ME: Hey guys its me with chapter 3.I've had FIVE reviews in just 1 ½ days and look, in 2 days I have made you guys 3 chapters, now to get some matters over with. Guys.

Tobi: TOBI A GOOD BOY! In no way does Madison own Naruto, the Akatsuki, or the delicious Klondike bars mentioned in this story.

Zetsu: Don't let her try and convince you other wise, this is just a fanfic made by a girl with way to much free time on her hands and only owns Yumi and her mother.

Kakuzu: She gains no profit or personal gain from this.

Hidan: DANM STRAIGHT! And don't try posting this somewhere else as you own either! FCK!

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Sasori: This fanfic is a fanfic and nothing more. In no way does this relate to anything in the actual manga or anime.

Kisame: The author would like to keep all characters in characters and all info straight. If you see any O.C.C or info that is wrong that relates to the manga or anime besides us being turned into cats please inform the author.

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ME: Uh…..yeah., anyways please enjoy and feel free to message me for any story line ideas!

The Akatsuki kittens.

The kittens stared at Yumi. Yumi stared at the kittens. Yumi blinked, breaking the hardcore stare she trying to give. The kittens continued with out blinking staring up at her. Yumi took in a sharp breath, turned to the wall, placed her hands on it, and started bashing her head against it. The kittens continued to stare. She stopped, turned around and stared at the kittens again.

"I can't believe it, for a second there you guys were talking." she said pointing a shaky finger at them. "Damn teenager hormones." She then let out a shaky laugh. "Ok, so who wants to break the news to her?" asked the sleek black kitten. Yumi's jaw dropped. "No im-impossible! You guys aren't supposed to talk! No… no I'm just imagining. Yah that's it I'm dreaming or something! Yes that makes everything logical. Ha ha ha ha ha err….."

"She's lost it, hasn't she Zetsu-san?" She looked down at the orange-faced kitten, still cowered behind the strange black, white, and green kitten. "By the looks of it, can you blame her?"

Yumi continued to stare at them. "So, I'm not dreaming?" The bone kitten got up sat next to feet and said, "Hell, if this was a dream would this hurt?" And with that, he drew out his claws, and impaled them into Yumi's foot. "HOLY SHIT THAT HURTS!" shrieked Yumi, falling backwards onto the floor, holding her foot. "Ok, OK! I get it! I'm awake!" The kitten was sitting in front of her, wearing what looked like a smug look onto his face. "Well, can you at least explain how you guys can talk?"

"Well, actually we were ninjas, but Leader-sama got mad at us and I guess turned us into cats", explained the crimson cat, in a matter of fact tone. "What did he get mad at you guys for to make him turn you into cats?" Yumi questioned, interested.

"'Cause I ate the last Klondike bar.", the bone kitten said before him and a few others could stop them selves form snickering. The black one looked at Yumi with a serious expression. "We failed a mission multiple times and this how he thought was suitable for a punishment".

--Flash back--

"AKATSUKI MEMBERS! ASSEMBLE!" Soon eight shadowed figures stood around Leader-sama. "Report the status of the mission," he demanded. The eight other members shuffled their feet and looked down at the ground awkwardly. "Well.", he demanded once again, "Did you or did you not capture the nine-tailed fox demon?"

"Well, um, no. We failed", one of the members timidly spoke out. "Once again, out of HOW many tries?" growled the Leader. No one spoke. "Ten tries", spoke the Leader, breaking the silence, "Ten, freaking times you guys have failed. How do eight S-Classed ninjas fail to capture one stinkin' teen-aged boy, TEN FREAKING TIMES!?"

"Well he's always surrounded by powerful ninjas! We were always out numbered!" one ninja said, putting up a defense for him and the other seven next to him. "Sigh, I need a Klondike bar." One of the ninjas raised his hand and said, "Well, uh, I ate the last one you see."

The ninjas took a step back as the watched the Leaders eye twitch. "That's it you guys, I'm going to have to punish you." With that, he did some wicked-fast hand signs as the others took a couple steps back.

--End Flashback--

"Ok……still freaking out here, un" stated the yellow kitten clutching onto the crimson kitten. "For the last time, de-attach yourself from me or else." growled the crimson kitten attempting to swat a paw at him, "Honestly you're worst then Tobi." "HEY I'M FREAKING OUT HERE! THAT IS PERFECTLY NORMAL! Un." "More like spazzing out." muttered the other. "I AM NOT! Un!"

"Hey knock it off you idiots!" the sleek black kitten said as the tan and bone kitten continued to wrestle. "See! I told you it was your entire fault!" the tan one growled to him. "WHAT EVER! JUST GET OFF ME! YOU'RE HEAVEY!"

"Well I'm going to assume you guys have names then." Yumi said, trying to stay out of the fighting kitten's way. "I'm Itachi, and this is my partner." said the sleek black kitten, licking his paw and wiping his face, addressing the blue kitten next to him. "Hey, I'm Kisame." was all he said, before returning all of his attention to the wrestling kittens on the ground. "Hi! I'm a good boy and my name is Tobi!" said the orange-faced kitten, getting and jumping on Yumi's lap. "That's my partner over there, but he doesn't like to talk very mu-" "Our name, is Zetsu", interrupting the kitten she now knew as Tobi.

She heard another kitten talk, and she looked up at the blonde kitten on her dresser. "Hi, I'm-". She didn't to hear his name though because he discovered his fluffy tail, which he proceeded to try and catch. "Oh hey watch out you're gunna fall off.", Yumi tried to warn him, right before he fell off the dresser into the fighting kittens. "He's Deidara." the crimson cat said calmly, jumping off the bed, "I'm Sasori; the tan idiot is Kakuzu and the black idiot is Hidan."

Yumi looked at all the kittens again, sighed, stood up, setting Tobi down on the floor, sat on her bed, this time making sure there were no kittens this time. "So, I guess I'm stuck with you guys aren't I?" "Damn straight." aid Hidan, in between the fight of him and Kakuzu.