"Happy birthday."
"Oh thanks Kevin! Baby, I hope this wasn't too expensive."
"Not at all – got it through a friend of mine for a pretty sweet deal."
"…what…is this?"
"A Giga-Watt 5000 Hard Drive Energy Blaster! Vintage 1965. Well…actually 50,240 on Planet Erzetx. One of the best energy rifles on the market! Ain't she a beaut?"
"…a gun?"
"What? You don't like it?"
"Oh! N-No, I love it! I'm happy."
"You hate it."
"A little."
"Then look inside the barrel. You might a present you like more."
"Is this…what I think it is?"
"Only if you want it to be."
"You have to say it."
"What?"
"Get down on your knees and ask me to marry you."
"I put a diamond engagement ring in the barrel of a gun – that's not enough for you?"
"Hey. Whose birthday is it?"