Eek: ok so the author and her friend are having difficulties of what should happen next.
Boo: so that's were we came along!
Shriek: to help out the author and her friend! So lets get on with this!
The three walk over to author and her friend.
Eek: ok we're here what do we need to do?
Announcer guy: these girls are arguing about what should happen next in loves rivalry.
Eek: well that's easy, I knocked Lock out and now he wants revenge and blah, blah, blah.
Announcer guy: no, well yes he does but that's beside the point.
Shriek: wait, wait, wait… you knocked Lock out?
Eek: duh!
Shriek gets an evil look on her face and plunges at Eek. But, unfortunately, she went right threw him.
Author: that's the thing! I made you do that to Lock but before that she wanted to do something else!
Announcer guy: what might that be?
Friend: where Lock thought Shriek didn't love him anymore!
Author: no offence but shouldn't we agree on these things?
Friend: well you get to write most of it!
Author: yah with your ideas that we both agreed on!
Shriek: you guys have problems, and I would never not love Lock!
Boo: well you guys have to think of something. We can't be at this all night!
Eek: yah, Shock and I have a date in 30 minutes so hurry it up!
Friend: well I guess your right we should agree on these things.
Author: and I don't want to hate you!
Friend and author hug then author turns to Shriek and walks over to her.
Author: when you're done with Lock give him to me ok!
Shriek stands there dumbfounded.
Shriek: ok, that won't happen for a while… actually not at all.
Friend: ok that was a cheesy chapter.
Author: but we had to stop arguing!
Friend: so now that that is over the Trouble Making Trio will read you notes from the author and myself.
Boo: what!
Friend: yah we write it you go along with it!
Boo: but I-I don't want to!
Author: it will only take 5 minutes Boo relax!
Boo rolls her eyes.
Boo: fine whatever.
Author and friend leave.
Boo grabs the first letter.
Boo: this letter is to vampess it says Barrel is not meant to be retarded he just acts that way to be funny. (Like most people in this world) ok so please read on and review!
Boo gets an evil look so terrifying even the hottest of… Well you know what I'm going to say about Doritos.
Boo: BARREL IS NOT RETARDED! HE IS MINE! AND IF HE WERE RETARDED I WOULD KNOW!
Boo goes crazy.
Eek grabs another letter.
Eek: ok some one has definitely cracked. I guess I wont mess with Barrel. Anyway this letter says hey everyone! I am going to be gone for a week again to visit my other friend so don't expect updates for a while. Please R/R!
Eek rips letter (you can see Boo going crazy in the background)
Shriek: ok uh next letter.
Shriek looks on both sides of the paper.
Shriek: THERE'S NOTHING WRITEN ON IT! GOD THIS IS BOGUS!
Eek try's to hold Boo down.
Eek: well that's all for today! Thanks for joining! Bye!
Boo: I will get you vampess!
Author pops up with tranquilizer needle.
Author: ok Boo this wont hurt a bit! Oh and Vampess chick, don't be offended by her remarks.
Announcer guy: tune in next time for chapter 10!
THE END (but not for the story!)