Chapter 4- Inside the Chocolate Factory
Willy: Here we are. Inside the chocolate factory. Where we make chocolate. Really good chocolate.
Grandpa: Must have been good to kill that kid out front.
Willy: ………….
Charlie: Mr. Wonka?
Willy: What now?
Charlie: I was gonna ask if we were gonna see how the chocolate is made.
Willy: Well lemme think………. Why else would you come here?
Charlie: I didn't come here. I got a golden ticket and decided to show up.
Willy: …………huh? Anyway. Here is a special room.
Mike: It doesn't look very special.
Willy: SHUSH!
Mike: It doesn't.
Willy: (puts hand over Mike's face) As I was saying, here is a special room. Inside this room is all the wonderful chocolate recipes I have stolen- I MEAN, created.
Veruca: Daddy! I want chocolate.
Grandpa: If she has to wait any longer she'll probably explode. Better just let us in.
Willy: I wasn't done with the intro to the room!
Grandpa: Who really cares? (shoves Willy out of the way, opens door)
Willy: Listen you old man!
Grandpa: Respect your elders!
Willy: What?? You probably can't even eat 75 of the stuff in here!
Grandpa: Do you really think I care? Who are you anyway?
Willy: (shocked expression) Are you kidding me??
Grandpa: Nope. I don't know who I'm kidding. What am I doin here anyway?
Charlie: Grandpa, maybe we should just go home…..
Grandpa: I'm not going home till I get my free mattress!
Willy: This is a CHOCOLATE factory. Not a MATRESS factory.
Grandpa: Oh…… continue on.
Willy: (sigh) Fine. This is my creation chocolate room. Blahzie blah. Go pig out. (steps out of the way everyone runs in)
Mike: Oh man! Chocolate waffles!
Charlie: Chocolate marshmallows!
Veruca: Chocolate syrup!
Grandpa: Chocolate flavored underwear! (everyone looks at Grandpa who's eating a pair of underwear)
Charlie: (puts hand over mouth) Dear God Grandpa!
Mike: (Vomits into chocolate river)
Willy: Oh God. My factory.
Veruca: Daddy! I want a factory.
Grandpa: How 'bout I push you into the river.
Charlie: Grandpa.
Grandpa: What now?
Charlie: (sigh) nothing.
Willy: Let's continue then.
Mike: I wasn't done!
Willy: Now. We're going on a boat ride.
Mike: Ah hell no! I just threw up into that river!
Willy: (winces) Just please. Get on the boat. (gets onto the boat everyone follows)