A/N: It's been a bit longer than I intended since I had this already written a while back but things never go as smoothly as you'd like. This is the first of 2 epilogues. Hope you like it.
Epilogue 1- The Interview
Emma Morgan brings you lucky readers of Witch Weekly the first official interview with the one and only Harry Potter about his relationship with infamous Azkaban escapee Sirius Black and his views on blonde hair Vs dark hair.
It's so so great to talk to you Harry.
Thanks. It's good to talk to you too.
I have been looking forward to this all week. You have no idea how excited I am to meet you.
That's great.
Will you sign my boobs?
Urm… I guess…
Just there…
Like that?
Yeah, that's awesome! Thanks!!
Anytime.
Ok, so, on with the interview. I think what everyone wants to know right now is- are the rumours about you and Black true? Are you really together? If so, how long for and how serious are you?
Wow, that was a lot of questions. Urm… yes we are together, a few years and very serious- we're engaged.
You're engaged?!
Yes.
I guess that means you are officially off the market now then.
Yeah well I don't think he'd be thrilled if I cheated so that's probably not a brilliant idea.
And there was definitely no force or love potion involved?
No, except from when he threatened to kill me and everyone I know if I didn't shag him.
Really?!
No.
Oh… So why exactly did you decide on the ex-con, older man? Why not some nice young girl?
Well, firstly, I'm gay so a girl of any kind was never really going to happen and I'm with Sirius because I love him. There really isn't much more to it than that.
So when's the wedding?
We haven't really talked about it much yet.
Can I come?
Urm… sure.
Awesome, my name's Emma Morgan and my Wiziphone number is 9948267732120.
Great.
Did you write that down?
No, I can remember it.
Really? You must have a great memory.
Yeah, it's amazing. Practically like a computer.
A what?
Doesn't matter.
Ok. There is one more thing that everyone reading this will be wanting to know. Over the last few weeks we having been debating which is better- Blonde or dark hair. What colour hair do you prefer a girl to have?
Did you completely miss the part of this interview where I told you I was gay?
For a guy then?
Dark.
Why?
It's sexier.
Well thanks for talking to me today and I'll see you at the wedding!
Yeah… see you then.
Watch this space for more information about the wedding and possibly an interview with Sirius Black (if we ever manage to talk to him without being hexed).
A/N: Only 1 more to go. Please review.