I don't own Percy Jackson etc…
I get a little Red Hot
Annabeth Grover and I were in the kitchen chowing down on cheetos and sucking up coke. Eventually we began to worry about what Thalia and Rachel are doing.
"Rachel probably has Thalia tied to a chair…" stated Annabeth coldly.
"Or… they're setting up karaoke…" I gulped at the thought. I couldn't sing… and I was about to get embarrassed! Almost as if on cue… Thalia popped up in the room.
"Everything's all set to go…" She smiled. Annabeth Grover and I looked at each other.
We followed Thalia out of the room… waiting for the worst. Of course Thalia had to buy the dance along version… where you had to sing and dance.
"Rachel first… then me. After us we'll have Grover then Percy… and Annabeth last."
Thalia, with a huge grin, started up the c.d.
Rachel started off by doing some sort of Jonas Brother song… it was like O.S.S or something… Then Thalia tried to beet Rachel's score by doing American Idiot by Green Day. No one knew how many swears were in that song until Thalia sung all of them. Sadly Thalia's poor dance skills only got her ¾ of Rachel's score. Then it was Grover's turn… He did beautiful soul by Jesse McCartney… did a wobbly dance… and got half of Thalia's sore. I had to admit… I was to busy laughing to remember it was my turn.
"Percy you're up…" stated Annabeth impatiently.
I walked up to the TV and held the plastic microphone. I could feel all of their eyes pour on me as I selected a song called hey there Delilah by somebody… (N/A I DON'T KNOW! I DON'T LISTEN TO THAT KIND OF MUSIC…) the song started… and just like I hoped… the dance was extremely easy. It had a couple twists, and some head bobbing… stuff I could do. But thanks to my cracking voice… I didn't get a very good score on the song. I still finished in third though.
Annabeth finished up with Welcome to the Jungle by Guns n' Roses (I didn't know she listened to them…) and managed to slip into third. I was so relieved that we got that over with… But just as I loosened my shoulders, Thalia's voice rang.
"Now for duets! Me and Grover… and just because it's fun to mess with Percy… Annabeth and Rachel each partner up with Percy." She smiled at me. "We are also adding a little kick…" She smiled brighter. "The other people will be choosing the song." She began laughing… while I prayed to Apollo… We decided to make Thalia and Grover play I'm a Barbie Girl… and just as we hoped, it tortured Thalia so bad, we thought she might explode. Grover on the other hand managed to get 99... which was scary. I decided to sing with Rachel first. I calmed down Annabeth, and began to wait for Grover to choose a song. He picked some extremely calm song, and nobody had any idea who it was by… I managed to live, and get a pretty good score with Rachel. But now I had to sing with Annabeth, and Thalia was picking the song. I knew this couldn't be good… and I was right. She picked a song called Suck My Kiss… by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Annabeth began, she sang a little scared, and did some finger pointing at me. The part came and it was my turn. I did pointing at her and stuff like that. Eventually the chorus came… and we both had to sing. It became an EXTREMELY disturbing dance. I can't even tell you what we had to do. Thalia was laughing so hard I thought she might break a gut. Soon we got so close it was freaky. That's when I think Thalia DID bust a gut. Why Apollo, why!!
Should
of been, could of been
Would of been dead
If I didnt get the
message
Goin to my head
I am what I am
Most
motherfckers
Dont give a dmn
Aw baby think you can
Be my
girl, Ill be your man
Come-on full of fun
Do me till Im
well done
Little bo peep
Cumin from my stan gun
Beware...
take care
Most motherfckers
Have a cold ss stare
Aw baby
please be there
Suck my kiss cut me my share
Hit me you
cant hurt me
Suck my kiss
Kiss me please pervert me
Stick
with this
Is she talking dirty
Give to me sweet sacred
bliss
Your mouth was made to suck my kiss
Look at me cant
you see
All I really want to be
Is free from a world
That
hurts me
I need relief
Do you want me girl
To be your
thief
Aw baby just for you
Id steal anything that you want me
to
K - I - s - s - I - n - g
Chicka chicka dee
Do me
like a banshee
Low brow is how
Swimming in the sound
Of bow
wow wow
Aw baby do me now
Do me here I do allow
Hit me
you cant hurt me
Suck my kiss
Kiss me please pervert me
Stick
with this
Is she talking dirty
Give to me sweet sacred
bliss
Your mouth was made to...
Should of been, could of
been
Would of been dead
If I didnt get the message
Goin to
my head
I am what I am
Most motherfckers
Dont give a
dmn
Aw baby think you can
Be my girl, Ill be your man
Come-on
full of fun
Do me till Im well done
Little bo peep
Cumin
from my stan gun
Beware... take care
Most motherfckers
Have
a cold ss stare
Aw baby please be there
Suck my kiss cut me my
share
Hit me you cant hurt me
Suck my kiss
Kiss me
please pervert me
Stick with this
Is she talking dirty
Give
to me sweet sacred bliss
Your mouth was made to suck my kiss
I thought I might die right then in there… but sadly I didn't I knew I was as red as I felt as I sunk into the couch, while everyone else just laughed. It sucked!
Eventually I got over it and came out. Annabeth was next to me… and the others were laughing there heads off. On the bright side… we got the best score.
But this wasn't near as much of a crazy thing as what came next.
SORRY THE SONG HAD SO MANY SWEAR WORDS IN IT… BUT I HAD TO PICK A SONG WITH A REALLY DISTURBING DANCE. AND THAT WAS THE ONE! REVIEW!