Hey Everyone!! YAY! once again.. thanks for reading and reviewing!! Now its time for the... third chappie!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Pairings AGAIN!

Sakura x Sasuke
Ino x Shika
Hina x Naruto
Tenten x Neji

Disclaimer: T.T I don't own Naruto... WISH I DID!! BUT you know... I... dont. GAHHH SO MEANNN! WHY LORD KAMI-SAMA?! WHY?!

-Konoha High School AGAIN!-

Chapter 3: Gym with Gai... One heck of a party

Recap:

"Ughh you and your ego." Sakura sighed. "Just give me them later"

Sasuke smirked before entering the guy's changeroom leaving Sakura to slowly go into her respected changeroom.

'Why oh why does he have to be so GODLY?!' Sakura cried to herself. T-T

"Hey Saku! Hurry uppp I NEED TO RUN RIGHT NOW!" Tenten shouted.

"Dude... Tenten calm DOWN! It's just gym." Ino said with a sweatdrop.

"But it's my favourite subject OKAY!" Tenten said as she cried in the very dark... gloomy... corner.

"Tenten. Get you tush out of that emo corner." Ino commanded before exiting the locker room.

"Fine Ino..." Tenten muttered before exiting also leaving Hinata and Sakura.

"Hey Hina? How come you didn't tell us that you had a cousin who lives here?" Sakura asked.

"W-Well, he's more like an i-ice block and he's really protective over me. And I didn't want Tenten t-to encounter with him because I k-know she would g-get annoyed at him."

"Ah I see. well its okay! Let's go!"

The PE uniform consisted of a white polo and navy blue silky shorts. Sakura and Ino held their hair up in a ponytail because their hair was very long. Tenten held her hair up in her usual buns and Hinata just left hers down.

(A/N: If your still confused, Hinata, Sakura, and Tenten have straight cut bangs. Hinata's hair goes just past her shoulders and Sakura', Tenten and Ino's hair reaches mid-back. Ino is the only one who has side bangs.)

When Sakura got out she immediately saw Ino and Tenten playing eachother in a game of basketball while everyone was watching. As usual, Tenten loved to be the center of attention when it comes to sports.

"Okay Tenten! I know I'm never gonna beat you but OH WELL!" Ino laughed before stealing the ball from Tenten and doing a lay-up, getting the ball in the basket.

"Well, Ino. Since you know I'm going to win, how about, you shouldn't even try." Tenten smirked while swishing the ball into the net from half-court.

"Ughh Tentennnn my leg hurts..." Ino cried with agony grabbing her ankle with two hands.

"Really?! WHERE?" Tenten said letting go of the ball.

"PSYCH!! BAHAHA" Ino cackled before taking the ball and shooting a three pointer.

"You evil, maniac like girl!" Tenten cried before taking the ball away from Ino and doing an under-the-leg lay-up, causing the score to be even.

"ALRIGHT MY YOUTHFUL STUDENTS OF SHABOOBALABABAMABOO ISLAND!!" A man wearing a green spandex suit and a bowl shape haircut cried with... youth.

"What the hell..? What the hell is SHABOOBALABABAMABOO ISLAND?" Ino said.

"THAT MY LITTLE YOUTHFUL STUDENT IS RIGHT HERE!!" The man screamed pointing at the ground before a mini version of him whispered in his ear.

"Oh really? This isn't... SHABOOBALABABAMABOO ISLAND...? Oh so this is Konoha High? and not SHABOOBALABABAMABOO ISLAND?"

"QUIT SHOUTING... SHABOOBALABABAMABOO ISLAND!! WHEREVER THAT IS!!" Tenten yelled angrily.

"Hehe I must say that is an awesome name for an Island." Naruto laughed. "SHABOOBALABABAMABOO ISLAND!! YAY!! LET'S GO!!"

"Idiot..."

"YOU WANNA GO SASUKE-TEME?"

"Hn. Do you?"

"Oh kami-sama, I HAVE TO GO!!" Naruto screamed before running to the bathroom making everyone sweatdrop.

"ALRIGHT MY YOUTHFUL STUDENTS OF... NOT SHABOOBALABABAMABOO ISLAND!! MY NAME IS GAI-SENSEI! NOW LET US YOUTHFULLY GO OUTSIDE! MEET ME ON THE FIELD IN 20 SECONDS! OR ELSE YOU ALL FAIL!!" The man smiled a very, very shiny smile blinding everyone. You could even hear a slight 'ping'.

"OH RIGHT! THIS YOUTHFUL STUDENT OF MINE IS OF THE NAME OF ROCK LEE! PRAISE HIM! NOW GO TO THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH!!"

"The what?"

"JUST GO TO THE YOUTHFUL FIELDDDDDDD!!" Gai cried.

"Alright, alright... just quit yelling..." Sakura sighed.

"GAI-SENSEI IS NOT YELLING CHERRY-BLOSSOM!!" The mini Gai yelled.

"Now you're yelling!" Sakura complained.

"I'M NOT YELLING! I'M JUST SCREAMING OUT YOUTHFUL WORDS MY CHERRY-BLOSSOM!"

"Okay stop calling me cherry blossom!"

"WHO'S CALLING YOU CHERRY BLOSSOM, CHERRY BLOSSOM?!"

"Kami-sama... what's wrong with you?"

"NOTHING CHERRY BLOSSOM! I'M JUST ASTOUNDED BY YOUR BEAUTY! WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?"

"No... sorry."

"PLEASE CHERRY BLOSSOM!"

"Hn. She said no."

"Sasuke..." Sakura sighed in relief as Sasuke pulled her away from the spandex wearing maniac who was still shouting out his love.

"That guy was getting on my nerves." Sakura said as she was massaging her temples as Sasuke smirked. "Thanks for pulling me away from him but you are still a bastard you know."

"Hn." Sasuke smirked.

"There you go again!" Sakura sighed.

"Hn. So why did you come to Japan?"

"OH MY GOD HE'S SPEAKS!"

"Shut up. Just answer the question." Sasuke smirked once again.

"Well, I've always loved Japan. And all four of us haven't been back here since we were 10 so yeah. That's about it. I just don't know where to go for sightseeing."

"Hn. Akihabara's pretty cool. Only if you're into electronics and anime stuff"

"Oooo I love anime! and electronics are pretty cool. I need a new camera and cellphone anyways since the cellphones here are so awesome!" Sakura squealed. "Oh yeah give me your arm."

"Why."

"I want to write down my number!"

"Hn." Sasuke replied as he stretched out his left arm. "When did you have a pen with you?"

"I have ways" Sakura said evilly making Sasuke roll his eyes. "Okay done! Call me any time"

"Hn. Are you saying you want me to call you?" Sasuke smirked.

"Uhmmm. N-No! Okay whatever! we're gonna be late!!" Sakura quickly said as she pulled him down towards the field.

"ALRIGHT STUDENTS OF SHABOOBALABABAMABOO ISLAND!! RUN 1500 LAPS AROUND THIS AMAZINGLY YOUTHFUL FIELD!" Gai laughed.

"WAIT FOR ME GAI-SENSEI!!"

"LEE!! HOW COULD I FORGET YOU!"

"GAI-SENSEI!"

"LEEEEEEEE"

"GAI-SENSEI!!"

"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"

"GAI-SENSEI!!"

"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" The two maniacs shouted while running towards eachother when a random sunset appeared.

"Where the heck did that random sunset come from? And the crashing waves?" Ino asked Shikamaru.

"Some things are better left unsolved."

"Fine Shika. Be annoying." Ino said as she punched him in the arm.

"ANYWAYS STUDENTS OF SHABOOBALABABAMABOO ISLAND!! RUN TO THE SUNSET!!"

"But its... only... eleven o'clock." A random student replied.

"WELL RUN ANYWAYS! SHABOOBALABABAMABOO ISLAND STUDENTS!! I WILL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU!!"

"Yep we got a crazy maniac to be our teacher... oh god." Tenten said before she started running.

"IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE TO RUN 1500 LAPS?!" Naruto wailed.

"MAKE IT POSSIBLE SHABOOBALABABAMABOO ISLAND STUDENT! I WILL BE WITH YOU THE WHOLE TIME!" Gai yelled before running inside to eat icecream.

"Oh kami-sama shoot me now..." Ino complained before shouting to the sleeping Shikamaru on the ground. "SHIKAAAAAAAAAAA GET UP FROM THE GROUND!!"

"I dont wanna." And he continued to doze off looking at his wonderful clouds.

"Fine... be a lazy ass." Ino muttered before running off next to Sakura.

Tenten was basically competing against Neji to see who could run faster than the other. Right now, Neji was in the lead.

"Neji! I am not going to lose to you!" Tenten shouted to a smirking Neji before quickening her speed so that she was right next to him. "So, what do you do besides being an ice-block?"

"Hn. Basically everything you do. But I'm in a band."

"Ahhh so desu... no wonder you guys were being chased by those... fan-girls" Tenten shuddered.

"Aa."

"So, are you guys famous or something here?" Tenten asked.

"Hn. We're on the top five in Japan."

"Sugoi! That's amazing! what do you play?"

"Guitar."

"Kyaaa I always wanted to play the guitar..."

"Hn. I can teach you if you want."

"OOOO Is the ice-block turning soft?" Tenten smirked.

"Aa. Just doing you a favour."

"Alright then!! Just give me your cell number riiiight after I beat you!! Also, Ikitai desu!!"

"Where?"

"To one of your concerts of course!! Oh and for the guitar lessons... Do I have to pay you okane?!"

"Hn. Maybe. I'll think about it." Neji smirked before getting ahead of Tenten.

"Kya!! Neji!!"

"Woah! Look at Neji and Tenten go! They're amazing!" Sakura whispered to Hinata and Ino.

"How many laps are we at? I'm dyinggggg" Ino complained.

"I-I'm pretty sure we're on our sixth one." Hinata replied.

"Okay that's it. I'm gonna lay down next to the lazy-ass." Ino said before laying herself next to Shika.

"Couldn't handle it eh?" Shikamaru asked opening one eye.

"Hey, I tried okayy" Ino pouted.

"Fine, fine. How about you look at the clouds with me."

What's so good about clouds?!" Ino asked dumbfounded before lying her head down right beside Shikamaru's.

"They make me feel at peace. I want to be as free as them."

"They're so... kawaii!! And... it's as if they're carefree."

"That's what I like about them. They make the world seem less troublesome."

"Wow, you're really deep Shika. I like that about you" Ino smiled while perching her head on one of her hands, looking at the boy beside her. "Shika, besides being a freaking genius and a guy who's troubled by everything, what is the thing that keeps your mind off everything?"

"Hmm, probably playing any instrument that I feel like playing."

"How are you so smart? You're able to play any instrument?!"

"Yeah, if I take the time. Why are you so amazed?"

"I guess... compared to you, I seem like an idiot." Ino said while looking at the sky as Shikamaru sat himself up.

"Okay, listen to me, no one is a true idiot. If you actually take the time, you'll be able to be as smart as someone with an IQ of... 250. People are smart in different ways."

"I don't believe that." Ino muttered.

"Okay, as an example. I suck at anything to do with art. You? Come on look at you, you obviously have a knack at doing makeup or fashion. That is something someone would kill for. Man, that was troublesome to say." Shika said as he leaned back looking at the sky again.

"Haha, thanks Shika." Ino smiled as she hugged the boy tight. "By the way, your FACE is troublesome"

"What the hell? You're like a girl version of Naruto." Shikamaru muttered smiling a little.

"Hey guys!! I'M DONE PEEING!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Naruto came out of nowhere jumping in the air before running off.

"Okay, dude. I am NOTHING like him." Ino said pointing with a disgusted face towards Naruto.

"DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT A 'DUDE' IS ANOTHER WORD FOR A CAMEL'S PENIS?!"

"WHAT THE HELL NARUTO? WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?! Also, I did NOT need to hear that!!"

"Sakura... where did YOU come from? But I do need to agree with Sakura, that was really random... now I don't ever want to say that word again... but I probably will without knowing it." Ino said once again looking disgustingly at Naruto.

"Dude... dude... dude... dude... CAMEL'S PENIS!! HEY! I MADE A SONGGGGGG!!"

"Dobe. Shut up."

"SASUKE-TEMEEEEEEE!"

"ALRIGHT YOUTHFUL PEOPLE! NOW I SHALL CALL MY MOTHER A DUDE! YESS!! SHE WILL NEVER KNOW A THINGGG!!" Gai laughed as he appeared out of nowhere licking an icecream bar.

"Dude, it's an example of a dude right in front of us." Kiba said as he was talking to Akamaru about Gai.

"VERY GOOD MY YOUTHFUL STUDENT!!"

"You do know he just insulted you right..?" Tenten asked as she appeared out of nowhere.

"Okay seriously! Why do you all just appear out of nowhere?!" Ino asked... yes, OUT OF NOWHERE!!

"ANYWAYS! YOU ARE ALL DISMISSED SINCE THIS WAS A VERY SHORT CLASS BECAUSE I WENT TO GET MY MOTHER AKA MY DUDE SOME ICECREAM!!" Gai squealed.

"You called your mom your Camel's penis? You have a CAMEL?! CAN I RIDE IT?"

"No Naruto, stop being an idiot." Sakura said as she bonked him on the head.

"Hey! You just ruined my mojo...jojojojojo!! BAHAHAHA"

"N-Naruto-Kun... please c-calm down"

"HAIII!! HINATA-CHANNNNNNN" Naruto yelled as he drank a bottle of 'Nestea' and fell back into a random pool of water.

"... This has been one hectic first day" Tenten sweatdropped.

"A-Ano... we're dismissed right?" Hinata asked while jabbing both of her index fingers together shyly.

"Oh yeah!! What's next?" Sakura asked.

"Ummmm. LUNCH!! YUMMMM!!" Ino screamed as she got off of the ground pulling Shikamaru with her.

"Wow... you really are a pig!!"

"SHUT UP FOREHEAD!"

"BRING IT PIGGY!"

"OH, HELLO! IT'S ALREADY BEEN BROUGHT!"

"Okay seriously Ino... don't take my line" Tenten sweatdropped.

"Well... ITS COOL BUN-HEAD!"

"OH NO YOU DID-ENTTTTT"

"Dident?" Naruto asked getting out of the pool of water now completely soaked. "I don't get it.."

"YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET IT!" Tenten yelled.

"OKAY!! TIME FOR RAMENNN!! RAMEN TIME! RAMEN TIME!! RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN TIMEEE!!" Naruto yelled out happily before running towards the cafeteria.

"What were we yelling about again?" Sakura asked dumbfounded.

"I don't remember..." Ino and Tenten said in total synchronization.

"HAHA JINX!! BUY ME A SOOOODA!" Tenten screamed pointing in Ino's face.

"You're one weird kid."

"Okay seriously, you stole my line again." Tenten sweatdropped... again. "Hey where'd everyone go?"

"I dunno. I guess... the cafeteria..?" Sakura answered as she looked at the empty field.

"Wowzahh... okay time for lunchh!!" Ino cried as she pulled Sakura and Tenten with her since Hinata had already gone.

"Okay, now I know we're retards."

"It's okay Saku. We're awesome like that."

"If you sayyyy so Tenni-chan!"

(A/N: Oh yeah I realized the link that I gave you all for the kilt doesn't work on Fanfiction so go to my profile and I'll give you the proper link :) Thanks!!)

"Hey guys... where's Hinata-chan?" Tenten asked Ino and Sakura right after they got out of the cafeteria lunch with their food.

"OH! I see her waving! Let's go!!" Sakura exclaimed as she waved back to Hinata who was sitting at an empty table. When they reached there, they realized the table was filled with flowers, cards, chocolates, and.. everything you could think of.

"Okay Hina-chan, you shouldn't have gotten us these many... gifts!" Ino said happily, obviously full of herself.

"A-Ano... I didn't. All these r-random boys bombarded t-the table right when I got h-here saying to g-give these presents to y-you three... and m-me. It was very s-shocking."

"Holy crap we already have fan-boys." Sakura stated as she sat down across from Hinata.

"HAHA! I have hardly any!!" Tenten said as she looked at the pile.

"U-Um... they said they would give a-all of us love notes in our lockers. A-And when I protested s-saying that it would be very b-bothersome... they s-said they would mail e-everything to our house. Gomen!!"

"It's alright Hina! It's fine." Sakura smiled before eating her rice.

"Where are those annoying guys anyways?" Ino asked searching the entire caf.

"A-Ano.. right... there" Hinata said pointing with scared eyes.

"Hinata... why do you look like th-" Tenten started before she saw what was right behind her.

"... well, thats just one lovely sight." Sakura said as she looked down and continued eating her food.

"What... man whores." Ino said infuriated at the sight before her. Each one of the guys having atleast three girls around them practically sucking eachothers faces off.

"Whatever, we're used to this anyways. Just finish eating and lets look around the school!" Tenten said happily before finishing off her lunch box.

"T-Tenten-chan... you eat way t-too quickly" Hinata smiled before handing her a water bottle before she could choke.

"SUMIMASEN! SAKURA-CHAN WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND?" The bowl-shaped haircut guy screamed causing the entire cafeteria to look at Sakura.

"Ano... Donata desu ka?" Sakura asked awkwardly.

"DON'T YOU REMEMBER?! I AM THE HANDSOME, RAVISHING ROCK-LEE!!"

"Oh... right... I'm... sorry but.. no..?" Sakura replied before running out of the cafeteria while pulling Tenten with her.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO SAKURA-CHANNNNNNNNNNNNN!!"

"OOOO Rejected! Oh you just got rejected! RE-JE-CTED REJECTED!!" A random group of girly girls chanted while Ino and Hinata sneaked away to the foyer to find Sakura and Tenten.

"MY BEAUTIFUL CHERRY-BLOSSOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!" Lee screamed as he fell on his knees in tears as he saw 'his' beautiful Cherry-blossom scurry away from his 'sexy' rock body. "DON'T YOU SEE MY GORGEOUS FEATUREEEESSSS?!"

"OI! SHUT UP FUZZY-EYEBROWS! YOU'RE MAKING A SCENE!!" Naruto yelled as he threw a donut at Lee's head.

"OH NARUTO-KUN!! ARE YOU SAYING I'M A GOOD ACTOR??" Lee said in hope.

"Hey... can I try on your spandex suit? It looks comfy" Naruto asked randomly.

"OH SURE! I HAVE TONS!!" Lee yelled as he pulled out a suit from his lunch bag.

"W00T! I AM THE SPANDEX MASTERRRRRR!!" Naruto yelled in delight.

-Japanese Vocab for Dummies!! Nah just kidding. You guys rock xD-

Kami-Sama: Basically, God to them. Like how we say... OH GOD! or... OH MY GOD! They say... Kami-sama!!

So Desu: Is that so...

Sugoi: Amazing!

Ikitai desu: I want to go.

Okane: Monehhhhh!

Kawaii: Cute!

Gomen: Sorry

Donata desu ka?: Who are you?

Hn & Aa: It's just a Sasuke/Neji thing.

In case you guys want to know anymore simple phrases, Just ask me! I'll do my best to reply to all of them :)

Alrighty! third chapter done!! YAY! I'm proud of myself!! :) Just had to have one insanely funny chapter!! Hope you liked it!! I NEED FEEEEEEDBACKKKKKKKKKKKK!!

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-Dark-Anime-Angel-Goddess-