By request, for animefreak469.

I love D/C, but this was far too good to pass up!

also. this is far too short. Sorry.

II. Noah and Courtney

"You're just now reading that?" Noah asked, incredulous at Ms. I-Used-To-Be-A-CIT Courtney's reading choice. "I read that back in, like, the sixth grade." He scoffed. Her choice of literature was disappointing. He had expected better from her!

She looked down to her book, then back up to him.

"This book came out last year." She started slowly, standing up and closing the book.

Noah scoffed again. "No, it didn't."

'Til he caught a glance of the cover. It was not what he thought it was.

He couldn't think of a decent comeback until she was fifty yards away and already entering her cabin.

He sighed. He never could get the smart girls, even when he tried.