Final Parody 3: Honest Thieves

by A. James Robin

In this, the third installment of Final Parody, the spotlight is cast on Yuffie Kisaragi, and the hard life that she lived as a member of the struggling Wutai community. All songs are parodies of the latest Jars of Clay CD, 'Good Monsters'.

8. By The Thighs

By The Thighs- A parody of "Surprise" by Jars of Clay

V1

Shoot a beam in your arm and slip away.
It's not the stuff that heals you that gives you life today.
Every crash sucks like a leech
That will part your whole evil plan, and help you to teach.

Chorus 1

These are our gazebos, our cover in the night.
Solutions, like the rockets, make our ego sky high.
For a second, I saw the walls of my life die.
A woman so defenseless, caught around the thighs,
Tonight,
A guy…..

Chorus 2

We are so mutable when we're weak,
Hearts implode, and eyes will weep, weep, weep.
Is love within the chaos?
Well, not if I'm the boss.
And sex is not the heroin they tout among the lost.
Love is not a treason,
Who knows? Your man tonight
Might be the evil one that takes you by the thighs,
Tonight,
A guy…..

Bridge

Scream, little one.
Pretty girl, turn and run.

Chorus 3

Love is not a treason,
Who knows? Your man tonight
Might be the evil one that takes away your life.
For a moment I saw the walls of my life die.
Tonight,
A guy…..