Chapter 3
Disclaimer: South Park (including all of these characters) belongs to Matt Stone and Trey Parker.
Setting outside of Terrance's hospital room Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat are getting ready to assassinate Terrance
Mr. Garrison: Mr. Hat did you remember the grenades?
Mr. Hat: Of course I did Mr. Garrison! I'm not a retard Canadian like they are!
Mr. Garrison: Throw it Mr. Hat!
Random Canadian: You're trying to kill Terrance and Phillip I am calling the R.C.M.P.!
Mr. Hat: You pig fucker this isn't Canada!!
Mr. Garrison: Run, Mr. Hat, Run!!
Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik appear from nowhere
Mr. Mackey: What going on here? Mmkay.
Officer Barbrady comes into the hospital
Officer Barbrady: Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik you're under arrest!
Ms. Choksondik: We didn't do anything Officer!
Mr. Mackey: This isn't fair, mmkay!!
Terrance and Phillip come out of Terrance's room to see what's going on
Terrance: Shut up you shit faced cock-master!!
Phillip: Yeah! Shut up you butt-fucker!
Ms. Choksondik: Who are you talking to?
Phillip: Shut up we want to go back to sleep!.. All of you
Officer Barbrady: Are these two guilty?
Terrance: Sure, just get out of my face pig fucker!
Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny come in to see Terrance and Phillip
Cartman: Mr. Mackey?
Mr. Mackey: Yes, Eric? Mmkay.
Cartman: Did you know Kyle's mom is a bitch?!
Mr. Mackey: Yes Eric…mmkay
Kyle: You guys are jerks, Officer Barbrady get him away please.
Officer Barbrady: OK kid.
A/N: The next installments will feature Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik and don't forget Kyle, Cartman, Stan, and Kenny. Please review and read my other stories.
