Attempt Three - Temperature
Larxene was storming around Dead Castle Oblivion with a very nasty look on her face. Why was that? For the simple reason that Axel had a more feminine body than her, which I daresay would put any girl in a bad mood. Oh, but in a spark of inspiration, Larxene's head perked up and with a deliciously evil smile on her face, for what better way to get revenge and get that red dickweed mad, then to mess up his stuff. Or better yet, steal those sneakily taken pictures of Roxas in the shower that Larxene knew Axel hid in his room somewhere. So off Larxene went, to make Axel's afterlife hell.
As she neared Axel's room, Larxene started to walk quietly and slowly just in case Axel was in his room. To her surprise, Larxene heard music floating from the room and… Axel singing? Curious, Larxene pushed the door open a crack to see what was going on. What she opened the door to see was Axel standing in front of his mirror, with one of his many hairbrushes in his right hand and naked except for a pair of flame patterned boxers with the words GET THIS MEMORIZED across the butt in big black lettering. And Boy, did she get that memorized.
But that was just the beginning of the horror as Axel started to sing into his brush, wiggling his feminine hips at the mirror,
Well woman the way the time cold I wanna be keepin' you warm
Axel started to shimmy his entire body and made balls of fire appear around him,
I got the right temperature for shelter you from the storm
The balls of fire started to spin and Axel winked at himself in the mirror,
Oh lord, gal I got the right tactics to turn you on, and girl I...
He wiggled his eyebrows and pointed at himself ,
Wanna be the Papa...
Axel twirled and pointed at the mirror,
You can be the Mom...
The balls of flame exploded,
oh oh!
Axel froze and looked closely at the mirror. To his horror Larxene was standing in the doorway staring at him, the door swung open by the wind. He turned around to face Larxene, ready for the worst. But she just stood there, for Larxene was battling with a confusing array of emotions, that ranged from shock, horror, scarage, laughter, to a great desire to get a piece of that nice ass.
So, with no way to process these emotions Larxene fled the scene, running the hell away from that half-naked tone-deaf sexy red dickweed.
Attempt three: faliure
Author's Note:
Welly well then, I finally added another chapter and holy god is this chock full of crack... For those who don't know, the song Axel was singing was Temperature by Sean Paul. Aw, man looks like Larxene saw Axel in his underwear before me... oh well.
How will Larxene react to these turn of events? Will she continue to tease Axel or will she succumb to the temptation of that nice ass?? Find out in the next chapter that will be written by sunwindandwaves!!