Lock: Welcome one and all to the…
Barrel pops up and plays little toy trumpet
Lock, Shock, and Barrel: the boogies boys authors note!
Shock: we will be reading letters FROM the author answering any questions that you would have!
Barrel: here is the first letter!
Lock grabs letter from Barrels hand
Lock: I get to read it.
Barrel pouts.
Lock: the author says, sorry I have not been updating I have been on vacation for a week. But here is the update for chapter seven yade, yade, yada. Blah, blah, blah. If I were righting something like this I would put action in it! You know something interesting! Stupid author who the hell is righting this crap! Where's my lawyer!
Shock grabs letter from Locks hand and starts reading.
Shock: also, before Lock got carried away, I have been having writers block and need ideas from my friend. We need to have a sleepover or something so that we can get more ideas.
Shock crumples up the letter and gets another.
Barrel grabs the letter and starts reading.
Barrel: I have to thank all of my reviewers for well…reviewing. Except you are missing one thing, you are not giving my friend any credit at all! She feels so lonely. So start giving her credit.
Barrel rips the letter into quarters
Barrel: HOW COME I GOT THE SHORT LETTER THAT'S FRIKIN' NUTS!
Shock: Barrel get over it.
Barrel pouts again
Lock gets another letter.
Lock: happy Barrel this letter is short too.
Lock clears throat.
Lock: I have changed my mind about flames, you may enter flames just don't right anything disturbing and perverted.
Lock rips letter in half.
Shock looks in the letter thingy
Shock: ok guys there are no more letters.
Barrel and Lock: WHAT!
Barrel: but we still have a page to go.
Lock gets an evil grin on his face.
Lock: I know what we can do.
Barrel: what?
Lock starts to chase Barrel around the room.
Lock: LETS WRESLE!
Shock: you guys are idiots
Barrel: SO! You don't have to rub it in.
Lock hits barrel upside the head
Lock: she was joking you idiot!
Barrel: so does that mean your joking too since you just called me an idiot?
Shock and Lock roll their eyes
Shock: ok guys we did it we made it to our final page!
Barrel: thank you for joining us at…
Lock, Shock, Barrel: the Boogies boys authors note!
THE END! (well not for the story)