"And now, the Konoha girls in their rendishin of the cell block tango!"

TEMARI
Lazy

HANABI
Training

ANKO
Icha Icha

INO
Art

HINATA
Ramen

SAKURA
Gay

TEMARI
Lazy

HANABI
Training

ANKO
Icha Icha

INO
Art

HINATA
Ramen

SAKURA
Gay

TEMARI
Lazy

HANABI
Training

ANKO
Icha Icha

INO
Art

HINATA
Ramen

SAKURA
Gay

ALL
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it

HINATA
I betcha you would have done the same!

TEMARI
lazy!

HANABI
training!

ANKO
Icha Icha

INO
Art

HINATA
Ramen

SAKURA
Gay

TEMARI (Spoken)
You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Shikamaru.
Shikamaru like to sleep.
No, not sleep. lazy .
So I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and I'm
looking for a bit of sympathy
and there's Shikamaru layin'
on the couch, holdin' a stuffed deer and sleepin'. No, not sleepin'.
being lazy. So, I said to him,
I said, "you be lazy one more time..."
and he did.
So I took my fan off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.

GIRLS
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!

Hanabi (Spoken)
I met Konohamaru Saratobi from
the academy about two years ago
and he told me he was done training and we hit it off right away.
So, we started hangin out togather.
He'd go to missions, he'd come to my place, I'd
fix him a drink, We'd have lunch.
And then I found out,
"done training" he told me?
Done training, my ass. Not only
was he training...oh, no, he did with Naruto.
One of those worshipers, you know. So that
noon, when he came home, I fixed him
his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold
their arsenic.

Temari,Anko,Hinata,Sakura
Hah! He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!

Hinata and Ino
lazy, training, Icha Icha, Art, Ramen, Gay

Anko (Spoken)
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' up the chicken for dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my husband Kakashi,
in a jealous rage.
"You been taking my books,"
he says. He was crazy
and he kept screamin',
"you been taking my books!"
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times.."

ALL
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!

Ino (Spoken)
What I am doing here? They say, that the famous Yamato kept down my husband Sai and I stoke off his head. But this is not true, I am guiltless. I dont know why the Hokage says that I did it. I tried to explain at the ANBU but they didn't understand me...

Anko (Spoken)
Yeah, but did you do it?

Ino
UH UH, not guilty!

Hinata
My Friend, Ayame and
I had this double act
and my husband, Naruto,
traveled around with us.
Now, for the last number in
our act, we did 20 acrobatic tricks
one two three four,five...splits, spread eagles,
back flips,flip flops,
one right after the other.
Well, this one night we were in the hotel,
the three of us,
boozin' and
havin' a few laughs
when we run out of ice.
So I went out to get some.
I come back, open the door
and there's Ayame and
Naruto doing Sharing a bowl of Ramen!

Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out.I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.

They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?

Hinata
They had it coming
GIRLS
They had it coming
Hinata
They had it coming
GIRLS
They had it coming
Hinata
They had it coming
GIRLS
They took a flower
Hinata
All along
GIRLS
In its prime
Hinata
I didn't do it
GIRLS
And then they used it
Hinata
But if I'd done it
GIRLS
And they abused it
Hinata
How could you tell me
GIRLS
It was a murder
HInata
That I was wrong?
GIRLS
But not a crime!

Sakura
I loved Rock Lee
more than I can possibly say.
He was a real caring guy...
sensitive... a teijutsu user.
But
He was always trying
to find himself.
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and on the way
he found Tenten,
Gaara,
Gai and Neji.
I guess you can say we broke
up because of pairing differences.
He saw himself as Gay and I saw him dead.

ALL
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

Temari,Hanabi,Sakura
They had it comin'
Hinata,Anko,Ino
They had it comin'
Temari,Hanabi,Sakura
They had it comin'
Hinata,Anko,Ino
They had it comin'
Temari,Hanabi,Sakura
They had it comin'
Hinata,Anko,Ino
They had it comin'
Temari,Hanabi,Sakura
All along
Hinata,Anko,Ino
All along
'Cause if they used us
'Cause if they used us And they abused us
And they abused us
Temari,Hanabi,Sakura
How could you tell us
Hinata,Anko,Ino
How could you tell us That we were wrong?
That we were wrong?

He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself
To blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!

Temari (Spoken)
You be lazy one more time!

Hanabi (spoken)
Done traing my ass.

Anko (Spoken)
Ten times!

Ino(Spoken)
Miert csukott Hokage bortonbe.

Hinata (Spoken)
Sharing ramen.

Sakura (Spoken)
Pairing differences.

Temari
Lazy!

Hanabi
Training!

Anko
Icha Icha!

Ino
Art

Hinata
Ramen!

Sakura
Gay!