So. I went to writing. It's not much, (as in doesn't really go anywhere.) but better than nothing, right? (PleasesayrightCOUGH.)

Oh, and my writing style's sorta-ish different? Feedback please. Thank-eh-yous for teh love-eh-ly support. (See what I mean?)

Disclaimer: Stop reminding me. TTTT

Enjoy!

Sakura's POV

"Ahhhhh… showers are so…relieving…" I switched off the shower, and slid one of my arms out to grab for a towel. Huh? I reached out further, but all I grabbed was thin air. I peeked out of my shower and saw my towel on the floor. My towel must've fallen. I stepped out of my shower, soaking wet, glistening water on my skin. Then, I grabbed the towel off the floor, wrapping it tightly around my body. I stepped outside, walking over to my bed to grab my clothes when the bedroom door burst open and…

"SAKURA-CHAN, I HAVE BIG NEWS TO TELL-"I screamed, leaping up onto my bed, towel falling off. My hair bounced, along with my now revealed chest. Oh shit. Naruto froze, mouth hanging open. We both just stayed like that for a second, but after that second, I scrambled to cover up my body with my bed sheets. I fumed. (A/N: Déjà vu? ;D)

"What is it NOW, NARUTO? HAVE YOU NOT LEARNED YOUR LESSON FROM LAST TIME?!" I glared at him. He looked up at the ceiling, pinching the bridge of his nose. His lips were curved into a pleased smile.

"Even better the second time…" He muttered, and then quickly shuffled out of the room, closing the door behind him. My cheeks turned bright red, and I quickly slipped on my bathrobe. I walked over to the door and yanked it open.

"SO. WHAT IS IT?" He glanced at me for a brief moment and pointed across the hall to where Sasuke was staying. I raised my eyebrow.

"Yeah. So. What about him?" Naruto's eyes widened.

"You didn't notice?" I stared at him.

"Notice what?"

"That he's GONE?" I stared at him.

"Of course he's gone. I sent him to a prostitute yesterday."

-Technical difficulties. Uzumaki Naruto went into a seizure of laughter then a state of shock.-

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5 Minutes Later…

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Naruto was now lying on my sofa, his eyes wide open and his mouth hanging as if someone had shoved him in a freezer and it was permanently stuck like that. I rolled my eyes. This trial was supposed to be punishment, wasn't it? And last time I checked, Sasuke had no interest in girls whatsoever. It bugged me to a point that I'd began to wonder if he was gay or not. My inner-self raised her eyebrows.

"And yet you still had perverted fantasies about him?" I felt my cheeks heat up (in both embarrassment and anger. Hopefully anger prevails). I (mentally) shut my inner-self up using an unethical form of violence. Naruto finally shuddered back into consciousness. He stared at me with a confused look on his face, wincing as he got up.

"Man, my head hurts like hell. What happened?" I blinked. (A/N: You know those anime things where people have those sweat drops going down the backs of their heads? Well. Yeah. This is one of those moments for our Sakura-chan.)

"Uh. You passed out after rolling on the laughing 'cause I said I sent Sasuke to a prostitute."

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The laughing resumes. Uzumaki Naruto is now in another state of shock. (Haha. Just kidding.)

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Naruto stared at me for a moment. Then his lips lashed out into a full-fledged grin.

"YOU THINK HE'S GAY TOO!!" We both exchanged high-fives and gossiped about his orientation and such. After about 10 minutes, Sasuke came into the room looking like he had just gotten raped. (Which he sort of did. But screw the technicalities.)

I glanced up at him, and then looked at the clock.

"You're back early. Did you have fun?" (A/N: Nudgenudgewinkwink.) He gawked at me with disbelief, and I felt satisfied. But then, his lips curved into an all-knowing smile.

"As a matter of fact, yes. I did have fun." Naruto and I gaped at him. Then Naruto got up and punched him in the shoulder.

"And I, no, we thought you were gay, teme." Sasuke glared at him, and then turned his gazed to me.

"So what's next, Sakura-chan?"

Sasuke's POV

I kept my smile on as Sakura kept her startled gaze on me. Then she quickly got out of her daze and got up, steadying herself with her hand on the wall. Her perfect little fingers (that I could so imagine on various parts of my body that I will not mention) began rubbing her temples. Pause. I froze in my thoughts and cursed my hormones.

I turned away from her and stared at the ceiling, waiting for my fate. Then she giggled.

"Go take a nap, Sasuke." I turned my head towards her.

"What?" Sakura narrowed her eyes.

"I said, GO TAKE A NAP." I raised my eyebrows, and then slowly walked over to "my room." I climbed into bed and shut eyes. Suddenly, I felt a drip of something sticky on my cheek. Crap.

"HEY WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE-" But it was too late. Within seconds, I was drenched in Sakura's specialty- a jug of Strawberry juice. Naruto, leaning against the door frame, doubled over with laughter. Sakura grinned at me.

"I told you that you'd been waking up like that for a while. So. Let's get to the rest of the day's events, shall we?"

Moments later, still in Sasuke's POV

She has officially destroyed the remnants of the dignity I once thought I had. From the corner of my eye, I could see Naruto trying to hold back his laughter, but not really having any luck. Giggles escaped the corner of his mouth, and they weren't small either- they seemed more like giant spasms. I wonder how much damage this'll be. Sakura, leaning against the wall not too far away, drummed her fingers on the top of my head. I growled, and she had an evil look on her face.

"So what do you think, Naruto?" She raised her eyebrow, fixing the over-sized belt she had on her waist. Naruto chuckled.

"Perfect for the occasion." I raised a curious (worried) eyebrow. I swallowed (gulped in fear), then interrogated.

"What occasion?" They both turned to give me malicious looks.

"We're going to..."

Muahahahahaha. Cliff hanger. (An excuse for running out of ideas.)

Sasuke: Damn, are you doing that vote thing again?

Me: Why? Is THE Sasuke Uchiha SCARED?

Sakura and Naruto (not so much out of no where...): -Giggle giggle giggle.-

Sasuke: ...What exactly are you guys LOOKING at?

Kakashi (Ooh. This is a new one.): Aa. I see you guys have taken an interest in...

Me: Not in my story they don't.

So. Any ideas? (-begspleadspleadsbegsfanfictiongodsforbrilliantideas-)

Thank you for reading. Please review. :)