Drakken: Zero – Shego: Infinite!

Disclaimer: See chapter 1

Chapter 3 -

-Setting not needed-

Drakken turned to Shego, apparently done gaping at her destructive handiwork.

"…The greatest trick the devil ever did was making you." He told her blankly. Shego grinned and shook her head.

"Actually, the greatest trick the devil ever did was convincing the world he didn't exist." She corrected.

-Shego is watching President Bush making a speech and Draken walks in-

Draken blinked at Shego as he walked into his lounge to find her watching President Bush making a speech.

"Shego? I didn't know you liked politics." He teased. Shego glanced back at him, smirking. She snorted with laughter.

"Oh please!" she laughed. "Me? Interested in them?! HA!" Drakken frowned slightly as he sat down next to her.

"Well, why do you watch it then?" he asked. Shego smirked.

"To make fun of them. If you compared Ron Stoppable and George W. Bush on a scale of smartness, you'd find that Stoppable was slightly smarter, but still as dumb as a rock." She explained. "Oh, and isn't it funny how the word politics is made up of 'poli' meaning many in Latin, and 'tics' as in bloodsucking creatures?" she added conversationally.

Drakken laughed. "You should watch politics more often." He told her as he settled down to listen.

Shego smirked, then faltered.

"…We just had a half-civil conversation, didn't we?"

"…Hmm, I suppose…if you can call George Bush civil, that is."

-no setting needed-

Shego grinned as she watched the rain come down outside. She continued to gaze at the darkened sky through the window of her room in Drakken's hideout.

Drakken came up behind her, though she didn't fell like moving.

"What are you thinking?" asked Drakken suspiciously as he watched her grinning.

"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think it's a cute thing to tell him 'God is crying' and if he asks why God is crying another cute thing to tell him is 'probably because of something you did'." She replied conversationally.

Drakken edged away from her. He muttered something under his breath as he walked away.

Shego's voice stopped him before he got far, though.

"You say psycho like it's a bad thing!" she laughed.

"You're crazy!" Drakken shot back, very afraid now.

Shego laughed louder. "Oh, that's a relative term in my family!" she replied calmly.

-no setting needed-

"…What are you?!" wondered Drakken as he gaped at Shego and the chaos she had just finished causing.

Shego smiled at Drakken in a childish kind of way.

"All I know is that I'm cleverly disguised as a responsible adult." She told him happily.

Drakken fell back in a dead faint.

Shego rolled her eyes and walked away to mess about with his security system.

-Drakken went to Shego's room for some reason and they had an argument-

"NO!" yelled Shego, before slamming her bedroom door shut.

Drakken sighed, then caught site of the signs all over her door.

'I'm sugar, spice and everything nice if you wanna mess with me you better think twice' one said.

Drakken gulped then looked at the next one.

One in the shape of a number plate said: 'The whole world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus.'

The next one said: 'They say the truth will set you free, but how come every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?'

'Don't regret doing things, regret getting caught.'

Drakken chuckled at this.

'Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that another man looking at her ass.'

'Most good judgement comes from experience - Most experience comes from bad judgement.'

'Why can't I attract men like crazy instead of crazy men?'

'I hear voices and they don't like you'

'The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits' Drakken frowned at the words Shego has added to the last one. It now read: (what Shego added – original)

'The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits – or what Drakken thinks and what he is, of course'

Drakken sniffed indignantly at this, and stalked away.

Shego opened her door and smirked after him, though Drakken didn't see.

"Sucker." She muttered as she closed her door again.

-Drakken is organising his army of Synthodrones – or trying to! Shego watches on, part confused, part amused…then completely amused, as I'm sure you'll understand-

"Okay," Drakken said, as he paced up and down the bundle of confused drones. "You guys line up alphabetically by height."

"…What? Which one?" Shego called, smirking. Drakken frowned, and then flushed.

"Err…by height." He mumbled, embarrassed at his slip-up.

Shego smirked wider. "Dr. D you must have a clear conscience, because that's the sign of a bad memory and boy, is your memory bad." She joked.

Drakken's face fell. "Shut it, Shego." He grumbled flatly.

"So, when exactly did you loose your mind?" Shego continued conversationally, unfazed by his interruption.

"I HAVEN'T LOST MY MIND!"

"Oh, yeah, didn't you sell it on ebay?"

"BE QUIET, SHEGO! I DO have a deadline, you know!"

S: "Deadline? I love deadlines! I like the whooshing sound as they fly by!"

D: "Shego! This take-over-the-world scheme isn't cheap, remember? I can't afford to waste time!!"

S: "Geez Drakken, don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and you walk funny."

D: "…How would you know that?!"

S: "…How come your drones are so stupid? And why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?"

D: "Wha-Wha-But-?!"

S: "And why did Mary own a little lamb?"

D: "MAYBE SHE LIKED WOOL! Shego, I -!"

S: "Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?"

D: "WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS?!"

S: "How come popcorn isn't a vegetable?"

D: "I don't know, HOW COME YOUR INSANE?!"

S: "If I had my legs amputated would I have to change my height and weight on my drivers' license?"

D: "You have a drivers' license?! Oh dear…"

S: "Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?"

D: "…What?!"

S: "Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?"

D: "…The Government? HOW SHOULD I KNOW THAT?!"

S: "If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?"

D: "…I would assume s -!"

S: "If all the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying it?"

D: "…Oh, maybe because HE'S A CARTOON CHARACTER!!"

S: "Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?"

D: "…Why do you care?"

S: "Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?"

D: "WHY WON'T YOU STOP?!!?!?!"

S: "Why do dogs walk round in circles before lying down?"

D: "I DON'T KNOW ALL THIS!!!"

S: "If the day before Christmas is Christmas Eve is the day after Christmas Adam?"

D: "YOU'RE NOT MAKING SENSE!"

S: "What did cured ham actually have?"

D: "…What do you have?"

S: "When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the next day it says "partly sunny"; what's the difference?"

D: "I DON'T KNOW – WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, A WEATHER MAN?!!?!"

S: "Why do birds bop their heads when they walk?"

D: "Where and when did you bop your head, Shego?"

S: "…I'M INSULTED!"

Drakken gaped after Shego as she stormed out of the room, a sheet of paper falling to the floor behind her.

Drakken picked it up, his jaw dropping when he saw the list of questions Shego had been firing at him.

"…WHA-?!"

-Drakken has been being smart, and that's all you need to know. Besides, by brain's having a day off-

"Okay, so what's the speed of dark?" Shego shot back triumphantly. "What? Don't you know?"

She smirked as Drakken struggled to find an answer she would accept.

With one last glance filled with superiority she knew he hated, Shego swept from the room silently.

"I thought not."

-Shego and KP are fighting…again-

"Shego, you…you…you weasel!" yelled Kim Possible, after struggling to find an insult against the raven-haired girl.

Shego smirked. "Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines." She shot back smoothly and calmly.

Kim gaped at her.

"…What?!"

-Drakken is trying to hack into, what is to him, an unknown computer base-

Drakken blinked at the screen, hope in his eyes, thinking he had finally gotten through the code.

He scowled when the same annoying message came back to him, his face falling as the oddly familiar voice that accompanied it rang round his lair, even though the sound was turned down.

"Access denied – nah nah na nah nah!"

Drakken frowned as the voice clicked into recognition.

He growled.

"SHEGO!!"

Just outside the open door, Shego smirked and walked away.

-Shego has beaten up KP and RS is helping her off-

Shego watched as Ron paused to look back at Shego, so he wasn't pulling Kim Possible away.

"Do you have PSM or something?" he asked out of the blue. Shego blinked at him, smirked and rolled her eyes.

"No I don't have PSM – I just really hate you." She retorted coolly.

"…Oh."

"I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth." Shego told him calmly.

Ron moved faster.

Drakken turned to her, gaping. "Shego! Why did you let them go?!" he demanded. Shego inspected her nails calmly.

"Well, stupidity isn't a crime, Dr. D…say, I guess that means you're free to go – well, you would be if you didn't steal everything." She teased.

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