. Now, here I am in this messed up forest filled with weirdoes."

"Oh…wait! Why do you have a Sonic Searching Device?" asked Sonic.



"Oh, well you see, Amy wanted me to make one for her or else she'd hunt me down and torture me until I made one for her anyway." said Tails.

"Well that explains how she always finds me! Now give me that Tails, I'm gonna destroy it!"

"That would be kinda pointless. Amy has about 20 and this is my own personal one for emergencies." Tails explained. Sonic suddenly had an extremely creeped out look when he realized why he kept losing his underwear whenever he wasn't home.

"Well anyway, I think we better get out of here Sonic." Said Tails

"Hmm good idea Tails."

"cough cough, too late blue hedgehog" a weird voice from back of Sonic said

Now Sonic realized that all the players of WoW have surrounded him when he was chatting with Tails. "Errr… Tails do you got a chaos emerald?" asked Sonic "No.." Tails answered. "Aww crap." said Sonic.

"But, I do have this Sonic!" said Tails as he held out a very shiny ring.

"Alright...but there's only one ring! Only one of us can get out using the one ring rule!"

"Oh, but this isn't just any ring, Sonic. Remember back in your genesis games?"

"Yeah, what about them?"

"Heh heh…DEBUG MODE ON!!"(If you don't know what debug mode is, it's a hack in the original sonic games where you could turn into an object like a TV or a ring and just go through everything.) There was a bright flash, and there were 2 floating rings where Sonic and Tails were.

"Tails…why are we rings?" asked a very confused Sonic. "Debug mode, remember? Now let's go!" They passed through everybody, and whenever they got attacked "evade" would appear over their heads. Soon Sonic and Tails got away from all the players of WoW.

Meanwhile, on Angel Island, the Master Emerald started glowing and going crazy. Knuckles thought "Hmm…this is weird, why is Master Emerald glowing like.. OH CRAPCRAPCRAP!! ARRRRGGHHH!!" Knuckles got sucked into the Master Emerald. Then you probably know what happened, Knuckles is in WoW now!

After Sonic and Tails got away, they found a super secret place in WoW that only the Game Master knows. At about evening, Sonic and Tails got hungry, so they decided to look for food. As soon as they exited the super secret place, a WoW player saw him. "Holy crap it's Sonic!! GET HIM!!" the player yelled, and a bunch of people came and surrounded Sonic and Tails. "TAILS DEBUG MODE!!" said Sonic. "Roger that, debug mode… ON!" said Tails. Then they took this level 60 player's inventory and put a bomb in his body, KABOOOOMMM…" Sonic and Tails win… FATALITY!" said a weird voice from background. "What was that?" Sonic asked "I don't know, but let's get out of here!" said Tails.



At the same time, Knuckles woke up in a medieval city with medieval houses and it looked pretty much abandoned. "Whoa what the heck is this place?" Knuckles thought. He looked around and found…

A/N: MWAHAHAHAHA CLIFFY!!

Will: It's ok we'll have the next chap up soon, so don't worry. Besides, the discovery isn't really THAT amazing…or is it? Nah just kidding it isn't.

Jim: Um…sorry I forgot to think of something to say…uh…do you like waffles?

R&R please, and answer Jim's question while you're at it.