A/N: Thank you to: when night calls, lunaeclipse1210, and cullendrive for reviewing. I was wondering if the Aunt Jemima and garden gnome stuff was actually funny, or if it was just a combination of me and Red Bull after an hour of looking at pictures of step up transformers. But now I know. Because you reviewed. And I love you!! I tried something new for this chapter. Hope you like it.

Chapter 6

All Eight of Them

"So what do we do?" Bella quietly asked, while standing outside a grungy house, facing the other seven.

Jasper pulled out his gun. "We take action."

Alice then giggled. "You whip out that gun, Officer!"

"Alice, we are doing a bust, so please try and act like a cop." Edward begged.

Emmett quietly snuck past everyone, and made his way to the front door. "Is everyone ready?"

"No." Rosalie whispered in a loud sort of way. "Just what exactly are we busting these people for? I mean it must be something big if this needs all eight of us."

Jacob nodded as he stepped forwards. "Blondie over there is right; I want to know what I'm dealing with before I go inside. What if they're dealing nuclear weapons or it's a vampire in there or something?"

"Who cares? Even if we weren't cops, we are vampires! And there are eight of us. We could kill another vampire." Emmett explained.

"We'll be fine." Renesmee assured them. "I'm sure the Sheriff wouldn't put us up to it unless he didn't think we could do it."

"Yeah, listen to Nessie." Emmett said.

"So we're doing this?" Bella asked.

"Yes." Jasper answered for them, as he got in cop mode and joined Emmett at the front door.

"On my count, we kick it open." he declared.

Emmett nodded, but then shook his head. "Why not on my count?"

"I'm more of a cop than you." Jasper answered.

"Uh, I don't think so."

"So do you ladies want to stand out here and argue, or go in and bust a killer?" Rosalie asked with her gun flaring about.

Jasper and Emmett cleared their throats, and then they both proceed to count.

"One……two……"

"THREE!" Rosalie shouted as she ran towards the door, successfully kicking it open.

"ROSALIE!" Everyone shouted.

"That was my entrance!" Jasper and Emmett both whined.

"You idiots were taking too long." Rosalie argued from inside the house.

Emmett shook his head as he ran in after her. "That girl is going to get me killed one day!"

Jasper began chuckling as he swung an arm around Alice and they both entered as if they owned the place.

Bella ran to the front door quickly grabbing Edward's hand, leaving a poor defenseless Jacob alone with Nessie.

"Jacob, Nessie…you sure you want to come?" Bella called out.

"Yeah…" Nessie answered nervously.

Soon all eight were in the house searching for any bad news.

"You guys…I thought I heard something from behind that door." Jacob said pointing to a door to his right.

Everyone turned to face him.

"Well then check it out." Alice said.

"Um… yah. Okay." Jacob said.

They slowly walked closer to the door, his heart pounding every second, as he got closer; finally he made it, and placed his hand on the doorknob.

"WAIT!" Alice shouted. "Draw your weapon."

"What?" Jacob asked.

"Draw your weapon!"

"Draw? I don't have any paper." Jacob said.

Rosalie stifled a laugh. "And you all think I'm the dumb blonde."

"Pull out your gun, moron!" Edward said.

"Oh." Jacob nodded while taking it out with a shaky hand. He then proceeded to open the door carefully. "Oh, that's nasty."

Nessie was quickly by his side. "What is it?"

Everyone watched as the two stood in the doorway gazing at what was before them. Soon everyone else was gazing with them.

"Is that a…?" Bella began.

"…Hot tub full of blood!" Emmett answered.

"Let's swim in it!" Alice suggested.

"We can't…its evidence." Edward said.

"Sorry Mr. Detective." Jasper teased.

"Do we call the sheriff?" Jacob asked.

Bella nodded. "I think so."

"No one is going to be calling the Sheriff." A voice from behind them said.

"Says who?" Jacob asked without taking his eyes off the money.

"Emmett?"

"Yes, Rose?"

"Why are you poking my back?"

Emmett, who was standing three people down from her scrunched up his face. "I'm not…I'm not even standing next to you."

Rosalie nodded with confusion. "Oh…okay."

"It's me." The voice answered.

Everyone turned their head to answer the voice all letting out gasps when they saw what was happening. James emerged from the shadows.

"I'm holding you hostage." He said as he roughly pulled Rosalie away from the group.

"Oh shit!" Rosalie whimpered. "Why me?! I'm too pretty to die! Take Jacob! He's a werewolf."

"Rose!" Nessie whined while hiding behind Jacob.

"Sorry! I'm just trying to safe my life." Rosalie explained as she felt the teeth press up against her jugular. "Emmett, save me!"

Jasper slowly leaned into Edward. "You're getting this on film?"

Edward only nodded as he tried to keep his focus on Rosalie.

"It already is on film…it's a reality show." A random camera guy said, but everyone ignored him.

"Okay huddle!" Emmett said pulling everyone into a group hug.

"What do we do?" Jacob asked.

"Save Rosalie." Bella said in a frantic tone.

"I think we already established that when she got kidnapped." Alice said.

"Any ideas?" Nessie asked.

Everyone glanced towards one another until finally they broke the five-second silence.

"I got nothing." Edward declared.

"Me neither." Jasper said while straightening his back.

"I guess we play it by ear?" Jacob asked.

They all nodded as they broke apart from their group huddle.

"Well?" James asked with a smirk.

"Well…um…let her go!" Edward shouted.

He then began laughing. "You are the worst cops ever."

"Oooh." Rosalie said with a smug smile. "Don't you dare push that gun any harder."

"Rose…you're a hostage, how do you turn that sexual?" Alice asked.

Rosalie shrugged. "It's my gift, I suppose."

"Well stop…or I'm not going to save you." Emmett warned.

"Come on!" Rosalie shouted. "Please."

"Ouch…my ear." James complained.

"Good luck with the whole hostage thing." Edward said. "Because you definitely picked the worst one to hold."

"What's that supposed to mean?" Rosalie asked, appalled.

Edward shrugged.

"Wait, I have an idea!" Nessie said. "Give us Rosalie back or else we will…umm." She looked from the hot tub full of blood, back to Rosalie. "Or else Jacob will pee into your blood!"

Alice jumped up and down clapping. "Good one, Ness!"

Nessie grinned brightly. "Just thinking like a cop."

"You wouldn't" James said, his eyes narrowing.

Jacob began unzipping his pants. "Wouldn't I?"

James eyed him.

"Wouldn't I?" Jacob asked again, this time undoing his belt buckle.

"OK! Here! Take your stupid girl and give me my blood!" James snarled while pushing Rosalie towards the group.

"Watch it! I'm not some sort of cheap werewolf you can just treat like your property." Rosalie said while throwing her arms around Emmett.

"Hey!" Jacob complained, "I offered to pee for you!"

Before James could make a move, Edward and Jasper successfully and surprisingly handcuffed him.

"Did you get that on film?" Bella asked before dragging him to the squad car.

"Yup!"

"Well, that was fun." Jacob said as he began leaving the house.

"No, it wasn't! I almost died!" Rosalie cried out while hiding her face in Emmett's shoulder.

"That was the fun part." Jacob clarified.

Alice grabbed Jasper's hand. "It was fun! Besides, it was James. We take him down all the time."

"Well, do we get, like, a prize for getting him?" Bella asked.

"I don't think so. Seeing how we always manage to do it." Edward said.

"Well that sucks."

All of a sudden Nessie ran up to the others.

"We have another radio call involving all eight of us! Let's go!" She yelled before she ran back to the car.

Rosalie sighed. "Again? We just served and protected."

"It's our job…and this time I'll protect you." Emmett assured her.

"Okay let's go!" Rosalie said.

Soon after all eight of them were speeding down the highway to answer their next radio call.

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