Disclaimer: If I was Erin Hunter, this disclaimer wouldn't be here…
To Mew Kao: I will try make Firestar and Squirreflight even MOOREEE crazy than everyone else!!
Chapter 3
Spottedleaf: Ahaha I will gets you Firestar, you are too… hangovered to stop meeh!!
Firestar: -pukes on Spottedleaf- Stop whooo?? Who's hangover- -pukes again-
Squirrelflight: Daaaadddyy!! MAKE IT STOOPP!! I cantty stop –puuuukkkkeeeess-
Brambleclaw: What Firestarry can dooie I can dooie too!! Looomff!! –pukes on Ashfur-
Ashfur: HOLLY CRAPPERAPPERAAA!! HELPY WELPY MEEH!!
Hollypaw: I… am… not… a… crapperrapperaaa!! GRRRAAAAOOO-puke-OOUUR!!
Squirrelflight: OH NOOOOO!! LOOKITTY THATTY BLACKK COMING!!
Spottedleaf: FIRESTAR!! STOP PUKING SO I CAN MATE WITHCHOU!!
Firestar: -pukes uncontrollably- Im gonna looooose a life! HAAAHAARHHARRRR!!
Squirrelflight: DAADDDYY!! BLAACCKKY FOGGY COMMYY!!
Firestar: Whaazzy tauking bout? –pukes-
Squirrelflight: BLACCKKY THiiinnngg…
Brambleclaw: WHATSIT STARCLAN DAMNIT MITT!? Holly SMoosh!! BLACKYTHING!! –screams and runs around in a circle, leaving a trail of puke-
Jaypaw: Imma always seeingy blackythings…sweepy… -pukes-
Dustpelt: Ferncloud, I don't see no blackything, do you?
Ferncloud: Oh, dearest darling, twiddly poo, I don't see any blackythings…
Suddenly, every cat falls asleep… well, not Dustpelt and Ferncloud.
Squirrelflight: -mutters in sleep- Daddy… blaccky thinnngg…NOOO!!
Spottedleaf: WAKE UP FIRESTAAARR! I CANT MATE WITH A SLEEPING CAT!
Firestar: -SNOOOOOOORE-SNOORE-SNO-CHOOOKEEEE-PUKE-
Spottedleaf: On second thought, I think that I'll mate withchou tomorrow –mutters and disappears into… well wherever she goes where Firestar isn't-
The next morning…
Champagnestar: RISE AND SHINE MY HEADACHE-FILLED FRIENDS! POING!
Hazeltail: Since when do we have headaches? And we're naawt yoh friends!
Lionpaw: Holly wolly, you're speaking normally!
Hollypaw: Tsk, tsk, whaddya mean wolly?! I AINT NO HOLLY WOLLY!
Champagnestar: Well, my liddle friends don't you want some breakfast?
Brightheart: Only with you, oh handsome one…
Cloudtail: Ahem, I'm HERE YOU KNOW!
Champagnestar: Ahem, headaches….
Poppyfrost: …what?
Ashfur: Be specific, please…
Champagnestar: You were puking the night before…
Everyone: DON'T REMIND US!!
Squirrelflight: DAADDYYY!! I HAVE A HEADACHE MAKE IT STOP PLEAASE!
Firestar: And ya think I don't?!
Squirrelflight: -sniff- YOU'RE A MEANIE WEANIE DADDY!
Champagnestar: All right, BREAKFIST! NOOOWW!! GLYU!!
Thunderclan trudges down to the room where they got drunk the night before.
Mousewhisker: This place looks familiar…
Berrynose: I hope my headache doesn't ruin my looks… -looks into a perfectly clean plate which reflected his face- I am still the pertiest!!
Honeyfern: -drools- -flinches from headache- -drools some more.
Winevine: Breakfast is coming now, headache-cats. Gymmpff
Squirrelflight: Ashfurry… where's Bramblewamble? My headache is hurding!!
Firestar: I AM YOUR DADDY!! NOT BRAMBLECLAW!!
Squirrelflight: But-but-but daddy… you didn't care 'bout my puke…
Firestar: So? Spooptedleaf was there… she was scaring me… -whimpers-
Squirrelflight: YOU DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THE BLACKY THING!
Brambleclaw: BLACKYTHINGY!! NOO!! –screams and runs around the champagnedelier and back-
Squirrelflight: I… want… someone…to ROOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!
Ashfur: HOLLY…!! –chokes from Hollypaw-
Hollypaw: Stop…saying… holly…whatever! ROOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!
Leafpool: Why is everyone ROOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!ing?
Jaypaw: Shut up… I gotta headache… -groans and bangs head on the table-
Squirrelflight: The roar… is a roar of headachy paaain!!
Firestar: THHUUUUNNDDEERRCLLAAAANN!!
-silence- Even ChampagneClan shutted up. An owl hoots in the distance. A pencil randomly drops from a classroom far faaaar away. A butterfly sucked up some nectar. A skunk can be heard lifting up its tail and a nasty sten- Er… never mind. It was silent.
Firestar: … I have something to say… I am not drunk anymore and…
-silence continues- But the owl kept on hooting. The pencil kept on randomly dropping. The butterfly kept on sucking nectar. The skunk still let out the nasty sten- Er, it was silent.
Firestar: And…and… I HATE YOU SPOTTEDLEAF!!
-Spottedleaf appears in a flash of poof-
Spottedleaf: F-F-Firestar… n-no… YOU WILL LOVE MEEEEEH!!
Spottedleaf yelled out so loud that the owl stopped hooting. The pencil stopped randomly dropping. The butterfly stopped sucking nectar. The skunk stopped letting out its nasty sten- Er, everything was perfectly quiet.
Spottedleaf: YOU! SHALL! PAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!
Sorry, but this scene is too violent for a medicine cat. For ANY cat. Sorry for this technical… difficulty.
Firestar: StarClan… have…mercy…
Spottedleaf: I am StarClan. And I CAN do much much worse. And I will mate with you… someday. One day. I will getchou!! BWHAAHAHAHA!!
-Spottedleaf disappears in a cloud of poof-
Firestar: Why, that StarClan cat! I oughta… oughta… GRR!! ROAAAAR!
Champagnestar: Soo… breakfast, anyone? Blub?
Well, there's chapter 3!! Sorry it was a little… random and stupid, but anyways, hope you liked it!