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As of late I have been studying my friends. So all of the conversations between the girls are real, really scary. For anyone who doesn't know the Akatsuki members I'll be mentioning, you can wikipedia it or email me. I am up to explain everything.

How to Woo an Uchiha

Chapter 2: Brotherly Love

Last Time

Last time things got moving a little more and now they should go really fast. We found out the mystery man was Itachi and he is now at a meeting of the Akatsuki, the criminal organization he's a part of. And you got a sample of crazyness from two girls. Enjoy.

Now

"Nice of you to join us Itachi." Hidan said.

"I was indisposed. But I am here now and there are important matters to be discused."

"Such as?" Kisame questioned looking bored by all of this.

"Life. Death. Guilt."

"...Itachi, has the life of a murderous criminal destroyed what brain cells you might have had, because none of those are important issues?" Kisame was worried his partner might have to be put out to pasture.

"Death is an important issue." Hidan argued with an indignant look on his face.

"And there are those that like living, ya." Deidara added

"Like me, I like living." Tobi agreed.

"And what guilt? None of us feel guilty." Kisame, who didn't feel guilty, said.

"For something I did, that I shouldn't have did, and am trying to fix." Like the destruction of the world.

"The destruction of the world, ya?" Deidara now too was worried about Itachi.

Opps did I say that out loud.

"Yes the destruction of the world." Itachi nodded.

"Why should we care about the destruction of the world, it's not like we care about it?" Kisame asked.

"Well if our goal is to dominate the world, we will need the world to be in one piece when we do, not destroyed." Can't argue with that.

"So the world is going to explode?" Tobi was panicked.

"No, it will be controled by pure evil. An evil that is not us. Therefore we can not allow this to happen."

"Fine, we'll just concure it now before this 'evil' does." Hidan reasoned calmly.

"We can't becasue we don't have enough money, power, or support. It would be inefficent."

"What exactly would we have to do, ya?" Deidara asked.

"Well there is this prophecy-"

"No. You don't mess with prophecies. They happen on there own." Kisame growled.

"Well I already did..."

"Your an idiot, ya."

Itachi at this point was wery upset. He had been running around for weeks, with barely any sleep, watching Sasuke to make sure he was safe. It was his fault after all that his whole clan was dead. Actually it was Orochimaru's fault but that's not the point. He was making sure there was a world to concure when they were ready, and did anyone appritiate that? No! They were to busy nit-picking every unimportant detail about the definition of destruction.

"Itachi stop talking to yourself." Hidan was beginning to become even more impatient with Itachi speaking in riddles.

"I am not talking to myself!"

"Yes you were. We could tell because you screwed your nose up so that your scares looked like wiskers. Weasle wiskers." Tobi said with a grin. Tobi - one, mass murderer - zero.

"Are you saying I look like a weasly Tobi?"

Deadly silence was heard as Tobi wisely didn't answer that question for the threat in Itachi's voice was very real.

"Sooo... Itachi budy, hehe. What do you recomend we do?" Kisame had decided it was probably better to let the crazy murderer have his way. No one wants the mass murderer mad at them.

"It's best if I start near the beginning. Years ago, before I murdered my clan I was a very moldable person. I was also lonely, with few friends. Therefore when a young man who had showed the same disipline in training as I when he was young came to me with words of friendship, I was ensnared. For months I grew to trust him, so when he came to me with with words of a prophecy that he assured me ment that my clan was planning the destruction of the world and that I was a great light that was to save it, I believed him. Never had he led me wrong and when had my clan shone the same friendship as he?"

"Question?"

"Yes Hidan?"

"When you were dropped on your head as a child, didn't your parents notice the stupidity that must have been poring off you?"

"...As I was saying, I believed every word he said and planned to stop my clan. He told me I must strike swift and soon but I would need more power first. It was then that I delved further into my clans secrets. I learned of the Mangekyo Sharingan and knew it was exactly what I needed. So I killed my friend."

Here he stopped and looked into the distance as if remembering how he had killed his friend. How he had believed the lies of a vicious man.

"Then not long after I killed my clan all save my brother who had been at the acadamy at the time. After I killed them I discovered a door in the one of the houses that an elder lived at. It led to a room deep in the ground. In the room was the prophecy, the real prophecy that spoke of an evil, but not one that my clan would bring about. I left then knowing that I had probably screwed up the world and planned on enjoying it's last moments of peace when I saw my younger brother."

He stopped and smiled. He cared deeply for his brother.

"I had forgoten that he was alive and realized he was the only hope so I have been keeping him alive for the past years. But I have never fogivin Orochimaru for what he did."

That other place from last time that we went

Three girls sat in a living room around a computer. This was a normal sight to see. The blond one was hitting the red haired one, while the girl with darker hair and light highlights looked at pictures on the internet.

"Stop hitting me Button."

"Not until you take it back."

"Take what back. Ow!"

"What you said about Sasuke."

"Which part the one about him being ugly or dainty."

"Both!"

"Ow! Fine I take it back."

"Better."

"So how's your story going?"

"Great. I kicked Sasuke out of his house. And I keep basking Sakura."

"Sounds like your having fun."

"Yup! Hey Light have you been reading my story?"

"Yes and I want the next chapter up tonight!"

"But I just put one up yesterday!"

"Does it look like I care? I want it now!"

"Hahahaha Button has to put up a chapter up."

"And you! How dare you mention me in passing!"

"But..but."

"No. You will put another chapter up too!"

"Hey! You haven't updated in like a month!"

"Have you read my stories?"

"Erm...not yet?"

"..."

"Hahahaha Fox's in trouble too."

TBC

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