Disclaimer: I do not own cats. It belongs to T.S Elliot and Andrew Lloyd Webber. This story was first thought up by Taintie.

Right, Chapter two. This is going to be crazy. In this chapter, Etcetera and Electra introduce themselves to Victoria and Jemima. Let's just say, let the war begin.

If you could see them now, sitting next to Old Deuteronomy has he explains Jellicle life; their tails flicking back and forth innocently like prissy little house cats. I know Mum and Auntie Jenny are going to walk up to Electra and I telling us to go and introduce ourselves, well I refuse.

"Ettie, Honey. Go say hello, both of you" Mum said pointing towards Victoria and Jemima as they walked away from the Tribe leader - Right on cue. "Mum, I don't want to. Their horrible! Coming and ruining our life." "Etcetera! Honestly, they were all alone and they needed a home so they came here. They need friends!" mum half said half shouted.

I looked to Electra hoping for support on my point, but she was gone. Fabulous, just when I need her. I looked down at my paws, feeling my cheeks go hot. Mum wandered away eventually, thank god.

When I peered up, the two little Miss Prissy Princesses were standing in front of me. "Hi, you looked a little lonely, so we thought we would come and say hello" said Jemima (first time I had heard her speak). "Well, that's mighty kind of you but guess what. I am not Lonely and I don't wanna be friends with you two spoiled brats."

"Gee, Ok then." Victoria said a tear falling from her eye. "How do you expect me to believe you were street cats? Look at you, perfect skin perfect fur. I would not be surprised if you just left your little houses because you were fed up of being dressed in dolly clothes and thought you could pull the 

sympathy card on us. It may have worked with the adults but not with me!" I should have shut up a while go, everyone was staring at me now.

"Etcetera! How could you say that? Just leave them be!" Mum shouted as Victoria and Jemima ran away in floods of tears and jumped behind the old disembodied car- my hiding space, by the way.

"Easily" I pouted. I hate them. Perfect skin perfect hair, perfumed hearts everywhere. I just telling myself that inside their ugly.

I watched as Demeter and Bombalurina run off to comfort the cry babies, and cringed as mum hurried me off to the den for an important chat. Electra seemed to be laughing as I was pulled away, and she is meant to be my Best friend.

As soon as I was gone, I have heard that Electra burst out laughing. "Ha, those little cry babies are such princess wannabes. See boys, now we are much better, Ettie and Me." She giggled. "Electra, you'll be heading back to the den as well if you say another word" Jennyanydots said strictly looking up from her sewing again. Electra bit her lip before blurting out "Ettie told me to say it, Blame her"

"Electra!" Jenny shouted walking towards her. "I'm going, I'm going!" Electra said walking towards the den. "Yes you are"

"You're not better than them, your worst. Your just mean, both of you. Victoria and Jemima are lovely, they needed somewhere to stay and the jellicle tribe gave it to them. You had no right to say what you said; those two queens are an absolute delight." Mistoffelees said standing on top of the old oven.

"You're only saying that because you think they are pretty, all of you toms" I shouted as I walked back into the clearing.