BARREL: ok so we're doing another one of these things because some people are just getting totally confused!
LOCK: yah, so Barrel, Shriek, Boo and I are going to do another one of these things.
BOO: ok people pay attention! A lot of you are confused about what my dad did; well he was possessed by Oogie. Well for just a little while. No one knows why Oogie did that to Shock well I don't at least.
(Author pops up.)
AUTHOR: hello my fans!
FANS: hi.
AUTHOR: ok you four I can take it from here, besides, it is my story! Ok anyways so Jack was possessed by Oogie, for those of you who do not know what possessed means it means that evil spirits take over your body. Ok so that's what Oogie did to Jack, Oogie wanted Jack to do something horrible so he made Jack rip Shock open and take out her baby. I don't know why ok! It just seemed like good drama! Ok god! Sorry I'm done now. Ok so then Jack got Oogie out of him because only love could defeat him. And when Jacks daughter hugged him it was enough love to get him out. That's also why Barrel and Boo didn't get burned! Yah and then Oogie came back as not a spirit but like he was before Jack defeated him in the movie. So he tried to rape Shriek and Boo but like I said love defeats him! That's why Lock burned Oogie. He was using defense for Shriek! Ok get it now! Goodness! That's also why Barrel went crazy and destroyed Oogie! Muahaha! Go Barrel! Ok well I have to go now! These four can take over for the remainder of the page ok! Good luck! (Walks over to Lock and starts to make out.) And I will see you later.
Lock looks dazed and scared at the same time.
SHRIEK: keep your hands off him damnit he's mine!
AUTHOR: I am the master creator! I created you Boo and Eek I can take you away just as easy!
Shriek stops.
SHRIEK: so then what did Eek do to you?
AUTHOR: you don't want to know. (Walks away.)
Barrel and Boo are just sitting there kissing away. Ignoring everything.
LOCK: ok so we have the remainder of the page what should we do?
SHRIEK: hell I don't know! Lets do what there doing I guess.
LOCK: ok
The two start to make out but then suddenly, the author comes back and takes Lock away.
AUTHOR: he is mine damnit!
Shriek pouts.
Author feels sorry.
AUTHOR: fine you know what, you can have him besides I have his brothers which are in my other story.
Shriek is now happy.
Barrel and Boo stop.
BARREL: guys the page is almost done now what should we do?
BOO: I have no clue what so ever.
LOCK: me neither.
SHRIEK: well we have to think of something!
BARREL: no we don't we just finished the page!
