Disclaimer: Refer to first chapter

AN: Timelines: There will be vague spoilers for the entire series of both KP and GA. This is obviously set well after the ferry incident in Grey's for Meredith to be working again, so there will be references to events that happened throughout the show that has been aired up to this point.

For Kim, I have not seen every single episode, and I am referencing Wikipedia . com to make up for my lack of information. Therefore, if I do get any details wrong in the Kim universe, I apologize and ask for the correct info. (also, I am not posting these chapters as I write them, so if the number at the top of the story is not following in order, that's the reason. I can only blame my over tired mind)

NOW ON WITH THE FIC!!!

Ch. 4 The Search

Dr. George O'Malley was really ticked off.

He was put in charge of finding a naked mole rat named Rufus that was the pocket pet of Ron Stoppable, who was the boyfriend…or something, of Kim Possible, who was the daughter of the best brain surgeon in the country Dr. Possible, who for some strange reason had never given out her first name. But that was beside the point. The point was that he had to find that stupid rat.

How hard was it to find said stupid rat?

Apparently pretty hard.

He was scolded out of the trauma bay where they were working on Ron. His luscious wife had talked to him like a six-year-old as he was oh so politely informed that the rodent was not here, and would you please leave now so that we could save his life because this boy suffers from epidural hematoma and several broken ribs along with multiple lacerations and a sprained ankle. So George proceeded to tromp around the ER to find this rodent. He had managed to speak to the flight crew of the care-flight helicopter that brought in the two teens before they left. They had not seen any kind of animal on the helicopter but one man did remember a quivering ball in the pocket of the boy. So O'Malley knew that wherever this creature was, at least he had made the flight to Seattle Grace. Therefore: he was now lost in the hospital somewhere. George just had to find him.

Four hours later, George O'Malley knew where gosh-be-dammed rodent wasn't. He wasn't in any of the nurse's stations on the first floor, nor administration. He had checked ICU, the MRI, radiology, the conference center, physical therapy, the lab, administration, and the transplant clinic. He searched the staff offices, and the stairwells C, D, F, B and A. He had even looked in the locker room, the outpatient area, and the waiting room.

O'Malley moved his search to the second floor, and ducked through a random door still looking for that naked rat.

'Why naked anyway? A normal mole rat wouldn't be called a clothed mole rat, so why naked?'

Then he noticed that he found himself inside a bathroom.

'OK, well I haven't looked here yet, so let's get to work.'

Crouching to get a better look at the corners in the room, he peered into the corners and failed to see the object of his search, but for some reason he did see a pair of high heels.

'Why were high heels in the men's room?' George thought.

"O'Malley what the hell you doing in here? Are you out of your goddamned mind?" Dr. Miranda Bailey

"Oh! God! What? Where? Bailey? Oh no." This oratorical masterpiece tumbled out of Dr. George O'Malley's mouth as he gracefully hoisted himself up by the trashcan. Tipping it over and dumping out its contents all over the floor in the process, he tried to explain himself.

But it wasn't working.

"Dr. Bailey I was looking for the naked-"

"Naked!!!!!!! What naked?!?!?"

"The - the naked ….. rat! The naked mole rat that yo -YOU sent me on this g- goose chase to find!"

"Well I highly doubt that you will find it in the women's restroom. Now get out of here and keep looking for that mole rat. I will not be held responsible for losing Dr. Possible's daughter's boyfriend's …. or whatever's pet. Now get going! And no more female personal areas!."

Scrambling out of the room in abject terror, O'Malley nearly crashed into a group of nurses and blushed heavily as he ran. All the while, no luck with the rat and he was missing out on surgeries! How did his day end up like this?

End Chapter 4