bellas not a vampire yet in this oneshot, her and edward are on the way to visit with the other Cullens...
Edward came over to my side of the Volvo and opened the door for me. Looping his arm around my waist as we approached his house. I looked up and saw his forehead wrinkle in confusion.
I panicked.
"What is it Edward, whats going on?"
"Its nothing, love. Just all the family members keeping their minds blank to me…" he said, "I swear if Alice sings that song one more time." He added under his breath.
"Whats she singing?"
"The 'I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves song.' It's the most obnoxious thing I've ever heard."
"So it does get on everybody's nerves."
Edward smirked, "no its only gets on my nerves since I'm the only one who can hear it."
We'd reached the door at that point and Edward reached out and we walked through the threshold.
Only to hear an animalistic roar(distinctly Emmetts) the minute the door was closed. I shrieked, and Edward threw his hands over me to shield me from an oncoming barrage of some sort of sticky substance.
It covered Edwards protective arms and then a small object ran past and yanked Edward away leaving me alone in the middle of the hallway getting covered in the mysterious pink stuff.
I heard a can being shaken and cautiously opened my eyes to see Edward being restrained by little Alice, and Emmett standing in the middle of the room wearing a bowl on his head, swimming goggles, and heart covered boxers; shaking a familiar can.
Silly String
At this point he was muttering under his breath, something about how the entire plan had gone without a hitch, he'd just forgotten to grab another can.
I glanced back over to Edward to see his mouth gaping open. He too was covered in the pink string, "Oh we'll get you back Emmett, its war now."
Just then Alice skipped by snapping a picture of Edward glowering, and then me with most likely a dumbfounded expression, "You too Alice."
She cackled and ran out the door with Edward following close behind.
more silly than serious, any ideas what kind of 'war' edward will start, review with your guesses!