A/n: So, Vince has an illegitimate child eh? That's awesome. If her name is Elizabeth I'm suing, lol. Just playing. I was at RAW live (Yes, I am from the Great City of Buffalo) and it was greatness. I got to see my Boo Carlito! Since this story is behind and you probably don't know who are champions…here is the list: Intercontental: Santino, WWE Champ: John Cena, Women's Title: Melina, Tag Team: Cade & Murdoch.
Chapter Four:
It was the next week on RAW and Elizabeth couldn't be anymore bored. RAW hadn't even started yet, but here she was. She was going to be opening the show and announcing the matches this week and that the person who impressed her the most would be getting a title shot against John Cena at the Great American Bash which was two weeks away. She was waiting by the gorilla, which she couldn't understand why they called it a gorilla.
"You're on in…5…4…3…2…1"
Her music played and she walked down to the ring.
"Please welcome…Raw General Manager for the summer…Z." Elizabeth's eyes widened in shock that someone really called her Z, she hadn't expected it after what Shane and Stephanie said.
Lilian handed Elizabeth the microphone. "Thanks." Lilian smiled and got out the ring.
"Ladies and Gentlemen!" the fans cheered. She wasn't used to this kind of thing so she immediately got knots in her stomach. "Tonight, every match that will be wrestled…" she paused and took a deep breath, she started to get nervous. "Will be taken into account…as, a new number one contender for the WWE Championship for the Great American Bash will be determined at the end of the night. As well as a Woman's, Intercontinental and Tag Team contender for the Bash."
She was about to speak again when this strange music began to play. That's when she seen a heavy set guy came out with an ugly guy by his side. The fans booed. She looked confused, but didn't leave the ring.
He got into the ring and walked closer to her but she didn't back down. She raised her eyebrow. "Can I help you? Don't know if you've noticed, but you kind of interrupted me."
He began to shout at her in a language she didn't understand.
"Hey! Hey!" she screamed back. "Watch that tone, dude! Look, who are you and what the hell can I help you with? Ya know what, I don't care. Don't ever interrupt me again! And because you did, you'll have to learn the hard way. Tonight you have a match. And since you're so huge, it's going to be a…a…" Elizabeth paused, she couldn't think of anything. "Five on one match!" she yelled to him. "Now, you can take you and your ass out of my ring so I can announce the other matches for tonight!"
Umaga glared at her before he did what he was told.
"Sorry about that Ladies and Gentlemen. Okay, the matches for tonight as are followed: A DIVA over the top rope battle royal, all divas will participate besides the WWE Women's Champion, Melina. Randy Orton vs. Santino for the Intercontinental title. My only words to you, Santino are to prove you just didn't get lucky and have fifteen minutes of fame."
Elizabeth was about to speak again when Shane McMahon's music began to play. He walked out followed by Stephanie. He had a microphone in his hand.
"Elizabeth, you don't need to tell the fans these matches. They can find out for themselves!"
"Well, the way I figured it Shane is that since they're watching the show they should know what's going to happen. That way, if it sucks, they can leave now and not waste their time…kinda like I am."
"Elizabeth!" Stephanie spoke. "Just go back stage and be General Manager. Oh, and no kissing superstars."
"Superstars…like Randy? Trust me doll face, he's nothing special. I've kissed better. Way better." She smirked before dropping the microphone and walking to Stephanie. The sisters had a stare down before Elizabeth made her way to the back.
"You kissed better, huh?" a pissed off Randy asked.
"Yeah, pretty much." Elizabeth replied. "Are you mad?"
"Uh lets see, spoiled little Elizabeth McMahon just said I was a bad kisser. Not mad at all."
"Actually, I said you were nothing special. Not exactly bad, hun. And spoiled… me? Please, I'm stuck with Stephanie and Shane for siblings. I have a dead father. Hmm, I wouldn't say I'm spoiled at all."
"That's the way you see it, not everyone around here. McMahon, I'd watch your back if I were you."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"If you want to talk about lucky and 15 minutes of fame…that's you, that's what you have. Don't you get it? Once you're finished being GM nobody in the WWE or any of the fans, not even your own family would want anything to do with you."
"You're probably right about that Randy, but I don't care."
"You say that now…but in the end…you will."
"Orton!" a voice called walking towards them. Elizabeth and Randy turned.
"Cena."
"You guys aren't going to fight are you?"
"Fight?" John chuckled. "Why would I fight my best friend?"
"You guys are friends?"
"Yeah." Randy replied, raising an eyebrow. "You know…wrestling isn't real right."
Elizabeth looked confused as she gave a nervous laugh. "Of course I knew that. Like, who doesn't?"
John laughed. "Wrestling is fake, Z."
Elizabeth rolled her eyes. "I know, John."
She began to walk away from them.
"Hey, Z!" John called, she turned to face him.
"Tonight…some of us are getting together and going out. Want to come?"
She looked down. "I'm 18 John."
"You're with us, we can get you in."
"Really?"
"Yea, so you in?"
"Uh, I'll get back to you."
"Okay, bye sexy." He replied, walking away with Randy.
Her eye's widened at what he said. She froze….did he call her sexy? She turned before walking away.
Later that night she sat in her office typing on her new laptop while listening to J.R and King commentate on RAW.
"Elizabeth!" the door burst opened and someone walked in. "I want a match tonight. My fans need to see Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Kennedyyyyyyyyyy…."
"Lo---."
"Ah, ah." He cut her off, she raised her eyebrow. "Kennedy. You may speak now."
"Look, Kennedy…Kennedy. I only have one match open tonight. Do you want it?"
"Yes, I do."
"Good, better get ready. It's next."
"Who will I, Mrrrrr."
"If you say Kennedy one more time…you're fired."
"Ah, I can see Vince coming out in you already."
"Shut up! You're facing Umaga with your four partners: Carlito, Charlie Hass, Shelton Benjamin and Jeff Hardy. Now, you can leave and don't for get to have fun."
He glared. "I'll take that match, but don't expect flowers."
"What the….fuck? I hate flowers."
Before Kennedy could say anything he regret, he left the room.
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"But Santino! The title doesn't make the man, the man make the title!" Maria yelled back to Santino.
"You don't 'stand Maria." Santino replied rolling the 'r' with his accent. "I am a loser. That's how people look me."
"That's not how I look at you Santino." She replied.
"Maria, you are too sweet, but Elizabeth was right. I am nothing but having my 15 minutes of fame. She just made me so nervous when she said that. I hate Elizabeth!" he yelled.
Elizabeth rolled her eyes before walking over to them with a cup of coffee in her hand.
"Santino, look." She took a deep breath. "I did say you have your 15 minutes of fame. But, you were supposed to prove me wrong! As for the fact you hate me, I don't care."
"That's your problem." Maria whispered to her softly. "You don't care."
"I don't have a problem, bitch!" Elizabeth yelled to Maria.
Maria scoffed at being called a bitch and glared. "You're so tough but you don't like when people correct you! You hate people you don't agree with what you say."
"Your damn right I don't. Go and fuck you loser boyfriend and get out of my face or I'll fire your sorry ass!"
Maria walked away mad. Santino on the other hand grabbed Elizabeth's coffee and threw it on her.
"What the hell!" on lookers turned in her direction. Unfortunately for her, Stephanie and Shane walked over.
"What happened here?" Stephanie demanded.
"He poured coffee on me!" Elizabeth yelled.
"What?" Shane asked. He looked at Santino. "Did you pour coffee on my little sister?"
Elizabeth's eyes widened at what Shane said…little sister…wow. That was a bit too much, yet he said it with ease. Did he really feel that way?
"Yes, I did. But, she insulated my Maria!"
"Your Maria?" Stephanie spat. "Please, Santino, she is a woman not an object!" Stephanie glared at him before taking her hand and smacking him dead in the face. Her famous slap that she was so famous for. "You're fired!"
Elizabeth was surprised with the power in Stephanie's voice. Stephanie turned to Elizabeth. "I got some clothes you can borrow. Let's go." Stephanie grabbed her little sister's arm.
"Stephanie, I can get dressed myself. Alright?" Elizabeth walked away.
Stephanie stared at her. Shane turned to his sister.
"I can't believe she still acts like this after what we did for her."
"Who can blame her, Steph? I don't like her and neither do you."
"Wouldn't daddy want us to get along though, pretend we like her?"
"Steph, tell me you…don't actually think of her as a sister? She's not our sister. She's not a McMahon."
"Me, Shane?" Stephanie grabbed Shane's arm. "Did you pour coffee on my little sister?"
"I was protecting her and having authority in my voice. Making sure people don't think they could disrespect the McMahon name."
"Shane!..." Stephanie was silent.
"What?"
"Nothing…" she shook her head. "Just nothing."
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"That was not cool." Carlito told Elizabeth as she was in her office going thru Stephanie's bag. Elizabeth had told Carlito what happened after he came and asked why Santino was fired.
"I know, well…next time I know to bring a change of clothes."
Carlito laughed. "Definitely, being a beautiful General Manager on RAW seems to have its disadvantages sometimes."
Elizabeth stopped what she was doing and looked at Carlito. "There you guys go again. God, what do you want? A title match or something?"
"Okay, clam down. I don't want anything. Geese, why would you think that?"
"Uh, isn't it obvious?" Elizabeth pulled a light blue tank top from Stephanie's bag. She turned it to the side.
"Would I ask if it was obvious?"
"Guess not, but Carlito. Honestly, either I am going crazy, getting pitied of you wrestlers are blind. Seriously, first John Cena says I'm sexy and now you come with this beautiful mess."
Carlito gave a chuckle. "You aren't going crazy, Carlito doesn't give out pity and if I was blind, I think I'd completely miss if I spat apple in people's faces. Liz, why can't you accept that you are beautiful." He watched as she laid the shirt on the couch and looked for some pants.
"Let me think, because I'm not. Ha, that was easier than expected. Look Carlito, I don't want to have this chat with you."
"Okay, okay, okay."
Elizabeth turned to Carlito. "All she has are short skirts in here!"
"Then wear a skirt."
"How about…not! Carlito, ugh! She is like a horrible evil Barbie! Look, I need like a new everything and I'm sticky. Man! I can't stand Santino!"
"Go and see if the DIVAs can lend you something, it's only 10:25."
"Okay, then. Gah, but they're going to have me dressed like a whore!" Elizabeth grabbed Stephanie's light blue tank top and left her locker room.
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"Hey, ladies…" she asked as she walked into the room, they all looked at her. "I know you're all don't know me…but I sort of need to borrow some clothes if possible."
The divas were silent, but the brown haired diva walked forward and smiled. "I'm Alexis, but please call me Mickie. It'll be easier to remember."
"Okay, I'm Elizabeth or Z."
Mickie smiled. "These other girls are Beth, Jillian, Maria, Candice and Melina."
"Hey, ladies."
"Hey, thanks for making that awesome match!" Beth spoke. "I was afraid I wasn't going to be able to wrestling today. There is only one female match every Monday. I miss being in the ring."
"No problem." Elizabeth smiled sincerely. "Uh, I need your guys help. I need to borrow some clothes, I got coffee spilled on me and well, I have to go down to the ring to announce the number one contenders later and well…nothing to wear."
"That's why you bring back up." Melina sneered.
"Well, I'm new to this. Damn, cut me a fucking break!" Elizabeth yelled.
"Don't mind Melina. She's like this daily." Spoke the soft voice of Candice.
"Yeah…oh, and yes you can borrow some clothes." The blonde she known as Jillian spoke.
"Thanks, ladies."
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Once Elizabeth walked out of the Women's Locker room showers, dressed the Diva's eyes were all on her.
"Okay, how do I look?" She questioned. She was led to a mirror by a silent Mickie. She stared at her reflection. She was wearing Stephanie's blue tank top, a jean skirt that barely covered her ass, and she had on her black high heel knee high boots.
"Wow." She spoke.
"You look hot!" Mickie gushed.
"I look…like a sluttish Barbie doll. I feel like such a sell out. This isn't my style at all."
"Come on, it's just for tonight. Besides, you have to go to the ring in a little over 10 minutes. Let us do your hair and make up!" Jillian announced as Beth led Elizabeth to a chair. Elizabeth sat in it.
In no time her hair was put straight down with the ends in curls.
"Cute!" Maria spoke for the first time since Elizabeth walked into the room. She was mad at Elizabeth for getting Santino fired, yet she knew she'd get over it and didn't want to get fired next.
"Thanks." Elizabeth stood. "I feel so naked."
Beth laughed.
"Guess I better go, thank you guys so much for this!" Elizabeth remarked before going out the room with a run as she was late.
"Hey, Elizabeth. Looking hott!" Cody Rhodes replied as she ran passed him.
"Thanks!" she had yelled back, not even caring that he said she was hott. She stopped as she made it to the gorilla. "Hott?" she questioned as what he said came into her mind. She had no idea who she even passed as she never met him.
"Ms. McMahon, you're on in a minute."
Elizabeth nodded.
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Elizabeth's music hit and she came out. The fans gasped as she walked down to the ring. She was completely dressed differently. She was handed a microphone.
"Hey, everyone…I know, I'm dressed differently. I'm like a complete sell out, but it wasn't by choice. I had got coffee spilt on me and it's apparent to me now that when you work here you need a second set of clothes. I made a memo of that." She laughed. "Okay, so onto business. The reason I'm out here is to announce who will be facing who at the Great American Bash, two weeks away. Okay, for the WWE Tag Team titles, currently held by Cade and Murdoch will be… Cryme Tyme!" she announced. The fans cheered.
"The Intercontental title will be a Triple Threat Match… the newly and current champion Randy Orton will be facing Jeff Hardy and Carlito in a hardcore match! Now, onto the Women's title, current champion Melina will be facing… Mickie James. Now, the big match which will be held in a steal cage!" the fans cheered. "It will be…WWE Champion John Cena vs. Mr. Kennedy!" the fans cheered. "Kennedy."
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Once RAW was off air Elizabeth was in the catering area typing away on her laptop while listening to her Ipod. Saliva's 'Bleed for me' was playing.
"Z? Z? Elizabeth?" a voice asked, trying to get the GM's attention. "Liz!" the voice yelled.
Elizabeth looked up and smiled. She took off her earplugs. "Sorry, I was in the zone."
The person laughed. "Sit down if ya like."
"Thanks, RAW was really good."
"Thanks, the fans really loved you."
"Definitely. I love this job."
"You can have mine if you want a promotion, Lilian."
Lilian giggled. "I'll pass. I'd hate giving people orders or firing people. One thing I know is to be a superstar in this business you have to have heart. And I'm not going to crush someone's dreams."
Elizabeth looked down to her laptop and thought of Santino.
"Don't feel bad for Santino, no offence but everyone agrees. He has his 15 minute of fame."
"You know about Santino?"
"Yea, new travels fast around here."
"Thanks for the memo."
"Anytime, so John says you may go out with us?"
"Yea, I'm thinking about it. Don't know if I want to go though."
"You should, I'm going, Jeff's going, John, Randy, the divas lots of us. It'll be a party!" she giggled again.
"I still don't know. The only dancing I'm good at is moshing…"
"It'll be fun."
"I still don't know, Lil."
"What if…I could guarantee you a dance with Jeff Hardy?"
"I'd say we have a club to get to."
"Then let's go. Alright, I just need to drop off my laptop and Ipod with Steph and Shane don't want to lose it."
"Okay, I'll be here."
"Thanks." Elizabeth stood and saved her file before turning off her laptop and grabbing her Ipod and going to her locker room. She heard two loud voices coming from the room and decided to listen.
"Shane! I'm telling you…we should tell her."
"Stephanie, she doesn't need to know."
"She does. Come on, if she knew that we're basically using her to get the company into our hands then she wouldn't have agreed to become GM."
"Which is why we shouldn't tell her. Come on, Steph. Dad's will said we couldn't get the company without having her as GM for the summer. The whole summer! We can't ruin our lives for her. Think of our kids. She isn't a McMahon, Steph, I thought you knew that better than anyone." Before she could hear anymore Elizabeth walked away from the door and almost collided with Linda McMahon.
"Linda, can you please give this to Stephanie and Shane to take to the hotel for me?"
"Yes, dear. No problem." Linda replied. "Have a nice night."
"I'll try."
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"You're right Shane, she's not a McMahon, she's more than that…she's our sister!" Stephanie yelled to her brother, unknown that Elizabeth was listening. "Our baby sister!"
"Stephanie…come on. It's this company our family built."
Stephanie smacked Shane in the face. "How could you be so selfish? She's a McMahon, Shane! Elizabeth Zyler McMahon! That will never change, that will never go away!"
"You're getting too attached, Stephanie!"
"If I'm getting too attached to a little sister that I never knew than so be it. I remember when I was a teenager and wanted a little sister, I had never gotten one and now I have! Earlier when you defended her, I'd thought you wanted the same. Shane, she's a McMahon. You know it, so admit it!"
"No! I will not get attached Stephanie. In the end she will get on with her life with the money that she'll get from the company she doesn't respect."
"She doesn't know anything about it Shane! She's like a three year old who is learning as she goes."
"Stephanie!"
"No, Shane! Give her a chance. Admit it, she is Elizabeth Zyler McMahon. McMahon, Shane, McMahon!"
"What has gotten into you?"
"I had a talk with Paul last night."
"And that's the reason for you sudden craziness?" He blinked.
"No it's the reason for my realization. I can't hate her because of dad, I don't know her, Shane."
"She hates us, Steph."
"And we hated her. We can change that, here and now. We will always have her as a sister, we can't change that."
"Even if we could…you wouldn't want to."
"Your right…I wouldn't."
"Stephanie..." he sighed.
A knock was heard on the door, breaking up their conversation. In walked their mother.
"Mom…."
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A/n: Okay, there's the chapter. Haha, not much Jeff...sorry. But his name was mentioned. He'll be in the next chapter, don't worry. Sorry it took so long for me to get this out. I hope you enjoy it. I've been writing it since about 3am it's 8:32am now. So, eh. Long ass time. Lol. I am very dedicated. REVIEW and tell me what you think. Love you all. - 2 Die is 2 Live.
A/n Jan. 10, 2008: Remember this story was written this summer, so A/ns are out dated.
