Okay people so I haven't been writing for a while n I'm really sad 'cause I got over 500 hits and only 16 reviews. Make me feel better??

Disclaimer: Even sadder, I don't own Jacob OR Edward. All I gats is 16 reviews to stare at.

I fluttered my eyes open to see Charlie with his hands on his hips.

"I'd bet this was your entire fault Edward." Said a stern voice I barely recognized to be Charlie's. I guess they didn't realize I was awake.

"Yes sir, I suppose so.", Came a soft voice from across the room.

I sat up and shook my head.

"Oww." I mumbled I felt a bump on the back of my head. I must have fallen on it.

"It wasn't your fault Edward." I mumbled again.

Edward looked straight into my eyes and started to say something but turned around to watch Veronica "limp" to the office door. I followed the direction of his eyes. Omg, what a total jerk, I thought.

He was staring directly at her backyard, his face curling into a smile as she bent over the desk calling the secretary.

She repeatedly kept hitting the bell.

"Would you just shut up and wait?" I yelled impatiently. She whirled around just realizing that I was present. She stomped over perfectly fine towards me. So much for her ankle.

"Why don't you make me Swan?!" She shrieked.

"Get your mistake for a face away from me Paterson."

"You rang Miss Paterson?" the secretary groaned, snarling at her "limp" as she wobbled toward him.

He realized I had awoken and his face lit up. "Oh! Miss Swan are you feeling better?"

"Feeling Better?" Veronica squealed "I'm like, limping and you wanna make a big deal because she can't handle a fight?"

"Excuse you!" I stepped closer to her glaring at her face to face.

"What are you gunna do sissy? Call the cops?"

"Ahem" Charlie stepped forward his hand on his gun.

Veronicas face went dead cold. "I-I didn't m-mean it sir, I-"

"Edward, help me!" she ran behind Edward for "cover".

The secretary started to chuckle and Charlie joined in. "What a retard" I burst in to laughter at what my dad said.

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Laney