Hige: Yaho! This was a drabble I wrote down because I was really really I-wanna-sleep-but-I-don't-wanna-sleep bored. So yeah, I made this for you guys! Please do enjoy!
Title: Lip gloss Mania (Kissy Kissy Plan Part.2)
Rating: K+
Pairing: SasuNaru
Genre: Romance
Disclaimer: I'll tell you when I finally own Naruto.. Which will happen like… never… Kishimoto-sama owns them all!
Warning: Please be reminded that though this is alternatively titled Kissy Kissy Plan Part 2 does not mean it's the continuation of the first chapter. I made this one for fun and to please my reviewers. I love you minna-san!
Question to my beloved reviewers:
I've never written a lemon or lime before... but would you like to see me try writing a little lime with mini-sasuke's emergency meeting? Just a question... ehehehehehhe
Note (Please Read): I'll be updating this fanfic with other oneshots with Sasuke plotting on how to kiss Naruto-chan. Don't forget, the mini-Sasukes will definitely be around to plan Sasuke's next move. And maybe if I get a lot of views then next time I'll make lime (just lime not lemon… I've never experience writing yaoi but I'll give it my best shot! ). So far here are the mini-Sasukes
Sasuke#1 is always pissed
Sasuke#2 is mean and proud, also the most perverted of all mini-Sasukes
Sasuke#3 is neutral
Sasuke#4 is never contented with anything
Sasuke#5 is still in denial of having a crush on Naruto
Sasuke#6 is emo
Sasuke#7 loves imitating Itachi
Sasuke#8 is childish
That's all I figured out in this story ahahahahahaha. I hope you enjoy reading it, as much as I enjoyed writing this story. Love you all! Pwease review….and oh yeah, flames are accepted. I'm not afraid of you if that's what you think (insert evil smile here). Come on flamers! Show me what you got! GYAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Summary: Sasuke thought Naruto's lips were dry. Too dry. That's why he gave him a lip gloss. But the blond wouldn't use it so he forced it on him.
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Lately the Sharingan User and the prodigy Mr. Uchiha 'Im-smarter-and-sexier-than-you' Sasuke noticed that his teammate's, Naruto's, lips were dry. Too dry. Which drive him insane with the desire of licking Naruto's lips himself. He was afraid to do so, though he'll never admit it to himself, but the truth was he didn't want to scare Naruto. That's also why his brain began plotting all night.
----------------Kissy Kissy Plan no.1 Emergency meeting inside Sasuke's head----------------
Sasuke#1: Grr… If only I could lick his lips freely then this wouldn't be a problem
Sasuke#2: vein popping on forehead If you weren't too afraid to confess to him then you wouldn't have to think for a reason to kiss him.
Sasuke#1: Shut up! I'm trying to think here!
Sasuke#2: Right. Why don't you get lost and stop eating my breathing space dammit!
Sasuke#3: Are we fighting again? smiles devilishly
Sasuke#1 and 2: sweat drop no. not really.
Sasuke#3: Good. Now where were we?
Sasuke#1: We're frustrated remember? Because we couldn't lick my dobe's lips!
Sasuke#2: Hey! He's MY dobe damn you!
Sasuke#1: Hey! He's not yours he's mine!
Sasuke#4: Shut up both of you! Naruto's mine! We had sex last night
Sasuke#1,2,3-200: jaws drop
Sasuke#2: No fucking way!
Sasuke#4: Yeah. No fucking way. I was just fooling around.
Sasuke#1,2,3-200: sighs in relief
Sasuke#7: Of course you're a fool, Foolish little brother.
Sasuke#2: doubleyu-tee-ef! Who the hell are you?
Sasuke#7: Relax, it's just me. That was a joke
Sasuke#2: and not a funny one.
Sasuke#3: back to the topic. What do you think we should do?
Sasuke#1: What do you call those things you put on your lips to keep them moisturized?
Sasuke#2: Lip shiner or lip gloss you idiot!
Sasuke#4: Let's just kiss him madly then if he asks questions then let's run
Sasuke#2: How brave of you! Uchihas don't run from anything!
Sasuke#1: I'll give him a lip gloss then.
Sasuke#2: How's that gonna make Naruto kiss me?
Sasuke#1: Err.. I don't know.
Sasuke#5: Why don't you stop being such a homo and start looking for a girl instead.
Sasuke#2: Still in denial huh? You know you want to touch him and kiss him too smirks
Sasuke#5: I so do not!
Sasuke#2: Fine! If we ever succeed in making Naruto ours then we're shutting you down.
Sasuke#5: Shutting me down, like killing me?
Sasuke#8: Duh?
Sasuke#5: Unfair I wanna kiss him too!
Sasuke#2: See. smirks wider
Sasuke#6: Nothing will ever work you know so why bother trying?
Sasuke#2: Nothing will ever work blah blah blah. Why don't you go inside the closet and sulk? Geez, you never change.
----------------End of Kissy Kissy Plan no.1 Emergency meeting inside Sasuke's head----------------
"Come here Dobe." Sasuke called out to Naruto
"What do you want teme?" Naruto puffed and crossed his arms in front of his chest
"I just want to give you something Baka!" the brunette glared at the stubbornness of his teammate
Naruto walked towards Sasuke and waited for his friend to get something from his pocket. After seeing the object, he raised an eyebrow at the pale boy.
"hm?" The raven said which Naruto translated as 'What's wrong? What's with that look?'
"Don't 'hm' me. What the hell is that?" The cheerful boy pointed at the thing Sasuke was currently holding
"Lip gloss." He answered in a matter-of-fact way
"For what?" a question was again voiced out the Kyuubi's vessel.
"For you lips." The older boy looked at him like as if saying 'duh. You're such an idiot.'
"I'm not an idiot. And I know that's a lip gloss. And obviously their for the lips.. But why the hell are you giving it to me. You should give it to Sakura-chan, I'm sure she'll love it." He said in an angry tone
"I bought it for you Moron! And for your information, not only girls use this. Now use it!" He commanded his friend… currently rival
"Why should I?" He scoffed and was about to walk away when Sasuke answered
"You're lips are dry and chapped so I thought--"
"I didn't know you've been staring at my lips lately." Naruto smirked as he teased Sasuke. After all it's not like he's gonna let this pass. It was once in a lifetime to tease that damn Bastard.
----------------Kissy Kissy Plan no.2 Emergency meeting inside Sasuke's head----------------
Sasuke#1: running around in circles waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Sasuke#2: What the fuck are you doing?
Sasuke#1: He didn't want to use it!
Sasuke#4: So much humiliation! Must run away!
Sasuke#2: Just force him to use it.
Sasuke#3: Yeah, knowing him, he'll comply later… you'll see.
Sasuke#2: I agree
Sasuke#1: Fine
Sasuke#7: chuckles Foolish little brother.
Sasuke#2: Shut up! Is that all you can say?!
----------------End of Kissy Kissy Plan no.2 Emergency meeting inside Sasuke's head----------------
"Just use it will you." the raven continued glaring at the other boy
"Fine." he grabbed the lip gloss out of Sasuke hands and used it immediately
"That wasn't so hard now is it?" Sasuke smirked as he stole glances at Naruto's lips
"hmm… Orange." Naruto mumbled
"It's Lemon Dobe." he stated bluntly, tired of Naruto's stupidness
"It's really Orange!" Naruto countered
"Lemon ."
"Orange!"
"Lemon ."
"I said it's Orange. See it's orange. Therefore it's Orange!"
"Dobe, it's not orange it's more like dark yellow. It's Lemon." A vein popped at Sasuke's forehead, he just can't take it anymore
"It's Ora--mmph--" Naruto's words were instantly cut off as Sasuke lips descend on his own. He tried pushing the older boy away but he can't, the other boy was far stronger than him. He settled in melting in the kiss as he let Sasuke nipped his lower lip. And now he felt like he's turning into Naruto-goo, refusing Sasuke was probably useless now. They parted for air while looking at each other's eyes when Sasuke spoke
"It's definitely Lemon." The pale boy smirked. Naruto opened his mouth to say something but the Uchiha beat him into it and said "I even tasted it myself." Naruto quickly shut his mouth and blushed hard
The Uchiha slowly leaned down for another kiss when Naruto stopped him "Someone's watching,"
Sasuke visibly tensed up. The cheerful boy however put his arms around Sasuke while the said boy eyed him.
"Relax. I was kidding." He said
"Hn." The older one responded at he proceeded on leaning down to catch Naruto's lips once again.
At the same time Naruto pulled him down and breath on his lips "Sucker." before kissing the raven. The lip gloss was left on the floor forgotten by the two.
Naruto's lips were never seen dried again.
Hige: Thanks for reading. I hope you guys will never stop supporting my fics! Thanks again! and I won't be using much mini-Sasuke next chapter... I overused it in this chapter... sorry...