Its my sisters story not mine. Dont give me credit please. She does not own Naruto
..:I'm... in love with... a CAT?!:..
(Itachi love story)
Chapter 4
Oh, and this one will be a little not as funny as the rest, 'cause I want this series to have a bit o' drama... but this'll be a tinsy winsy look inside the mind of a, oh gosh... what do you call those? Hormones? Yes! This'll be a little look inside the mind of a hormonic man that is (probably) still a virgin! Also... He's a bit OOC...
Eh heh heh heh...
I couldn't RESIST!
AND, I have more people to name off, I AM SO HAPPY!
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SilentKilling
Mitsuki19
KetsuekiSaiken
XxTruexSoulxX
And probably
ChibiSpaz313
(I have no Idea if she reads this, but she has been helping me with some problems and she has been egging me on to write)
ily all!
I think this one might be a weeeee bit short in my rush to get it out.
Good luck!
+Start+
"YOU DAMN CAT!" I heard Deidara yell, as I was too into merriment to look back while he was chasing me from the apparent "No-no" I had cast.
Y'see, I got into Dei's clay supply and used it to make myself a sculpture of Deidara with... a ... chest... And y'know what I did with it? I put it in the middle of the living room for the world to see! Now it was hard to mold the clay with my paws but I managed a good enough master piece! It was attached to the floor, so if Deidara wanted to destroy it (which he does) it would send the hideout sky high!
So in the end, he just broke it down into sediments of rock and pebbles and s'ploded them outside. Once done, he chased me all throughout the organization.
I resided to Itachi's room knowing he would never get within 90 feet of his DOOR. So Deidara just turned away, grumbling. I laughed and decided to explore his room, even though I have only been here... What? A couple of hours? Maybe almost a day? But I have already memorized the entire layout of the organization, with some acceptions of the pedestrian's rooms. I have yet to prod through Itachi's belongings.
Dum dum du-dum. I poke around in Itachi's room, findin' nothing out of the ordinary like I thought... What? I thought he would carry dead bodies in his closets then make them into treats for Zetsu? Pfft. Show's you how my mind works.
Hm... Where haven't I looked? Oh! Psh, silly me. Under the bed! I crawl under the bed with little difficulty.
Dust. Dust. Long black hair. Dust. Som'ore dust... Dust... Oh! Lookie! A mysterious box! Pandora's box, perhaps? No, it's a simple mahogany ... box ...
Oh well, it wouldn't hurt to look? Wait. Curiosity Killed the Cat, damn... BUT! Satisfaction Brought it Back! HAW! Can't keep things from me, now can you!? Also, Insanity would drive it mad.
I crawl on the bed with the box o' doom.
I open it.
And y'know what? I barely was able see what was inside when I was blinded by a white light.
Then...
I fell asleep.
Yep. That light knocked me unconscious. Imma nag to Master later. I do NOT like it when I am knocked out by MISCELLANEOUS CRACK!
Pfft. Who does he think I am!? George Bush!? HAR! I laugh at him.
Why am I still asking questions and thinking when I am supposed to be unconscious.
Rawr. I hate this.
Itachi
After hours of meditating over why I was so vulnerable when I am with the cat, I decided to rest. It was, like, 12 midnight when I was going to bed. And being in the middle of the night... In a cave. It's pretty dark. I hobble to my room knowing no one would attack me. But when you're in the Akatsuki, you never know. You have to be pretty damn sure you are okay to look as I do. I am practically sleepwalking to my room. Meh. They wouldn't mess with me. No they wouldn't. No.
I got to my room, after bumping in to walls, they were srsly comin' outta nowhere, muttering 'smarticle' 1 words. Opening the door was a hassle, but Hefty Hefty Hefty Itachi could open it.
Plopping into the yummy-ness of the black as ink comforter, I snuggle into a pillow that is turned sideways... A distinct smell cluttered my nostrils though... Smells like... Fresh-Baked cinnamon bread. Well, it's comfy that's all that mattered. Wow. It really was comfy... I move my head a bit lower and a softer, squishier spot made me snuggle more. Surprisingly it was warm. This just made it more delicious. I ring my arms around the pillow and cuddled close with it. What? An evil S-Ranked Criminal can't have a moment of sh-nuggle-ness in his own room? Hn. Stupid thoughts.
A wave of unconsciousness swept over the pillow and I, and I couldn't resist the tempting thoughts of ... Cinnamon Bread... I fall asleep.
MORNING, YA' DANGLY BRIGHT SOURCE OF EVIL IN THE SKYYYY
8D
Itachi woke up in a good mood. But something wasn't in place? Oh yeah. He was in a good mood... But why? It was still dark. But his biological clock won't let him wake up any later. He was still in the same position as last night, but his legs were wrapped around the pillow also. His head still nuzzled in the squishy warm-ness. But why was a pillow warm in the first place? He opened his eyes to adjust to the darkness. He finally relised... He was jamming his face into the plump soft chest of a woman! Clothed in black clad shirt and shorts though. GODDAMMIT! WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO LAST NIGHT?! Where'd she come from!? How'd she get here?! When did this happen!? He didn't notice he was still cuddling with this female, but... It felt right to him, not right as in the male instinct, but right as in... Right... He couldn't help but relised that this creature of the opposite gender had the face of an angel: Long dark hair with choppy bangs that rest just under her brow; Fair compaction; A perfect nose; Long lashes that lay at her cheek as she slept.
"Beautiful," He breathed. She stirred making the cutest whimpers. He noticed that his hand has been traveling up to her chest, which forced the mewl out of her. Okay, now you can call it male instinct. But he quickly caught himself and wanted to slap himself for allowing his guard to drop like that. His mind went back to the question: "Who is she?! Where'd she come from!? How'd she get here?! When did this happen!?" He jerked back and snatched a kunai form under his pillow. His sudden movements caused her, this literal "Sleeping Beauty" to slowly awaken. Her eyelashes opened like curtains to dusk-colored eyes, practically blood red. She rolled and arched her back to stretch, her hands behind her head. He couldn't help but stare at her rising torso; and caused a thought to run through his mind... Which was now occupant in the gutter. He caught him self for a second time, blinked, and glared at this girl, no, woman.
"Uhmnnnnnn..." She groaned, "Master... What're you doin' up so ..." She yawned, "Early?"
Master?! But... The only one who called Itachi master was...
"Chi?" Itachi asked with uncertainty.
"Hm?" She acknowledged her name, "Yes, Master?... Am I not supposed to be on your bed?" she mewled, and unconsciously swiped her hand on her brow to move some of her bangs out of the way. Now Itachi knew it was Chi; she had the cresset moon on her forehead... But... How'd she get all... Human?! Itachi stared wide eyed.
"Ch-Chi...?"
"Hm? What do you want?" She asked with impatience.
"You- You..." He was at a loss of words.
She was getting fed up, "What do you want, Master?"
He just numbly got out of bed and went to the bathroom to wash his blank stare, maybe pop a few aspirins'. Chi was confused. She went to scratch her nose, but gasped. A human hand! A human nail! A human wrist! A human arm! And... HoMahGah... A HUMAN TORSO!!
Chi wanted to scream but her mind wouldn't cooperate along with her vocal cords. She muffled a "Whatsa-- Whosa-- How--" She stumbled over her words.
Until... "HAHA! YATTA! AND WHAT, SON?!" She shouted in glee and threw her newly acquired hands in the air, which made Itachi jump and twitch and convuldge in spasms from his already nervous misunderstanding of what happened last night.
"What was that?" He asked.
"I am HUMAN! I HAVE FOUND IT! FINALLY FOUND IT!" She was crying in happiness. She never felt so good to be human, no matter how much she hated them, she felt like she accomplished a difficult task that would take someone their whole life to get but she got it NOW!
"I don't get it." He sighed.
"It doesn't matter, I'll tell you later. Let me have my moment, for now!" She grinned like a grinning crackhamster, still crying.
Chi
I got up and tried out my new legs, to see if I could still walk in them. I fell three times before I had to clutch onto the bathroom door frame for support, after a while I got the hang of it, and so I pushed Master out of the way of the mirror in the bathroom and stared at my matured face from so long ago. My chest developed, I had hips, a waist, slender legs... I was pretty... This has to be what that old bag felt when she got her beauty of being human back. I pull a shaky hand to my cheek, moved it up to my forehead and moved the hair form my mark. I-It was still there... I wasn't free of the curse just yet... Just what the old bag said... I wonder... I thought and changed back to my cat form... Well I still have that... I change back.
Itachi had been staring at me. I slowly turn to meet his gaze, tilting my head up a bit, he is way taller than I.
"Nyaa!" I squeal as I latch onto his torso, giving him a heart attack. I snuggle into his shoulder I was still crying in happiness. Boy, do I feel weak right about now.
Third Person
Chi was oblivious to Itachi's blush. Itachi didn't like this feeling, of course it was male instinct but he couldn't help but feel like he wanted more than just a hug, he wanted to kiss this new Chi. Even though she was still a cat, he couldn't help but smile whenever he was with Chi. The way she picked on Kisame. The way she grinned when she knew she was in trouble. The way... she felt against his body last night... A perfect fit... AH! Damn these boyish thoughts!
Itachi, not liking the thoughts very much, pushed Chi harshly away from him, which caused her to fall since she wasn't that used to walking on two legs, and stormed out of the bathroom to put a shirt over his head. He always slept in his pants, but no shirt. Chi was heart broken. 'Does Master hate me?' she asked herself. Once Itachi was finished, he took Chi by the wrist and pulled her out of the room to the leader's office.
"I-Itachi?" Chi asked a little hesitant.
He grunted in response, giving her a signal to speak.
"Do- Do you not like me?" She continued, "Did I do something I shouldn't have?"
Itachi stopped, abruptly, and looked at her. Her adorable questioning eyes. Her quivering pursed lips. He wanted to slap himself for the third time.
"No." He reluctantly gave his answer, "I do... like you..." Itachi said in a strained voice.
She tilted her head, her eyes now glistening. Itachi saw and sighed. She was just too cute.
"I do. I really do like you." he said more meaningful, now looking into her eyes.
She smiled, no grinned. She really knows how to get her way.
They got to the Leader's office. The leader opened before they could even knock.
"Yes, Itachi and...?" He stared at Chi.
"Leader... This is Chi... Remember the cat that you allowed to join?"
The leader blinked, obviously surprised to see Chi. "Is that all? Then go."
Leader wasn't being rude of anything, but he was Pro'lly asleep before we woke him up.
"Eeeee!" Chi jumped and squealed. Itachi sighed.
"What was that for?" Itachi asked, exasperatingly rubbing his sore ear.
"I gets ta' try on a new cloak!" She exclaimed in happiness. Itachi sighed for a second time.
In Zeh Room
Chi pranced around the room in a cloak, yet falling on her face. She kept giggling even if her face was implanted in the carpet. Her body shaking form laughter. Itachi sighed and stared at the hopping, giggling maniac. He noticed his box on the floor. This box was a gift from a... Side walk... He magically found the box on the streets of Konoha near an alleyway. No one seemed to know what it was or if it was theirs. So, he just took it and opened it at home. Inside was a necklace. Must've been a girl's necklace. But what was peculiar to him was that the necklace had the symbol of "Neko". Why would it have a "Cat" kanji symbol on it? Either way, he snatched it up off the floor as Chi sprang from the carpet as she stared at the necklace in Itachi's hands.
"Dude... Wha'sat?" She asked quite quickly where her words meshed together.
"Something... I guess. I've had it for a while."
Purely annoying FLASHBACK-o
Itachi walked across the streets from his day at the academy. Man, why does life have to be so boring? Why do I have to have all these screaming banshee's near me for forever and a half? Why do I have to nag all the time? Itachi sighed as he almost, keyword: ALMOST, tripped and ALMOST planted his face in the dirt road. He staggered but glared as he shouldn't have let his guard down to be tripped by some miscellaneous crack that some miscellaneous crack ADDICT left in the miscellaneous CRACK INFESTED STREETS! Dammit! He looked down to the perpetrator and almost smacked himself, keyword, again, ALMOST, as he stared down on the floor at ... a box. Who the hell leaves a box in the middle of a street!? Well, it's more like, near the alleyway, but either way! He stared at it, but being the cute lil' ignorant 7-year-old he was, he took up the box to see if anyone left the box, themselves. No one claimed it, so he decided to take it home.
He ALMOST didn't catch the blue eyes looking at him through the alleyway, the glare of the sun was at his advantage, key word ALLLLLMOST. 2
Back to life-o!
"Hey, Master... You... Kinda, sorta... Spaced out there for a minute..."
"Hn." Itachi grunted as he stared at the box, remembering the memory. Chi looked down at the object in her diviner's hands.
'Hm... HO-SH.T! THAT WAS... THE CRACK THAT BLINDED ME! Oh, HELLZ NAW!' Chi thought as she grimaced her lips into a snarl.
Chi snatched the whachamahcallit from Itachi's hands.
"BAH-KEJSLJFA2DS!" she spoke gibberish as she smashed the box-o'-doom on the floor and out rolled the necklace. Itachi, taken back by her actions, jumped out of the way of the splintering wood.
Blink... Blink... "Dude... Wha'sat?" She repeated as she pointed to the necklace.
"A necklace, what does it look like?" Itachi answered with sarcasm lacing his saliva.
"... Well thank you, Cap'n OBVIOUS." She narrowed her eyes.
"Bleh, I'm bored." She said after a while, but her body tightened from a miscellaneous memory seeping in from a trillion years ago.
'Nuh-der FLASHBACK!
Her whole body tingled as she was forced into her cat demon form. The tabby cat turned into an old lady with blue eyes, her smirk grew even more as the curse was now complete. She told Chi, in a completely horse voice, "Dearest child, so young, so carefree. I'm sad that I have to do this to you, but I wanted to be normal again, But I put a little twist on this mean curse," She cooed, "There will be a certain necklace with the kanji sign for 'neko' stained red with blood. I took the liberty of giving it to a certain child, about your age. Find the necklace and you will be free, that's how nice I am insert evil cackle here BUT, You will not be rid of this curse so easily, you'll still have it but you'll be able to turn human once you find the necklace."
Boy, that flashback was painless, wasn't it?
Chi tried her damnedest to straighten her thoughts out. Until she finally got a hold of them.
"... WOOOOOOO!" She whooped as she threw her arms up. Now just imagine how Itachi must feel in his point of view? Chi just stared at the necklace until she "wooo"ed really, really loudly, for now apparently Itachi had dropped his guard for a bit, but Chi's outburst caught him and made him take a step back.
"AHMUNNNAGOPLAYNOWBYEEEZZZ!" She screeched oh-so loudly and all too quickly, Itachi was BEARLY able to catch it. Keyword... BEARLY. 3
NAM-BUUUURZ!
1 Smarticle. Something my friend made up on the spot. Y'wanna hear one of his MISSCELANEOUS moments?
Too bad. Also, think of him as "Friend 2"
Friend 1: "They're magically delicious!"
Friend 2: "YAY! FROOT LOOPS!"
Haha. I love that little bugger.
2 I think I have an addiction to the words "Miscellaneous" Which means random, "Crack" and "ALMOST"
Dunno why.
3 HAHA! You Mohicans THOUGHT I was gonna put "ALMOST" Again, didn't you!?
HOHOHOHO! evil Renge laugh 1
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NOW! SUB-NUMBERS!
Reader: Uh... Dot Dot Dot...?
They are numbers that I sometimes would put in the Numbers Sequence. Juuuust in CASE!
1 Renge... She is from Ouran High School Host Club. I just couldn't help it...
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Eh heh heh heh...
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