A/N: CHAPTER 3 YESSSS! I know you have all been waiting a long time! Sorry! I hope you enjoy it!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
I think God got one of those kick me signs and put it on my back when I wasn't looking, because for some reason everything I did at that God-forsaken camp I did WRONG! And in that weekend I got glared at, sent to the leader-person's office and I just want to personally thank Ino for this last one. YES! I now know where the hell we are! That means we are almost back! Thank God we are almost back home. Yes that's right I'm on the evil bus heading back to planet REALITY. Man what a weekend. Right you're all probably wondering what the hell happened. Lets just say…Ino and her 'IDEAS' happened.
This can only lead to a few things:
1. Something totally stupid
2. Getting yelled at
3. TOTAL DISASTER
4. LOTS of making out.
Wait! That's not what I meant I mean that-
"Sakura, I didn't know you still wrote in that journal of yours." Ino said looking over from across the bus trying to get a glimpse.
"Oi! Forehead are you writing all of what I say down? YOU ARE! AREN'T YOU! GIVE ME THAT NOW!" She screeched trying to-
"PIG STOP THAT! I'M WRITING! NO LET GO-" I yelled pulling at my journal trying to get it out of Ino's evil clutches. Seriously she WILL blackmail me with everything that is in there FOREVER. And as you all know forever is a VERY long time.
"Ino give Sakura back her stuff." Hinata said quietly with a dreamy expression on her face well she did meet the man of her dreams on this trip, even if he is a complete idiot. Sigh. Lucky, well it was Jesus camp though…oh well it evens out…in some way.
"Hinata just let it go. They are going to be at this for HOURS even after we get back. Thank God we don't have school tomorrow. I swear we didn't get ANY sleep last night." TenTen said with a yawn as she turned away from me on the seat and stuck her ipod headphones in her one ear and sticking the other in mine.
"That is not MY fault blame the Pig for this one. Grrr- INO LET GO RIGHT NOW DAMNIT!" I yelled pulling the journal as far as I could towards my chest.
"HEY! It was a GREAT idea and you know it! Everything worked out! I mean Hinata found her dream guy and-" Ino began as she pulled my journal closer to her chest.
"You got to make out with Pineapple head." I finished with a smirk on my face. Knowing full and well this caught Hinata and TenTen's attention, causing the Pig to let go of the journal from shock. Ha! It's mine baby!
"WHATTT!?" TenTen and to my surprised Hinata screeched making if not all already all but now the rest of the bus turn and look at the four of us. Wow…we really need to work on this thing called being discrete….specially the Pig.
"SAKURA!!" Shit, time to run…oh fuck…I just remembered…we're on a bus…SHIT.
"Hehe. Did I say make out? I mean…uh..." Is it me; or is she getting closer?
"Ok Ino. Talk. NOW." TenTen interrupted by sticking her hand in the way of Ino about to pounce on me causing me to die on the bus. I mean if I have to die why the hell on a bus?! Well at least I got my journal back.
"Yes. I think we ALL deserve an explanation." Hinata said giving her 'THE LOOK' wow Pig even got 'THE LOOK' from Hinata. That always means you're in trouble. Hehe. That's what she gets for causing this whole mess.
Sighing Ino closed her eyes getting ready to tell the story. I rolled my eyes what a drama queen. She always had to have that dramatic affect to tell stories or she didn't think they worth listening too.
"Ok. So it all began-" She started just as the bus suddenly stopped causing everyone to fall somewhat. "-Oh! Well if you look at that! The bus stopped! We must be here, wow what a fun trip we must do this again in the summer I heard they have a summer camp too. How fun-" God when will that big mouth of hers EVER stop?
"Ino shut up and get off the bus. We'll talk about this AFTER we get a back to your house and get in a few hours of sleep." TenTen said getting annoyed beyond belief but to mere outsiders she just looked tired. How can I tell you ask? Well all you have to do is see her begin to twitch in her right eye...or is it her left? Oh whatever -and you know just to shut the fuck up so you don't get killed.
"Long trip girls?" Mrs. Yamanaka asked with a small smile on her face.
"Yes." We all chorused back at her. Wow we sound dead.
"Well Mom, we're going to my room, bye." Ino said looking like a zombie.
"Ok. Ino dinner will be-"
SLAM
"Hey! I wanted to here what you were having for dinner!" TenTen whined sending Ino a dirty look.
"Screw dinner how the hell can you be thinking about dinner all I want is sleep!" Ino whined right back, falling back onto her bed curling into a ball.
"Ah, ah, ahhh, Ino! You have to tell us about this make out session with 'Pineapple head' as Sakura calls him." TenTen said with a tired smirk on her face.
"Wasn't Sakura the one who ended up with him in-" Hinata began before-
"Yeah but that was early on in the night. I ended up with him in the end." Ino interrupted with a smirk plastered on her face. "Ok so how it all began was-"
Yawn. Seriously Ino is such a dramatic. It's easier to just zone her out and pretend like you have some idea of what she is saying. What really happened you ask? Well it all began with Saturday when Ino came up with one of her infamous 'ideas' AGAIN. See we all sort of became close with Mr. Hottie and his friends Friday.
The entire thing started with Ino and I being chased around looking like chickens with our heads cut off by TenTen for a bit. Ino ended up tripping and landing on one of Mr. Hottie's friends who I will call Pineapple. With such grace, (Insert sarcasm here.) while I, who was right in front of her turned to look and laugh which caused me to knock into something hard. Well more like hard chest. Looking up I couldn't believe my eyes.
"HOLY SHIT ITS MR. HOTTIE!" Thus causing me to yell out stupid things; making the guy of my dreams look at me like was a total psychopath. Leading to TenTen stopping in the middle of chasing Ino and I to laugh her ass off at my stupidity, making her trip over Ino who was on top of Pineapple waking him from his sleep, and lastly causing TenTen to officially fall into Girlie-boy's (come on the guy was hot but his hair is longer than Ino's!) arms.
"Well…This is interesting." The blonde Idiot chimed in standing around us looking like we were the idiots. Of course I'll just call him idiot for short God could that cheesy grin plastered on his face get any bigger? Finally the Idiot turned to Hinata and introduced himself, "Hi! I'm Naruto Uzumaki! What's your name? Hey your really cute." with that ignorant look on his face having no idea that Hinata was turning as red as a cherry. Oh man that only means one thing is going to happen-
THUMP
"Oh crap! Hey! Wake up!" The Idiot yelled into Hinata's face.
"Hn. Nice going Dope." Mr. Hottie said. Man was his voice dreamy I- I mean-
"Hinata!" TenTen screeched.
"Oh hell! Hinata fainted again!" Ino yelled scrambling to get up off Pineapple who had finally realized that Ino was on top of him. Was it me…or did he look like he was enjoying it?
"Wow Ino I had no idea that you and Shikamaru would hit it off so well." Hinata said with a satisfied smile on her face.
"Yeah! Hinata's right this is great! One minute we're befriending them the next we're-" TenTen began to say.
"Making out with them?" I interrupted finally joining back to reality.
"…."
"I was thinking more on the lines of becoming couples but yeah that works too." TenTen said with a smile on her face.
"Hahaha. So true. MAN I CANNOT WAIT TILL NEXT SUNDAY!" Ino yelled standing on her bed pumping her fists in the air getting wait to slap happy for her own good.
THUMP
"SHUT UP PIG! SOME OF US WANT TO SLEEP HERE!" I yelled yawning half way through.
"Well you didn't have to throw a pillow at me miss grumpy." Ino said sticking out her tongue.
"Well whose fault is it that I got no sleep?" I shot back, with a glare.
"Oh you know you wanted to come besides you did have fun." Ino said with a smirk on her face thinking she won.
HA. Fat chance Pig. "…Yeah, making out with you're soon to be boyfriend." I smirked knowing it was eating her up on the inside about what happened.
"FOREHEAD DIIEEE!" Ino yelled as she began to attack…with a pillow.
"HEY! IT WAS YOUR OWN FAULT PIG! You're the one who came up with the idea." I said.
"BUT-BUT-BU-" Ino stuttered.
"Yeah Sakura is right Ino. Besides it wasn't all that bad some of us got lucky." TenTen said with a far away look on her face. Smiling like an idiot, I might add.
"So…TenTen what did end up happening between you and Neji?" Ino said with a sly look on her face looking ready to pounce.
Sighing I began to zone out again. I seriously need some sleep I mean everyone pretty much knows what happened. It all began with after we all met. We soon after became pretty good friends with the guys.
We learned their names (FINALLY), some random facts about them (No we are not stalkers…well maybe Ino is but that's a different story.), and I found out that Mr. Hottie or Sasuke is socially retarded. Yes that's right folks I like the guy who doesn't know that 'Hn' is not a real word. Or that fact that he pretty much never talks. Well Girlie-boy I mean Neji is the same way...sort of…I mean he doesn't talk except to TenTen for some reason he always talked to her. Hm. Lucky. I think all I've gotten out of Sasuke was a complete sentence, and that took me HOURS to do.
"Hey you guys I have a great idea! Wanna hear it?" Ino said with an excited look on her face from the top bunk she was laying on.
"NO!" TenTen and I yelled.
"AWWW! BUT-" She began, with a hurt look on her face.
"NO!" We shouted at her again. Seriously how many times have her ideas landed us in disaster? I wonder when she will take a hint and SHUT UP.
"BUT-" She began but than saw Hinata walking back into our room from just using the bathroom. "HINATA-CHAN! They won't listen to my wonderful idea!" Ino whined in a baby voice. Oh crap.
"Ino they don't have to listen if-" Hinata began with a bored look on her face. YES! She is on our side now. Take that Ino! Muahahahaha!
"It involves Naruto and the guys." Ino said with a sly look on her face. Oh shit.
"Ok. Time to listen everyone." Hinata said with a creepy smile on her face….wow. I never knew Hinata could look so…scary.
Sighing in defeat TenTen and I sat down to listen to ANOTHER one of Ino's oh so great 'ideas'. "Ok so at dinner earlier tonight I invited the boys to hang out at the common room later tonight." Ino said.
"You know the rules Pig. No one is allowed out of their room after 11." I said with a sigh. God, I think you forgot to put common sense inside Ino-Pig's head.
"Well duh, we're just going to sneak out. It's not that hard besides no one will hear us." Ino said rolling her eyes like I just said something stupid. Ha, yeah that would be her. "So…? You guys in? The guys said yes."
"Really Neji was ok with this?" TenTen said.
"Yep."
"Ok. I'm in." TenTen chirped with a secret smile on her face. Note to self bug TenTen to death till she tells me what's going on between her and Girlie-boy.
Ino turned away from TenTen and looked at Hinata, "So you in Hinata? Come on Naruto said he was definitely coming, and he has been staring at you when you're not looking a lot lately." I think I just met the devil. How the hell is Ino THIS good?
"O-ok." Hinata stuttered blushing some.
Finally the spawn turned to look at me looking ready for a fight, "Ok Forehead let's hear it. What is your excuse this time?"
"I'll go." I said looking bored at the ceiling knowing perfectly well that Ino was in shock at what I just said.
"Y-You'r-re serious?" She stuttered giving me that look that said WoW.
"Yep."
"Well that's a first." TenTen said looking at me like I've grown two heads.
"Yes, you never usually agree with Ino." Hinata added in.
"Well as long as ALL the guys are coming then I guess I'm going. Besides I would have been forced into it either way." I said finally glancing at Ino's shocked face.
"So true. I think Ino has blackmail on all of us." TenTen said while nodding her head in agreement.
"Nah, just you TenTen." I said with a smile.
"HEY-" TenTen began to yell.
"So Ino what exactly are we going to be doing once we meet up with the guys?" I questioned ignoring TenTen's protests.
"Oh that easy." She stated getting her nail file out. "7 minutes in heaven."
"WHATTT!?" Damn could Ino scream any louder?
THUMP
And she just had to throw a pillow to…right at my fucking head yeah thanks. "Damnit! That hurt Pig!" I yelled glancing over at where the three were sitting on the floor.
"Oh, sorry Sakura did we wake you from your sleep?" Hinata said.
"God TenTen I never would have thought that-"
"Ino Shut up." TenTen said with an embarrassed look on her face.
Sighing Hinata stood up causing everyone to look at her. "Look everyone is tired from having no sleep last night let's just get to bed, and talk about this tomorrow morning." She stated getting her sleeping bag set up.
"You're right Hinata. Last night was a busy night." TenTen said yawning.
"Well no wonder I mean you and Neji sure did a lot of-"
"INO!!"
A/N: Yes! Chapter 3 is FINALLY done! I'm so so so so sorry that it took so long! I've just been busy….and procrastinating a LOT. I know that the ending is rushed a bit but I really wanted to get this up for everyone. There will probably be only one more chapter or maybe just MAYBE two. I'm in debate and I have to see how writing for chapter four will go.
REVIEW and I will update faster! And I need to know what you all think :D
Thanks for reading.