Attempt Four: The Discovery

Larxene stealthily sneaked down the hallway toward Axel's room. This time Larxene made sure that the asstard was not in his room. Holy crap did she not want to witness another traumatizing scene… oh god, she shivered at the memory…

Anyway, Larxene pushed open the door and sneaked into the room. A grin spread across her face as she asked herself, "What should I do now? What diabolical scheme should I act on?" Originally the plan was to mess up Axel's room, but considering the piles of crap everywhere, he didn't need her help.

Hmm…might as well see if he has anything worth value to steal, Larxene thought as she paced through the room opening drawers. The first drawer she opened contained a bunch of the same black pants, the second had shirts, the third had…boxers…uh… she closed that one quickly. Moving on, Larxene opened the next drawer to find massive amounts of gel, mousse, and hairspray. Wowzers, the next contained even more hair products plus a selection of brushes and combs. And the next, dear god, included a wide variety of eyeliner, mascara, and Warpaint™ (Maybelline: Manly Makeup®).

Larxene picked up one of the hair gel tubes (Pantene Hair Cement™: Extra firm, Extra Long®), "Woah, this stuff looks good," she fingered her own gravity defying hair, "maybe I'll take some..." and she gathered some bottles and tubes of hair products, one of those fine combs, and some extra-volume mascara (she was running out) in her hand and pockets.

"Quite the productive excursion if I do say so myself," Larxene smiled. She started to walk toward the door but tripped over an issue of the Dead Anime People magazine (Issue 69: Aerith and Zack's afterlife reunion, is that a baby bump showing?! Also includes "50 new fashions for the deceased" and "Flashbacks: Awesome or Overated?").

Larxene frantically reached out with her free hand to stop her fall, she grabbed onto a figurine of Roxas on a shelf and was able to steady herself. Suddenly the Roxas figurine sank down into the shelf and there was a deep rumbling noise. Larxene looked to her left to see the wall parting away to show a door.

WTF? Larxene inched toward the door and cautiously turned the knob. "Crash! Thump! thump, roll…" Larxene dropped the products she held in her hand, along with her entire lower jaw. For what she had found was unmistakably Axel's shrine dedicated to his Roxas. Giant pictures of roxas lined the walls of the room, Roxas sitting under a tree, standing on a cliff, in fighting mode, in a maid outfit (Oo).

In one corner of the room was a shelf of tapes each labeled with a specific date and little side notes like: Roxas eating ice cream, Roxas with his friends, Roxas cooking food, Roxas taking a shower, etc. Opposite of the tape collection was an even larger photo collection. In another corner there was a box of "things" like fuzzy pink handcuffs and the like (no need to go in detail). And pinned all over the walls were ziplock bags with various objects inside and had labels like, Lock of Roxas's hair, Tissue Roxas used, Toilet paper Roxas used, Roxas's underwear, Stick from popsicle that Roxas ate, Roxas's chewed gum, etc.

It was almost too much to take. Larxene was horrified, and yet it was so incredibly funny that she couldn't help but laugh.

Brain Blast!! Larxene thought of a wonderfully perfect idea!! D She went back into Axel's room and dug up a black permanent marker. Then she drew mustaches and glasses on all the pictures of Roxas she could find. She zapped all the tapes and objects until they were burnt black. As for the box of kinky stuff… well, she just left that aside. Larxene closed the secret door and left, with her malicious task completed. (She picked the beauty products back up and took them too).

Later that evening a sudden howling mournful cry echoed through the entire castle…

Attempt Four: Success?

Author's Note:

Awww, no larxy, how could you mess up Axel's Roxas shrine??

well, here is installment 4!! since jay was too lazy and to DGM obsessed to write another chap, i've taken over this so called collab...yeah, so how will Axel cope with the horror larxy has done??

Find out in the next chapter!!