Itachi sat, watching his ninja TV, dreaming about the next time he and his dear statue would meet. A work of art she was, her body so elegantly sculpted… Itachi breathed heavily at the thought of his lover in an exposing swimsuit.
"She is… Divine…" he tantalizingly thought. Oh, how he wanted to hold her stone cold flippers in his arms again!
Just then, Kisame burst in through the dimly lit passageway.
"Itachi! Itachi! Sea World opens in two minutes!"
Itachi gasped, his thoughts filled with the future… Of him and his precious whale-friend-girl-friend-whale-girl.
"But wait, Kisame, why do you want to go to Sea World? ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY PUDDING PIE!?"
"No! I… uh… I have found my own precious lil' muffin…"
"Who? WHO! TELL ME WHO, YOU MADMAN!"
"A tank of water! It houses such things as seaweed… and kelp…"
"What!? Well, let us not remain hither any longer! To Sea World, young man!"
A few moments later, Kisame and Itachi were at Sea World, their haven of eternal love. Immediately, Kisame rushed to his beloved tank of water. His face pressed against the window, he began to whisper sweet nothings in its… ear…
"Oh, my beautiful blue tank of water, all I want to do is… SWIM IN THEE!"
So, Kisame sneaked into the "Staff Only" section, went around back, and promptly jumped into his lover.
"Oh, how I am in ecstasy!" Kisame yelled, as he swam around his sweet muffin cake. The water splashed against the side of the glass in apparent agreement.
Meanwhile, Itachi ran towards the spot where his lover dwelled.
"Oh, come to me, my dear puddin' pie! Let us enjoy a picnic on the sandy shores of the beach!"
But when he arrived, he discovered that his beloved Whaley was missing!
"NOOOOO!" Itachi screamed, and fell to his knees. At that moment, it started to rain in a dramatic sort of way. Where was his eternal love? What ever has happened to her?