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This is MercilessAngel and I need support. Being a writer is a hard, thankless life. And this chapter will be much, much better. I got another review :). I am soooo pathetic -.-

This will be an exciting chapter and pardon if the personalities aren't correct for some of the people.

Things will be revealed in this chapter.

How to Woo an Uchiha

Chapter 3: The Meeting

0o0o0o0o0o0 Unkown Ninja's POV 0o0o0o0o0o0

That was close. I think he might of saw me.

He was tense as again and again he watched the Copy Ninja, Kakashi, and Zabuza raged back and forth. Trading blow for blow, both avoided moral wound through water clones. Neithor seemed to be winning until Zabuza trapped Kakashi in a water cell.

Then he made a water clone of himself and started to attack the younger ninja. He concentrated on the yellow haired one and had him on the ground with his foot on his headband.

These kids don't have a snow ball's chance in hell against him.

But even with the terrible odds they stayed and fought. Sasuke attacked and was getting the crap beat out of him when the loud one got his senses back and attacked with vigor. And succeded in retreaving his headband.

Kids got spunk.

He heard Naruto insult Zabuza and his claim of being the next Hokage.

And a mouth.

He heard the pasa of Zabuza. And a bloody past it was and not just because he grew up in the village hidden in the mist. But because also he was a complete nutcase. Then in a case of nutcasy-ness he attacked Sasuke. Naruto saved him by using his shadow clone jutsu and got him out of there. Using a double team attack the two mixed the shadow clone, demon shuriken, transformation, and a kunai to free their sensei.

Team work. You'd never beliece it from those two.

Kakashi then attacked Zabuza, trying not to give him a chance to trap him again and used the full potetial of his sharingun. he started to psyche out Zabuza as best as he could.

In the name of ugh, where are they all coming from.

Turning around he moved closer to yet another ninja that had desided to join the party. This ninja wore a mask, symbolizing a hunter, and stood a branch, merely watching the happenings.

Below Kakashi had Zabuza running scared. Finishing a jutsu, Kakashi summoned a water vortex and tossed Zabuza like a leaf. Zabuza was pinned to a tree and Kakashi was moving in for the finish when the hunter ninja made his move and threw two needles at him. He saw the needle enter Zabuza's neck and the shock of the others as they relized that they weren't alone.

The hunter then dropped down and after a quick inqury, took the body and left. He watch the group relax and walk off.

Something isn't right. This is going to call for back up.

0o0o0o0o0 Author's POV 0o0o0o0o0

The figure moved in a western direction, toward his lair. He arrived to a field... but do not depair for this was no ordinary field, it had... green flowers! You don't see that many green flowers in your life. Strolling through the field he stopped next to a blue flower. And then made one of his odd hand signs. Finishing he shouted "Choko". The blue flower then revieled itself for what it was... a handle.

Reaching down he grabbed the handle and pulled it up to reveale a set of stairs leading down into the deep, dark abyss of his lair.

"Haven't I told them to keep the lights on? What are we, bats?"

As he walked he lit the torches on the stairs and when he reached the bottom, he flicked the light switch. The lair was a network of overlapping tunnles and rooms. Of course the entrance he used wasn't the only. In a case of emergency the lair had to be evacuated quickly. Of course it was so well hidden that that day would never come.

Murmers began to resound down the hall.

"You would think he'd be on time to his own meeting, ya."

"Yes, it's unlike him to be late to anything and this being the first meeting we've had in some time, practically ever."

"Well we're not all really here."

"Maybe he's dead."

"..."

It's so nice to know I'm loved, bet known of them would come to my funeral.

He kept a slow even pace, not carring how inpatient his comrads became. He would not be hurried. He rounded the corner and saw the cracked door with light spilling from the cracks. He grabbed the door and pushed as four heads turned to see him.

"Nice of you to join us -"

Somewhere else entirely

Two girls walked down a road in moderate weather. It was late spring and the trees and went from beautiful buds to bright green leaves. They were going to middle school and discusing their everyday discusion: Naruto.

"Even though I know how perfect you are for Sasuke, considering your about the only one that could put up with his emo aditude, I think Sasuke likes his women with good reflexes. I say this because your DDRing yesterday sucked."

"Shut up. And Sasuke won't care how his women dance."

"I didn't say he would. I was talking about your crappy reflexes."

"OW! Stop hitting me!"

"Then shut up. And Sasuke wouldn't dare make fun of me becasue I'd-"

"Cook for him? Because that would be punishment in itself."

"NO! I'd hit him too."

"...How could you like him anyway? He's so emotional, O.C.D., and not to mention that he runs off with a transvestite pedifile snake man."

"He's soooo hot."

"Your so fickle."

"No I'm not. Fan girls are allowed to switch anime men whenever they want without consequence."

"Fickle."

"Ugh. You just hate Sasuke."

"I told you I don't hate him. I'm dissapointed in him for going with Orochimaru."

"Yeah well he only wanted to get stronger."

"Yeah but he should have known beter then to go off with a pedifile. Orochimaru could like, rape him."

"Ahhhhh! Don't say that!"

This continued as they walked and at their school met up with another girl, who joined their bizzare converstation, which only continued to become even more bizzare. They scraped grades and played sports. They were normal to a point. Nothing special. None of them knew that somewhere far away, they were about to become very important. And their lives would never be the same.

Back to the 'Lair'

-Itachi."

TBC


Cliff hanger. Hahahaha. I feel evil. Does the revealence of the 'Unknown Nin' mess with anyone's idea of who they thought it really was? Any new ideas about the first chapter and the prophecy. Ok Now you know the evil truth, well some of it. One review before the next chapter is out and I want to be from someone I don't see everyday on a regular basis.(Jessica) Tell me if there are any in the story parring that you want and I can try and put them in. If not I will have to.