Final Parody 3: Honest Thieves

by A. James Robin

In this, the third installment of Final Parody, the spotlight is cast on Yuffie Kisaragi, and the hard life that she lived as a member of the struggling Wutai community. All songs are parodies of the latest Jars of Clay CD, 'Good Monsters'.

4. Even Ninjas Cry

Even Ninjas Cry- A parody of "Even Angels Cry" by Jars of Clay

Even Ninjas Cry- A parody of "Even Angels Cry" by Jars of Clay

V1

I whimper, "It's just a snow flurry, very light."

Four aisles in the supermarket, so bone dry.

Baby, we'll survive.

Cold lingers. I don't worry, though you're tired of lies.

No lumber in the mill, you're pacing out this line.

You know it eats the fire.

Chorus

Oh Vincent, if you take a breath of life,

Halls are calling, "Let her in tonight."

It's just a flurry,

And Vinnie, even ninjas cry.

V2

No good mornings lead to hotter nights.

I burst through the fault, i don't have a pocket, but you're mine.

Burn this place and fly.

I saw a lady with flowers everywhere.

I wondered, no marigold had ever grown in there.

The earth will never die.

(Repeat Chorus 2x)