I don't own PJO.
I fall asleep in goldfish.
If you've ever tried playing cards when you were tired…. Had more sodas than you can count… And ere eating goldfish like it was the last thing on Earth… you know how crazy things get.
"I'm raising your bet by two…"
"GO FISH!"
"But my card is the highest… We got so crazy that we began throwing card in the air with goldfish on them…. And we called them fish rockets. That's when Grover fell dead asleep on the floor, right in the middle chewing one of his cards. Thalia laughed, and ran out into the living room. Just to collapse onto the couch. Annabeth giggled and looked at me.
"You are so funny."
"Yo momma's funny!" We both started cracking up at the lame joke. That's when Annabeth hugged me. I was so tired… and she must have been to… because we fell to the ground, with her still hugging me. I accidentally tipped over the bowl of goldfish. The last thing I saw before the world faded was a shower of gold fish.
In my dream… I was swimming in an ocean wearing nothing but purple Speedo and a party hat. I was holding my breath… which was weird for me. I began swimming, and I found my self herded into a school of big golden fish. I laughed and followed them. Soon they grew fangs, so I swam away. It took me a minute to realize I was lost in a kelp forest. I swam in circles for what felt like days until I saw a figure. I swam towards it. It was Thalia. The water turned gray as I came up to her. She was wearing a blue one piece and swam up to me. She was not holding her breath. Then she pulled out a compass with a map on it… pointed into the heart of the forest… and we popped out into the middle of an open water.
I looked around, Jaws music was playing. Then a whole herd of sharks erupted from the water. It took me a second to realize Grover was riding one of them like a cowboy. He jumped off and swam over to me. That's when a mermaid swam by. I chased, and tagged it turned around… it was Annabeth. We just started making out for no apparent reason. That's when they all came up to me, and said,
"Good party Percy! Good Party Percy! Good Party Percy!"
Then there was a flash of lightning and I woke up.
"Good party Percy… but we should really be heading off…" said Thalia as my eyes fluttered open.
I was just done saying goodbye when I saw the door knob twist. My heart nearly jumped out of my chest…. I looked at the clock…6:10. My mom was home.
I KNOW THIS CHAPTER WAS EXTREMELY SHORT!! BUT I RAN OUT OF IDEAS, SO SOON I'LL START MY NEW STORY, ONE CHAPTER LEFT! PLESE REVIEW!