Diclaimer: I don not own Naruto. I wouldn't mind by any means but the sad truth is, I don't.
I AM UPDATING! Yes! Ok here it is...
Last time Hidan, Kisame, and Itachi began their search for the blond one. Poor ninja, they won't know what hit them.
WARNING: Hidan is in this fact from now on and there will be foul language. You have been warned.
This fic is dedicated to the one and only
... Chibi Kabuto ( Kaguya Yumiasai ) my avid reviewer and idea person.
For those confused about how they managed to travel through dimensions with the items mentioned, it will be explained. If you are still confused just email me and I'll explain. I am going to update more now that I quit soccer.
Chapter er... 7?
The Blond One:
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Itachi opened his eyes... and sighed. I always knew this day would come, I had been hoping for a bit more time, but alas I have been denied. This could hinder our plan...
Itachi sat up swinging his arms around him to avoid any hard objects. For Itachi had gone blind. Or so he thought.
It's so white, I always imagined being blind as being realy dark. This is different.
While Itachi wobbled around like a drunken monkey, Kisame had climbed calmly to his feet, shook the dirt from his clothes and began chekcing the supplies. That was until a hand reached out and garbbed him. Grabbed him somewhere where no-male should have ever grabbed him, especially Itachi.
"Get off! You pervert! Why are you touching me!" The shark man slapped away his partner's hand and jumped away, with red stains blemishing his blue cheeks. Mortidied Kisame decided to keep a close eye on Itachi in case he made another pass for him.
"But Kisame, I need you. Everything's so white. You must guide me now that I have gone blind. As my partner you are obligated." Itachi said, reaching toward the sound of Kisame's deep voice.
Kisame sighed, annoyed his partner was so dense. Really you'd think at his age and with his experince the Nin would have seem snow by now. "Itachi open your eyes, your not blind, it's just snow."
"Eh? Snow? What's that?"
"It's kinda like frozen water, like ice. It's cold, and when it melts it turns into water." Itachi, now with open eyes, looked at the white and now that he looked agina he realize that not everything was white, but that it was covered with a thinck white blanket. He leaned down and grabbed a handful and found that the snow was indeed cold.
"Hmm. We will forget this ever transpired. Where are we?" Now that he know he wasn't blind, he remembered where exactly he had grabbed his partner earlier.
"It apears that we are on a street, and there are houses, very odd houses. The one we are after might live in one. Hidan would know."
"Where's Hidan?"
With Hidan
What strange things are in here. And the room is small. Oh there is water in the basin. I'm am quite thristy.
Hidan stoad and began to walk toward the toilet when thw door behind him opened. (No I'm not cruel enough to make him drink from the toilet, that gross. 0.o)
Hidan whirled around and gasped becasue before him stood the woman of his dreams. She was tall, with short blue hair, and long legs. Everything he always imagined his woman would have. I must have her.
"Who are you and what are you doing in my bathroom?" The woman growled angrilly. Strange men had no business in her bathroom, no matter how good their Hidan costumes were.
"My fair maiden I am the great Hidan. If you would kindly point me in the direction of the street of Berick and come with me I will wisk you off your feet and fuck you like an animal night after night." Hidan opened his arms, assured she would run into them and kiss him while agreeing whole heartedly to come with him. The hearts in his eyes were replaced with stars though when the woman reached out and slapped him.
"I'm not your maiden, my name is Monica, Say it with me Monica. And I know for a fact that you are not Hidan cause Hidan's not real, and I don't let random strangers lake love to me. I've got a reputation."
Hidan looked at Monica, and fell even deeper in love. I always wanted a forceful woman. Won that wouldne't be afriad to through me down and spank me.
"Monica, such a sexy name. I asure you that I am Hidan, and I shall prove it to you." Hidan grabed a knife and stabbed himself.
"You dip-fuck! Don't stab yourself! You'll bleed all over the carpet!" Monica grabbed the knife from him and tossed it in the sink, she was about to grab a towel to stop the bleeding when the wound closed, just like that. "You are Hidan... OH MY GOD YOUR REAL!!!!"
With Tobi and Deidara
They walked through the forest, heading for the Village Hidden in the Leaves.
"Hey Deidara?"
"Ya?"
"We're wanted criminals right?"
"Ya"
"So if we walked into the village like this wouldn't they I don't know, try to kill us or something."
"Ya."
"But then we wouldn't be able to watch Sasuke and when Itachi got back he'd kill us."
Deidara stopped and looked at Tobi. Then turned right and began walking again, but now in a different direction. They walked this way until they came to a hole in the wall bar/convientent travler store. They walked in and purchesed many strange items. When they left the store thet were so changed that ever their own mother wouldnot recognize them. Tobi's black hair was now blue and his cloak replaced with a dress. His orange mask too was replaced, with a feminine bird mask. Tobi was now Kagome.
Deidara's hair was let down and curled to perfection, but still hiding his scope. Like makeup accented his softer features and a soft green dress brought out his eyes. Deidara was now Yuki.
"Now they will not recongnize us. We are simply a pair of young females looking for strong handsome men to court us, ya"
They continued till they reached the village and were let in, the guards conpletely fooled.
Tobi and Yuki continued on through the village, receiving whistles and hot stares. They celebrated their odd success at a food stand. It was good to be an Akatsuki member.
With Hidan
After Monica had been revived she and Hidan set out for Berick rd. Monica didn't know why he wanted to go there and it was wierd because that was where Button lived. So she could show Hidan to Button and prove that he was real, and that ment that Sasuke was real to. Buttton was going to love this.
They got there and found something that they would never forget. Itachi and Kisame were being yelled at by an old woman. A really old woman with a huge purse that looked like it was stuffed with bricks.
"Woman I did not know that the cat ment this much to you. I would have hid the body."
"You monster! You killed my Fluffy! How dare you!" Here the woman comensed to beating Itachi with her brick filled purse.
Monica turned to Hidan and smirked. "Should we save him?"
Before he could answer she began to walk over. She pulled the woman away and assured her that the young man who killed her cat would be punished and that she was terribly sorry that her 'crazy, insane, mentily challenged brother' had killed the poor kitty cat.
When the woman had left Monica turned and ran to Button's house where she pounded on the door. When Button opened the door she was roughly pulled and confronted with Itachi, Kisame, and Hidan on her front lawn. And a dead cat.
"Ewww! I am not cleaning that up. Which one of you put it there." Everyone pointed without shame at Itachi. "Ok you freak clean up the dead cat and get off my lawn. The freak convention is not on my lawn." She looked at Monica and grinned. "Monica you said you had something important to tell me on the phone."
"Oh! Ya. This is Itachi, Kisame, and Hidan. They're real. Hidan even stabbed himslef and it healed right over. Isn't this awesome?"
"No not really."
"Don't you get it?"
"Get what?"
"If they're real then that means that Sasuke's real."
"...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The Next chapter might be up today. Scary I know, since my updates are erratic at best. Review please, it makes me... happy. And it makes me feel special. Really really special. The next chapter would normally need at least one review but I haven't up dated in so long that I'm going to start it right after I post this. But as I said before I really would love a rivew. Ok the transporting thing. A long time ago me and my firends were thinking about all of those fics were girls end up in anime world and we put them together in a weird and twisted way. For the Akatsuki since they were trying to get to our world they had to do it backwards by rolling up the hill. If you need more information I can tell you all about our weird idea. (E-mail) Your faithful author
Mercy.