Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, I do not own Deidara or Sasori(sadly)

Warning!: This story contains YAOI/SHOUNEN-AI (Thats some hot man on puppet action) If you don't like it, click the back button bitches! if you do have fun love!

Author Note: So I decided to update this because I kept getting silly ideas for it, that and for the next few days I have no life, because I have to recover from oral surgery so as I type this, I cannot feel my face...its weird anyways, here's chapter two for you, enjoy loves!

Oh my god!

My God! This can't be happening!

Deidara's mouth had gone completely dry, he could feel his cheeks flush and his legs trembling beneath him.There was only one thing on his mind, and that was he had to find a way out of this. Or he may end up as part of Sasori's collection.

He wanted so badly to just pinch himself and wake up from this horrible nightmare. His mind kept screaming at him to move, to wake up, to run away. His body stood, immobile and unwilling to listen to his commands.

Sasori was growing impaitent, the Brat had been standing there in front of him, shaking with his mouth hanging open like an idiot for the last fifteen minutes.

"Brat! Hello? You have some explaining to do!"

Deidara was at a loss for words, he wanted to scream, wanted to reassure Sasori that this was all just some sort of crazy understanding, but he was afraid of opening his mouth. He had no idea what would come out of it if he did. He closed his eyes taking a deep breath, maybe, just maybe when he opened them, this would all go away.

He opened his eyes slowly to find that, sadly his wish hadn't come true.

Sasori crossed his arms, tapping his foot impatiently, he had a stern almost menacing look in his eyes, his voice was cold and distant as he spoke."Well, brat are you just going to stand there like an imbecile, are you going to keep me waiting forever?."

Deidara forced all thought out of his head, clearing his mind completely and sighing deeply. He hoped this would work, or at least get him out of this for now.

"Danna, don't be foolish,un. I don't think of you like that at all." He paused for a moment, trying to form a valid excuse in his mind.

"I had a dream that you were giving me a back-rub,un"

Sasori rolled his eyes, he wanted to believe Deidara, he really did, but something in his gut just knew it was all a lie. For the sake of stopping this nonsense Sasori decided to play along, for now.

"Alright, brat I belive you"Deidara sighed in relief , gathering up his dished before making his way to the front door and leaving to go get supplies.

Sasori sighed deeply, swirling the spoon around in his cup of coffee, completely lost in his own mind. He knew the other man was lying to him, but how could he prove it?

A sadistic smirk spread on his lips as an idea struck him, he would make Deidara admit that he was lying, and it was going to be fun.

Secretly, he had always wondered what it would be like to fuck the blond senseless, how could he not be curious? Deidara was an incredibly beautiful man, his long flowing golden hair like fine silk, his cerulean blue eyes sparkling like precious jewels, his pale flawless milky skin.He often imagined what it would be like to feel that sweet sweaty perfect skin against his own, those gorgeous baby blues shut tight in ecstasy as he thrust himself in and out of that tight ass. Damn, he needed to stop thinking about the blond like this, before his erection got any worse. Sure he had been shocked, even disgusted by what he had heard last night, but he had the right to be curious, didn't he?

Deidara shook his head sadly as he walked into the small town near the base, he hated lying to his Danna like that, but what was he supposed to say? That he had a dream Sasori was fucking him?

The scorpion would have killed him where he stood if he had told the truth, and he sure as hell didn't want to die by Sasori's hand. He sighed deeply, finally reaching the town and making his way into one of the small shops. He had been looking around town for a few hours now, he only had one more thing he needed, and that was some clay. Making his way to the street vendor he usually bought from, a sudden terrifying thought hit the blond, once he was done in town he had to go back to the base...back to his Danna. What if the older man was just pretending to believe him? What if when he got back the redhead started asking him questions again, he couldn't deal with that, the other man always knew when he was lying, he would be exposed, caught...damnit! what was he supposed to do?Once he had gathered all the supplies he needed, including some new civilian clothes, a few kunai, and clay, he decided it was about time he made his way back to the base.

Sasori smirked sadistically when he watched the blond walk into their shared bedroom, obviously trying to avoid eye-contact with him, moving quickly to put away the things he had bought in town.Deidara finished putting away his supplies, stripping off his shirt and hurriedly making his way into the bathroom that was attached to he and Sasori's room, muttering something about a shower and getting dirty in town.Sasori's smile widened, the blond wasn't hiding the fact that he was purposely avoiding him very well, then again the younger man had never been a good liar.

Deidara took in a shaky breath as he stepped into the shower, he wasn't really all that dirty, he just wanted an excuse to avoid seeing Sasori. He didn't know what he would do if the older man confronted him again, his mind was moving way to fast for him to keep up with it. He leaned his head against the cool tile of the shower, gripping his temples in frustration, he was never going to figure out how to deal with this. He would just have to play it off like the lie he had told the scorpion earlier was completely and utterly the truth, and hope to hell Sasori believed him and just left it alone. Then they could go back to normal, Sasori hating him and treating him like shit, while secretly Deidara loved him. God why was life always so complicated!

Sasori looked up from the book he was reading as Deidara walked back into their room, dripping wet and naked, save for a towel wrapped securely around his waist. The older man had to stifle a moan as the blond bent down, grabbing a hairbrush and flopping himself down onto his bed.

Deidara turned facing the wall as he brushed his long hair, pulling it back into a braid. He hated braiding his hair, but it was the only way he could sleep with it when it was wet.Sasori decided it was the perfect time to put his little plan into action.

Getting up silently from his bed and grabbing a small bottle of oil, as he made his way over to Deidara's side of the room, uncapping the bottle and putting a small amount of the oil into his hands as he sat down on the younger mans bed behind him, grabbing his shoulders firmly he began to rub the blonds back.

Deidara's breath hitched in his chest as he felt hands on the exposed flesh of his back, not just any hands, his Danna's.

"Danna? What are you doing, un?"

Deidara asked the older man, keeping his face turned from him to hide the blush that was quickly spreading across his face.

Sasori chuckled hearing discomfort in the blonds voice, pulling the younger man closer to him as he answered.

"I'm making your dreams come true, Brat"

Deidara shuddered as he felt Sasori's hot breath on the nape of his neck, he was growing harder by the second, not to mention he was naked save for the towel. At this rate, Sasori was going to figure it out.

The scorpion's hands worked dilligently, caressing and massaging every inch of the bombers exposed pale back, Sasori had to bite his lip to stop himself from saying something stupid, he didn't want to ruin his revenge, but damn the blonds skin was soft.

Deidara arched backwards into the wonderful sensation of his back being massaged, letting out a small moan.That was it, the plan was being thrown into stage two, Sasori couldn't stand to hear the blond whimper and moan like that, it was driving him insane. Moving his hands from the bombers back, he trailed them softly over his hip bones, smiling when he heard the younger man gasp, brushing the long braid from his way he gently leaned his lips against the pale flesh of the blonds neck, kissing him softly as he began to nip."So brat, you want to tell me what that dream was really about?"

Deidara shivered, Sasori's voice was soft, and silken as he spoke. He had to bite his lip to keep himself from spilling the truth, deciding it was best if he just kept his mouth shut.

Sasori's hands continued to work their way delicately over the pale flesh of the trembling blond, pausing momentarily at his mid-thigh before wrapping around his hard, throbbing member.

The redhead licked seductivly along the shell of the bombers ear, whispering."Or better yet, why don't you show me?"

Deidara gasped as Sasori's hand enveloped him, closing his eyes and screaming inwardly

"This can't be happening!"