Drakken: Zero – Shego: Infinite!
Disclaimer: See chapter 1
Chapter 2 –
-Drakken has stolen the five most dangerous weapons in the world (yes – he got away with them, too!!) and is now preparing to fire them and take over the world-
Shego watched with interest as Drakken lined up the five weapons, all of which were connected to his super-computer, which would allow someone (Shego) to operate all five at once.
"Urr, Dr Dr?" she asked, frowning as she spotted something. Drakken looked round at her, an annoyed scowl on his face.
"What, Shego?!" he yelled angrily.
Shego's frown deepened. "If that's the atomic blasto-ray, and that's the electro-magnetic charger…shouldn't they be at opposite ends? The blasto-ray should be on the left and the charger on the right, otherwise they'll kill the computers." She pointed out.
Drakken gaped at her open-mouthed, before flushing and hurriedly switching them round.
Shego smirked. "It worries me that the man in possession of the five most destructive weapons can't tell his left from his right." She muttered.
Drakken shot a glare at her. "Well, I'm open for advice, then!" he shot back furiously. Shego smirked wider and rolled her eyes.
"Drew, with your experience with doomsday plots, you're still a lost cause. How's that for advice?" she asked sarcastically.
Drakken pouted and went back to the electro-magnetic charger, letting out a small yelp as it shocked him every so often.
Shego lowered her head, shaking it in amusement.
-Drakken's plan to take over the world just – literally – blew up. Shego, KP and RS are all there, still shocked from the explosion-
After gaping at the newly-made crater with Kim Possible and her sidekick-who's-name-no-one-could-ever-remember, Shego snorted.
"Well, isn't he just Clever with a capital K?" she joked sarcastically.
-No setting needed-
"Shego, why do you hate people?" asked Kim Possible sadly. Shego snorted.
"Hate is just a special kind of love that I give to people who suck. Ergo: I hate everybody." She shot back coolly.
-Shego has just beaten KP and RS is helping her up. Drakken is cackling for no apparent reason in the background-
Shego growled quietly and glared at Ron as he helped Kim Possible up. Ron grinned and stuck his tongue out at her childishly.
Shego rolled her eyes. "Act your age, not your I.Q!" she snapped furiously, shooting handfuls of her green flames at him. Ron yelped and tried – and, miraculously, managed to – dodge them all. Shego blinked at him, before growling again.
Ron grinned wider. "Haha! Ron Stoppable is Unbeatable!" he cheered.
Shego calmly sent another flame at him.
Ron stopped his Happy-Dance to look down at his trousers, which had fallen down again and were also burning from the green flame Shego had thrown.
"Oh man!"
Shego laughed as Ron began running about trying to put out his trousers.
"You sound like a three year old playing guitar for the first time." Drakken commented as dryly as he could.
Shego grinned. "Actually, more like screaming monkeys on steroids watching Barney." She added.
Kim Possible looked from Shego, to Drakken to Ron and back again, unsure whether to be confused, scared, terrified or all three.
Shego smirked nastily as Kim fell backwards in a dead faint.
"Ah yes, this is why I enjoy my job." She murmured as she walked past Drakken.
-At Drakken's hideout. Drakken is desperately trying to think of a doomsday plot to tell to Shego so she'll help him, but Shego is, well...see for yourselves-
"Oh! How about - !"
"NO!"
"Well then what if - !"
"NO!"
"Well, maybe if I - !"
"NO!" Shego stood up, throwing down her magazine in anger. "No, you may NOT tie an alligator to a fire hydrant!" she told Drakken sternly.
The man in question hung his head. "Aww…but I wanted to see what would happen…" he whined.
-Shego, Drakken and a bunch of Synthodrones are trying to break into a warehouse and steal something, but keep making loads of noise-
Shego sighed. "Dr D, so far you set off the alarm system; stopped it by destroying it in what I think probably is the loudest way possible; blew up warehouse 2; got chased by the security dog twice; accidentally set that dumb cat you found into warehouse 6 – which holds dogs; and sent that set of three rockets into space." She listed.
Drakken blinked at her. "…Your point?"
Shego groaned and slapped a hand to her forehead. "COULD WE POSSIBLY MAKE ANY MORE NOISE!?" she hissed exasperatedly.
There was silence for a few seconds before a random Synthodrone whipped out a rocket launcher from nowhere.
Shego gaped at the drone, before sighed, shaking her head softly.
"Considering we're in the warehouse that contains mainly fireworks and small rockets…I guess so."
-Everyone is looking for a well (Drakken dropped something down there and KP, RS, Shego and Drakken all want it), basically-
Kim beamed and pointed with Ron.
"Look!" she yelled, "there's the well!"
Shego dropped down from the trees in front of the well, smirking.
"What tipped you off, the big hole in the ground?" she asked sarcastically.
-random scene (be imaginative)-
Ron's eyes narrowed as he visibly went off into some kind of daydream.
Kim and Shego paused their fight and Drakken stopped his 'evil ranting' to watch.
"…What I really need is a lightsabre..." he murmured as he gazed into space, eyes still narrowed determinedly.
Shego considered the image of Ron facing down Darth Vader, lightsabre in hand, and felt sorry for Vader.
Shego snorted and swiftly shot green flames at Kim Possible, grinning to herself as she managed to set Ron's trousers alight…again.
-Drakken found weird sayings. Shego doesn't think much of them…-
"Oh! Oh, Shego, listen to this one! The wind does not break a tree that bends! Hmm…does it mean I need to be more flexible? Or that trees should bend more?"
Shego rolled her eyes as Drakken continued to ponder over his strange new sayings.
"Why take an escalator when I can take an elevator? Why take an elevator when I can take…a canoe?!"
Shego snorted at the last saying.
"You know," she remarked thoughtfully, "I think I read that in a fortune cookie once."
Drakken growled, making Shego smirk wider.
"Well…errm…how about…aha! A frog in the well does not know the ocean…wha-what the heck…?!" Drakken began to turn the scrap of paper he had written the saying on upside down and back, trying to figure it out.
Shego smirked.
"I'll bet you that there's not one saying in there that is funny, easy to understand, or useful." She said coolly. Drakken scowled at her.
"Hmph! Fine! Erm…ah! The bridge is repaired only after someone falls in the water. Err, no…! Oh! In the desert of life the wise person travels by caravan, while the fool prefers to travel alone. Huh?! Oh, errr…"
Shego smirked as Drakken trailed off to search through his sayings.
She stood up and calmly walked out of the room. Her voice floated back to mock Drakken.
"And the moral of the story is: I'm always right!"
-Shego and Drakken are inside a machine, trying to set it off so they can take over the world. Something seems wrong, though…-
Shego and Drakken looked round them uncertainly as strange and worrying noises started coming from the engine of Drakken's new machine.
"I hope you know what you're doing, Dr. D." Shego muttered as Drakken started the machine forwards anyway, going ahead with taking over the world.
Drakken turned to her, looking rather sheepish.
"…Actually, Shego, I was just hoping that myself."
Shego's eyes went wide. "…I smell trouble." She told him blankly. Drakken blinked, before realising that she was only joking, despite their unfortunate predicament.
"I'm sure the engine just needs to warm up…" Drakken tried to comfort her, patting her shoulder nervously.
They both jumped as there was an explosion behind them, confined to the small box that held…the engine.
Shego's eyes went even wider. "Now I hear trouble!" she added loudly, as the engine exploded again.
Drakken's eyes were wide as well. "RUN AWAY!!!!" he yelled, as he scrambled to escape from his own machine.
Shego quickly followed, landing on the ground just as the engine blew up once more, this time setting the whole machine alight.
Shego sighed. "I guess it's safe to say the plan didn't work, right?" she asked, looking to Drakken, her expression more tired than smirking.
Drakken nodded, swaying as he tried to remain on his feet.
Shego rolled her eyes as Drakken collapsed on the ground in a blue heap.
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