A/N: I will appreciate all help someone gives me to make this fic as good as it can be.

Chapter 3: The First Day

"HEY! You just did something weird to that eraser, didn't you?" asked the insanely strong Asuna as she lifted Negi into the air by his shirt.

"CUT THAT OUT RIGHT NOW, ASUNA!" yelled one of the students. "Although, your behavior is just perfect for a monkey like you."

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?" screamed Asuna. "AND WHY ARE YOU BEING SO NICE, YOU SHOUTAKON!"

"WHAT!? LOOK WHO'S TALKING! YOU'RE THE ONE WITH AN OLD MAN FETISH!"

The two girls started fighting each other. The other students gathered around them and started cheering them on.

"Iinchou and Asuna, would you mind keeping it down. It's getting harder for me to sleep," said Vladimir, looking at them with an extremely dreamy face.

"Y… yes." The two started blushing and quickly went back to their seats.

"Thanks," whispered Negi to Vladimir.

"Don't fret about it. When girls got into fights at Oxford, my teacher would do that to make them too embarrassed to fight anymore."

"Why would they be embarrassed?"

"Never mind that. Just start teaching."

Negi turned to the black board and tried to write something on it, but he was too short to reach.

"…Well?"

"I… I can't reach."

The class burst into laughter, even Vladimir snickered a little.

"Here's a stool for you," said Iinchou.

"Thank you, Miss Class Rep."

"There's something weird about that guy," Asuna said to herself. She brought out an eraser, tore off a piece of it, and shot it at Negi with a ruler.

"OW!" screamed Negi.

"What happened?" asked Iinchou.

"Something hit me."

"It hit him?" thought Asuna. She shot another piece at Negi, but Vladimir saw her and he put his head in the pat of the eraser. The eraser reflected off of Vladimir and back at Asuna with double the force.

CRASH!

Asuna was on the floor with blood coming out of her head.

"What was that?" the class wondered.

After School

Vladimir and Negi sat on a fountain near a library. Vladimir was dozing off while Negi was looking through the student roster.

"Asuna Kagurazaka," thought Negi. "Take that!" Negi drew horns on her picture and wrote 'boo' and 'bully' on it.

He looked up and saw one of his students walking down a flight of stairs carrying a huge stack of books.

"Let's see… that's number 27: Nodoka Miyazaki. That looks very dangerous."

As soon as Negi thought that, Nodoka fell off the stairs. Negi jumped up, which startled the half-asleep Vladimir, and he cast a levitation spell so that Nodoka would be alright. Vladimir tried to stop Negi, but it was too late. Asuna Kagurazaka saw everything. She grabbed Negi and demanded Vladimir to come with her.

"I knew you were a freak! And this guy is my witness!" yelled Asuna.

"Asuna, insults can be very hurtful. Negi is a mage, not a freak," said Vladimir.

"WHATEVER! HE'S STILL A WEIRD… wait a minute. How do you know about this?"

"Because, I, too, possess magical powers."

"I have to erase your memories!" said Negi. "VANISH!"

Asuna was enveloped in a light and when it went away, her clothes were gone.

"I think I messed up," said Negi.

"Interesting," said Vladimir, who was staring at certain parts of Asuna.

Takahata walked up to them and saw Asuna.

"IYAAAA!" screamed Asuna.

Several Minutes Later

"I'm really sorry!" Negi tried to tell Asuna.

"WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE!?" screamed Asuna.

"To become a mage. Mages help people all over the world. In the world of magic, jobs like these earn the highest respect. But if we get found out, we get turned into ermines."

"If you're supposed to help others, then help me!" Asuna pled. "Help fix my relationship with Takahata!"

The group couldn't finish their conversations because they walked into the classroom and all of Negi's students yelled, "SURPRISE!"

"That's right!" Asuna responded. "We are having a welcoming party for you today. That's why I was walking by the fountain earlier. After I got out of the hospital because of the eraser injury, I had to get some food for the party. On my way back is when I saw you."

"By the way," said Vladimir, "is your head feeling better? I didn't think that it would bounce back at you."

"THAT WAS YOU!" Asuna screamed as she tried strangling Vladimir. "I'll make you pay for that!"

"But wasn't it your fault for shooting them at Negi?" choked Vladimir. Asuna finally let go of him.

"…"

"…"

"You're right."

The party lasted a while, but, eventually, everyone went to bed.

Principal's Office: Midnight

"Have you found him, yet?" asked Konoemon.

"I picked up his trail. We can say that he is definitely in Japan," replied Vladimir.

"Is that all?"

"…"

"Yes?"

"That girl, Asuna, found out about Negi and I."

"Really? Well, I guess it can't be helped. However, try not to let anyone else find out."

"Yes sir."

"Well then, you are dismissed."

Vladimir left the principal's office and left for his cave, unaware of the two eyes following his movement.

"Heheheh. So you've finally come."