Title: Joke Time (2 of 2 Chapters)
Rating: M
Pairing: SasuNaru
Genre: Romance/Humor
Disclaimer: Absolutely not mine.
Warning: Wrong grammar, sexual stuff and OOCness. This may be the crappiest chapter I have ever written in my entire life but even though that's the case I wish you guys will never stop supporting me. Thank you very much!

Reply to my reviewers:

Akatsuki-Akuma and Asian Tinkerbell: Oh yeah. I'm sorry I forgot to change it ;;

rokudaimehokage19: I watch deal or no deal too. And the show was taken from Wowowee

dana: I don't think I'll specify more… since there's 200 of them… but I guess I'll try… tehehehehe

To everyone: Thanks for reading this fic and leaving reviews. I appreciate it! Thank you for the support…. Now on with the story… enjoy!

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Sasuke looked at the mark he made on Naruto's neck and was delighted to realize he put it a little higher, which means Naruto's jacket wouldn't be able to cover it up. Again, he looked up and gaze at blue eyed boy.

"I warned you." the stoic boy whispered

"I know." Naruto responded and with that Sasuke continued.

The raven went down to Naruto chest and took the smaller boy's right nipple into his mouth and slightly bit it earning a loud moan from the boy underneath him. He nipped at it for awhile before felling a tug on his hair. He turned his head to meet the other boy's eyes pleading for him to carry on faster. The stoic boy smirked and went to the other nipple to gave it the same treatment like the other.

Sasuke lifted himself a little, face-to-face with the smaller boy. Descending, he captured Naruto's lips, tongues fighting once again. While their breath were getting heavier and shorter, Sasuke was struggling to take Naruto's boxers off.

They parted to breath. Naruto noticed he's naked compared to the Uchiha, who was half-naked. He pouted at the boy above him.

"What?" Sasuke asked smirking

"Take it off." Again, he felt a tug at his shorts.

With his one hand, Sasuke held Naruto's hand and placed it on the button of his short "Take it off for me." He said before diving again and kissing the smaller boy.

Sasuke slipped off the last piece of clothing he had on his body as he pressed himself on the boy underneath him. The feeling of Naruto's body against his own sent tingling feeling all trough out his body which nearly drive him insane. He couldn't wait much longer, he's hard and wanted to be inside the other boy now.

He placed his hand before Naruto's lips and said "Suck."

Naruto did what he was told. He held Sasuke's hand and licked the stoic boy's fingers until Sasuke said it was enough. The older boy removed his hands from Naruto's mouth and reached for the younger boy's entrance. Without anymore hesitation and confirmation, he slipped one finger inside the blond boy. The other gasped as he felt his friend's finger entering him. Loving the reaction he got from the flushed Naruto under him, he entered another finger in hope of stretching Naruto more. Then came in his third finger. He searching inside the blond boy and touched something making Naruto moan louder.

Found it. Sasuke thought as he pull his fingers out of Naruto as the blond boy let out a disappointed sound.

"This will probably hurt." Sasuke said once again, asking permission from Naruto

"Shut up and do it." Naruto answered pulling Sasuke down and kissing the older boy again

Sasuke tried to concentrate more on the more important part, and that's getting inside Naruto. He held his penis and placed it in front of Naruto's entrance and slowly entered him. Their kiss broke in a instant. Naruto gasp for breath and grabbed Sasuke's shoulders as he tightly shut his eyes close. Sasuke continued to push himself inside Naruto.

After getting himself in, he waited for Naruto to get used to the feeling. Naruto slowly opened his eyes and stared at the onyx eyes above him and said "Sa-Sasuke… mov--e" and that was all the encouragement Sasuke needed.

Sasuke pulled out and pushed himself in once again exactly hitting Naruto's sweet spot. Naruto's hands snaked around Sasuke's neck. While his legs around the stoic boy's waist. Sasuke wasted no time and slammed himself into Naruto once more.

"Sasu--ke… faster" the blue eyed boy commanded and it was done quickly by the Uchiha. He went faster and harder. He was way to fired up to actually think whether this will hurt them later or not.

The raven grabbed Naruto's cock and began pumping as he pushed in and out of the younger boy. Their movements became more synchronized. Out of breath Naruto came on Sasuke's hand while Sasuke came inside Naruto as the blond boy's walls tightened around his cock.

Without moving himself out of the younger boy, he hugged his new lover tightly. Naruto, despite of the sticky and hot feeling, embraced Sasuke back.

"We should clean ourselves you know." Naruto murmured to Sasuke's ear

"Ah." Sasuke pulled out of Naruto and sat up.

"but before that, I'll clean the room first." Naruto stood up wincing a little as he felt a sting on his lower back.

"I'll help you." Sasuke stood up and picked his shorts and t-shirt.

The two put their clothes on and picked the trash Naruto littered around the place. Naruto went to the kitchen and left the bowl and glass on the counter.

"Sasuke" he called out

"Hm?" He responded as he went to the trash can and dropped the crumpled papers and plastic

"That was awesome." The blond walked over to the Uchiha and gave him a peck on the cheek. Sasuke stared into the smaller boy's blue eyes and answered

"Glad you liked it. Let's do it again?" Sasuke smirked

"Let me rest first you bastard!" Naruto playful punched Sasuke on the shoulder

Sasuke nodded to agree. Just then someone knock at Naruto's door. Naruto, still wearing a sleeveless shirt and boxers with messy hair, opened the door. A surprised Sakura stared at him.

"Hey… Naruto…?" Sakura said, not knowing if she should smile or not

"Hey Sakura-chan!" The blond responded

"Why do you look so… messy?" She tried to look over Naruto's shoulder and saw that at least his apartment was clean

"I.. we… err.." He didn't know what to say but luckily, Uchiha came to the rescue

"He was watching a stupid comedy show." Sasuke said calmly

"Oh yeah" Sakura said as she thought oh yeah, Naruto can be so messy and random when he's watching anything that's funny.

"If that's the case, then I'll leave now. I just dropped by to see if you're here or not." Sakura turned to leave as Naruto slowly closed the door. As Sakura walked down the street she thought about what she saw awhile ago.

"Sasuke-kun said Naruto was messy because he was watching a comedy show, based from before, Naruto could really be like that if he couldn't control his laughter… then why was Sasuke messy too?… hmm… weird…" She continued walking pondering about everything.

Owari

Hige: God I nearly fainted!

Sasuke#1: Aren't you glad you finished writing this chapter?

Hige: Of course I am.

Sasuke#2: Then stop resting and continue writing… you think one round is enough for me?

Hige: geez.. Fine… and WTF are you two doing here? Shouldn't you be in Sasuke's head?

Sasuke#1 and 2: Oh yeah.

Sasuke#2: We're just making sure you do your job…

Sasuke#1: bye bye now…

Hige: Yeah… go back to Sasuke's brain! And thanks for reading! hope you liked it! And review please!