I want to make this clear this is not my story its my sisters. Kirsten but she was to lazy to do an account so im posting it in my account. Kirsten does not own Naruto just Chi and anyother charecters she makes up

..:I'm... in love with... a CAT?!:..

(Itachi love story)

Chapter 2

Alright! This is the Dun dun dun! THIRD! BWAHAHA!

Now, I am tired of writing in these obscure ways. I just can't take it anymore. And as we discussed this topic in the last one, I am NOT going to write in "You" format. I am going to write in "I" or "She" Format.

As in "I": "I sat on a pickle, then Imploded"

As in "She": "She sat on a pickle then Imploded"

And I am not going to use "You". As in "You": "You imploded on your grandfather."

I just wanted to make that clear. And I shall NOT skip into the story just to say something. If I have something important to say, then I shall make a little ("" Being a number) and explain it in the end.

Just wanted to make the clear as well.

Also, there might me a frillion spelling errors.

So yeah.

And now

+START+

+Kisame+

"Nyaa?"

"No."

"Nyaa?"

"No."

This went on for a while. Why the hell is this cat so damn special? Itachi never cared about any pathetic creature that he just came across.

Finally, we came to a clearing after Itachi yelled at the cat. The clearing looked cozy and pretty big. Itachi and I flew off in different directions. I always handled food and Itachi was the one in charge of the fire wood.

+Chi+

Master and Maguro walked off. Pro'lly has some sort of secret code-mind-read-ish-thing. Or some shit. Hmm. Time for Agent DarkBlood to watch over camp! DarkBlood, that's a good name. Hmm. Nothing... BORING! Damn!

I felt a rustle in the trees. What the- I couldn't finish my thought. Something heavy fell from the trees and on to me! -Hell.

:NOODLE!: I screech in my language. My military force and I share this communications thing. Where I could understand Lemur, Panda, Squirrel, and Chipmunk! And they could understand me. Go figure.

Colonel General! He screeched in monkey/lemur, There is an intruder in sector 12, pond 3! What do you suspect we do?

:Have you identified the enemy?:

Large, human. Well, not really human. Looks like a fish almost!

I chuckle. :Well, well, well. It seems as though our little Maguro is a threat to the animals! We can't have that now can we?: I said to my self more than Noodle. :Send AFB (Acorn-Flats Betta):

Noodle salutes. He whips out a 'walkie-talkie' we stole some from a bunch of hikers a while back. Those of us who don't have aposable thumbs have a speaker on a collar. Hidden, though. Noodle screeches into the speaker. Angered squeaks reply. Noodle yells that it's from me. Silence. Then more squeaks, replying that they'll be there in a few seconds. Noodle smirks in triumph. I roll my eyes.

+Itachi+

I came back early with a nice pile of sticks, wood, twigs, and stuff. Boring. I hear... Screeching of some sort? Sounds like an upset primate. What the hell is a CHIMP doing in our camping grounds? Damn! I look past some bushes, to see Chi talking with a Lemur... Eh? What in hell is a monkey doing here? Where did that Walkie-Talkie come from!? Damn! What the hell? After a long silence. I hear an ear-piercing scream. Kinda like a small female child's scream.

+Chi+

After a moment of quietness, a scream echoed in the forest. And Bingo was his name-o. Ha!! Take him down, AFB! BWAHAHA! Maguro comes, screaming out of the forest, covered in many squirrels in little green army hats, pelting him with nuts of all sorts.

--WE GO' 'IM NOW, PRIVATES!-- Said a squeak in a heavy Irish accent. Or was it Russian? Out from the bushes came Colonel Pepsi. He salute's me and I salute back. Colonel Pepsi was an old gray squirrel but still full of spunk! Heehee.

:Wonderful work, Colonel.: I nod to him.

--Right!-- We watch as the AFB army kept on attacking Maguro, even though he was unconscious.

:HOLD YOUR FIRE!: I yelled. My smirk never leaving my face, :Save your acorns for another time!:

--OI!-- They yelled, saluted, and scurried off. I salute Pepsi, for a job well done.

"CHI!" I get picked up from the scruff on my neck.

:Nyaa!: I give a surprised meow. :Oh, hey Master...:

"Why is Kisame on the ground?"

:He invaded our territory?... HE WAS A THREAT TO MY PEOPLE!!:

"But do you see that now I HAVE TO CARRY HIM?"

:I could?: I suggest. Just then, the army of squirrels pokes their head from the trees, bushes and other places holding acorns and giving off scary glares to Itachi. Itachi sweats. But gently puts me down, still glaring. I salute my privates off. They scamper away.

:Shall we continue?: I ask. Itachi 'Hn.'s.

My large wild cat forms as I pick up the Maguro between my teeth. Oh my Jesus, does he smell HORRIBLE. I try not to cringe.

Noodle salutes me and scampers 1 off into the never ending forest.

The walk held an unpleasant awkward silence. Gosh, did I hate it. Why can't it just die and rot in my grandmother's backyard.

As we were walking... Itachi just stops. Impulsively. Wonder why? I look back to see him in mid-step. Swirly eyed and staggering a bit. And on top of his head, was Noodle's communicator. Psshh. Stupid lemur. Just go and throw more weight on my back!!

:Noodle? Why is Itachi unconscious?: I asked the now panicking monkey-creature.

He squeaks something about being careless and accidentally dropping the communicator on Master's head. I sigh and purposely drop Kisame. To think. What? I can't think with a smelly stink thing in my mouth! Maybe cooked with butter and seasonings. Fuck it. He would give me indigestion.

:Save it, Noodle.: Noodle shuts up. I get an idea.

MAH MILITARY! Perfect! I called Tomo this time and he was with Nana already. Double perfect!

Tomo took Kisame, with much distaste and I took Itachi on my back. Noodle was riding on my head. Stupid lemur. Nana, to my happiness, knew the way to the Akatsuki place. She had to do some "Undercover work" in that area. Oh, Happy day!

It didn't take too long to reach our destination. And I was pretty sure Tomo was getting light headed from carrying Kisame. Haha. Poor Tomo.

We came to... uh, it seemed to be a cave of some sort, in the River country. I took Kisame from him and walked in, Tomo and Nana walking away to do other businesses. After long, twisting, forked paths we came to a large mahogany, cherry wood door 2. Apparently, there was a door bell. For some twisted odd reason. Hm. Wonder why? Noodle reached up and pressed it. A blonde, seemingly girlish type figure answered it. ... The hell? I thought. Was that a boy or a girl? Hn.

He-She-IT looked "freaked out", to be totally frank.

"Sasori-danna, un!!" It yelled.

I have a piece of old tuna in my mouth, a freaking heavy person on my back, and a lemur on my head. I do NOT need this Homo 3 screaming in my sensitive ears! I growl. It backs away as an other person come into view. Not looking very happy that the blonde person called him. He looked slightly freaked out to see a large cat holding two of the Akatsuki people and a ... lemur. I push myself past them. I try and sniff where Kisame's room is first. But with the Maguro hanging loosely in my jaws, his smell drowned out everything else. I drop him harshly on the floor, I sneeze on him... on purpose. I take a moment to regain my senses. Fuck the fish. I will just leave him here for other freaks to deal with him. The blonde and other person stared at me, with an un-blinking gaze. I got Maguro out of my senses and started walking towards Itachi's supposed bedroom.

The Mofo's 4 back there still staring. Stunned.

Itachi's door was, wouldn't you believe it, LOCKED! Dammit. Why? Why me?

:Noodle, Pick the lock now.: I demanded. I was a little stressed from carrying master. Noodle squeaked and got the door open in no time flat. Damn. He was getting good.

I gently threw master to the bed. Damn I need a Cyropractor. Eh. I don't wanna stay here and WAIT for him to awake. Psshh, Right. I command Noodle to stay and keep look after him. Noodle salutes as I walk the twisting halls of the Akatsuki. Hm. Some raw meat would be nice right now. But, in case of an attack, I turned into my medium sized form. I smelt food near by. After a couple turns, I make it to the kitchen. About four people were there 5. A silver hair person, a person with a mask of some sort covering most of his face just not his freaky eyes, the homosexual blonde, and the one that was with the blonde They all stare blankly, wide eyed. I trot into the kitchen. I lick my muzzle as I get the fridge open with my paw. Hm... Not much. Wait... Is that an arm? A Human arm?! Must be a cannibal somewhere in here. I grab a ham flank with my teeth and trot back out. Back to Master's bed room.

The walk back was pleasant. No one was in the halls. Itachi's room came into view a little while later. Thank Kami the door was a little open.

I ate my ham in peace.

Itachi became conscious. He saw me knawing a bone with a little bit of meat still stuck on it.

"Chi?... Who did you eat?" He asked.

:Oh, this? It's your little blonde friend.: I replied nonchalantly.

Itachi became pale. "CHI!" He panicked. If Leader finds out that Itachi's new pet caused one of the Akatsuki to become disembodied and/or DEAD then he would surely receive hell.

I laugh. :Calm down Master! It's a piece of Ham.: He glared at me for tricking him. I gave a toothy grin. He flung a kunai in my direction! I squeaked. I figured that a smaller target is a harder target. I change into my house-cat form and run out the door.

He ran after me. It was like a wild goose chase, how can someone see me in this darkness? Thank you dark fur!!

Through out the Akatsuki, Itachi chased me. People staring at him, It looked like he was just running around. It was hard to see me. Ha! I switch to my largest form. The "living room" came into view. Around seven people were there, including Maguro, the homo's, the silver haired person, the dude with the mask... Also some ... Plant Guy? I jumped over the couch and behind it. The people sitting on the couch, scaredly ducked and the ones standing around, jumped. And jumped a second time as Itachi came into the room, Kunai and Shurikan. Plus, I think he had his Mangekyo Sharingan on.

"I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!" I yell. Wait. Was that the human language?! Did I just speak human? Sweet. I could terrorize people this way.

All the living room people were scared and/or freaked out, to be completely frank. Yet it did stun Itachi... This was a good opportunity to run now.

I ran out and into a random room in my lil' kitten form.

"Stupid criminally insane person!" I was talking about Itachi that is.

People in the living room's POV

"I-Itachi?" Deidara asked, "Is this some kinda cat problem you are trying to exterminate?"

Itachi glared and walked out.

The whole group was talking about the impulsive act of the cat in the living room 6.

Now that I have finished the wonderful cough story, sorry I have a cold. Psshh, Wonderful? This story also sucks my cheese.

Now numbers! throws confetti

1 Scampers is such a cute, funny, adorable, hilarious (for some reason to me) word.

2 I only know that the Akatsuki is a cave in the River Country... I have no clue on how it REALLY looks.

3 Homo, Deidara is NO homo! I am a devoted fangirl to the "Greek God" Deidara. Nor is Itachi heavy... Not that I would know or anything... Eh heh heh.

4 Again, Neither Deidara NOR Sasori are Mofo's/Homo's.

5 I am going to use the ORIGINAL amount of Akatsuki members, around 10. Deidara, Sasori, Itachi, Kisame, Hidan, Kakuzu, Zetsu, Tobi, Konan(but not much of her, hell, you'll barely see her at all), and the Leader (Pein)... Woo. But even though, Tobi comes in for the dead Sasori's place, I am still gonna use both of 'em. 'Kay?

6 The Impulsive Act of the Cat in the Living Room... It sounds a hell of a lot like the new book, The Curious Incident of The Dog in the Night time...