Alt ending:
Yuki made it home unscathed, with no evil fox or goose attacks.
He looked up Roy Mustang on Google® and found out that he was a famous Colonel and singer. Yuki clicked on the "Images" tab and saw a picture of the Colonel.
Hmm... I wonder if he would be up for a threesome?
Yuki clicked on the next picture and saw a photo of Roy with his boyfriend, Edward Elric.
"Hey, Shu, what do you think about a foursome?"