I hope you enjoyed this three-shot. I have five other BatmanxJoker stories I have yet to announce, so don't think this is the end of it!

Kill Me Romantically

Joker snickered as he ran out of the bank with a heavy sack of money hanging over his shoulder. He stopped in his tracks as Batman stood before him.

The Joker looked around. "Oh? Where's that kitty of yours?" He smiled into Batman's blue eyes already knowing the answer.

Batman shrugged nonchalantly. "Where's Harley?"

The Joker hoisted the sack higher on his shoulder. "Hmm… Now that you mention it… I haven't seen her in a while…" He grinned. "Maybe the two wenches are having a tea party! Hahaha!"

Batman took a few steps towards the Joker. His mesmerizing glare caused the clown to drop his sack and stare into those icy blue irises. His hand itched to feel that pale skin.

"Batsy…" The Joker breathed. He watched as Batman looked around warily too see if anyone was looking. "No one's looking."

Batman locked eyes with the Joker; a troubled looked plastered all over his grim face.

The Joker giggled and slowly placed his palm against Batman's neck. "Hehehe don't fly away just yet."

After everything the Joker had done in that past week, he would have been insane if he didn't kiss the bat.

Softly, the Joker pressed his dark red lips against Batman's.

I guess that leaves his spot open at Arkham then!

He curled his fingers tightly against the back of his leathered neck and held him still. He didn't need his one and only to run away. Surprisingly though, Batman returned the kiss.

The Dark Knight's stomach burned with a fierce fire he didn't even know existed. He wrapped his arms around the Joker and fisted his purple coat tightly.

The Joker tried his hardest not to smile against the kiss as his mind grew fuzzy from the current high he was experiencing. He pressed harder, deeper into the kiss and mewled in the back of his throat as rough hands ran through his soft curls.

Batman's heart ached harder with every beat and he shut his eyes tighter to try and drown the feeling out.

This could be such a mistake.

This could end Batman, right here, right now.

But, as the Joker's hands stroked the revealed sides of Batman's face, the Dark Knight realized he didn't care that much at the moment.

He bit down on the Joker's bottom lip and the Ace of Knaves gasped into his mouth. Batman's grip on the Joker's hair tightened as he pulled him closer against him.

Harley never had this.

Batman almost smiled at the thought. The Joker didn't want a silly girl like her. He had no stomach for that. But…

Did this mean that the Joker wanted him?

Batman's heart leapt into his throat and his stomach tumbled. He threw such thoughts aside and focused on the sweet taste of cinnamon that flooded into his mouth.

The Joker wished Catwoman was here to see this. Although he was glad she wasn't. The silly kitty could never get this close.

Only the Joker would.

Sirens filled the air and red and blue lights chased the darkness away. Batman softly pushed the Joker a breath away from his face. The Joker's half-lidded green eyes slowly looked into the smoky blue before him.

He smiled as he realized some of the ice had melted away. "Bye, bye Batsy." The Joker whispered.

Batman didn't say anything as he stared into those foggy green eyes. He simply grabbed the Joker's thin arms and held him tightly as Gordon stepped out of his police car and chaffed metal handcuffs against the Joker's wrists.

For a fleeting moment, Batman had the urge to tug the Joker into his arms and fly away with him.

But Gordon beat him to the punch.

"Let's go Joker." Gordon said with a hint of distaste. He took the Joker's arm and pulled him to the car.

Without even blinking, the Joker grinned and shouted, "Don't forget to visit Batsy! I'll be missing my honeycakes every minute of the day!" He winked and kissed the air.

Batman quickly turned away as the sound of the car door slamming shut echoed through the street. He shook his head and tried his hardest to conceal the smile that tugged at his lips.

If only things were that easy.

The Joker sighed dreamily as he saw Batman shoot his grappling gun and disappear into the night. He rested the side of his face against the cool window and started to laugh.

Did he really think that the Joker didn't catch that smile?

Of course he did.

The Joker's nostalgic moment was interrupted by Gordon's irritating voice. "What's so funny?" The Commissioner asked.

The Joker shifted in his seat and rested the back of his head against the cushion. He grinned, Batsy's little crush on me. "Your mustache."

Gordon's spine tingled violently as the cop car was filled with the Joker's insane laughter.

Kir Sirin