Author's Note: Sorry for taking so long to update. I promise this chapter was totally worth the wait!
Disclaimer: South Park (including all of these characters) belongs to Matt Stone and Trey Parker. "Uncle Fucker" belongs to and was written by Trey Parker. This story is miiiine! Written with help from ChapeauVert.
Enjoy!
Chapter 2
Setting: Hell's Pass Hospital. Phillip is visiting Terrance in his hospital room.
Phillip: Holy fuck, buddy, I can't believe you farted yourself to hell!
Terrance: Oh, you mean to French Canada, buddy? Both laugh hysterically.
Phillip: Hey, Terrance! Why are we in Colorado anyway?
Terrance: Well, Phillip, buddy, in Colorado, there are the best ass-doctors in the world! Apparently Americans explode themselves by farting often.
Phillip: Wow!
Random American: Fuck you!
Phillip: Fuck you, buddy!
Terrance: Yeah! Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker! Both break out into song.
Phillip: Wow, Terrance. I'm so glad you didn't fart enough to make yourself retarded like Mr. Garrison.
Terrance: Yeah! He really should shut his fucking face because he really is an uncle fucker!
Mr. Garrison: Am not! I'm not even gay!
Mr. Hat: That's right Mr. Garrison!
Mr. Garrison: You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!
Mr. Hat (in a very deep voice): KIIIILL THEEEM!
Mr. Garrison: Shh! Be quiet, Mr. Hat!
Phillip: Wow, Terrance! He really is fucked up! Phillip and Terrance laugh again.
Terrance: Quick, get my hockey stick! This is war, buddy!
Phillip: Don't forget your helmet and goalie equipment!
Towelie: Don't forget to bring a towel!
A/N: The next installments will feature Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik (mmkay?). Please review and come back to read chapter three of Asses Of Cola, coming soon to a webpage near you!