A/N: I'm not sure that what happens to Rosalie in this chapter is possible or not. Obviously, it can't be a dream. But if Rosalie really gets distracted by reflective surfaces (it says so in Midnight Sun, btw), then I guess what she's thinking about isn't totally improbably. Oh well. The point is to be funny, and not cater to vampire abilities, as much.

Chapter 7

Jasper and Emmett

Jasper pulled up to a hospital, putting the police car in park, him and Emmett now exiting the vehicle. They walked towards the blood bank.

"You think they'll do it?" he asked Emmett.

He shrugged just as they entered the restaurant. "It's worth a shot."

Jasper smirked as he pulled up his belt, and ran his hand through his hair. "If they don't…I'll shoot em!"

Emmett chuckled, while he pulled open the door. "Take it easy, we're cops now, they have to give it to us."

Jasper nodded as he walked past Emmett and into the hospital. "What's up, Eric?" he called out to a geeky teenager behind the reception desk.

"Jasper…Emmett…what brings you here?" Eric asked.

"We're cops now." Emmett said as he sat down on a chair.

Eric looked the two up and down, nodding his head none stop. "I can see that…"

Jasper leaned against the bar. "Eric, tell me something…do you like free things?"

Eric the blood bank's intern stood up straight, placing his hands together. "I love them…who doesn't?"

Emmett eyed Jasper with a smirk. "You know what feels good?"

"What?" Eric asked, a confused smile hitting his face.

"Free stuff…" Emmett supplied.

Eric nodded. "Yeah…free stuff does feel pretty good…"

"You know what else is good to have?" Jasper asked. "Blood."

Eric nodded again, his eyes glued to the floor. "Yeah, blood is good too."

"Now put those two words together." Emmett said.

"Blood free?" Eric asked.

"Switch them around." Jasper said.

"Free blood?" Eric asked again.

"Exactly." Emmett said.

"Free blood? Seriously? Maybe that would be pretty cool, but where would you find a place that gives blood away? Why do you need it anyway? Is someone in your family hurt?" Eric asked.

Jasper sighed. "Listen dude, we need some free blood…for um, a modern art project. We're cops now; you should give back to us!"

"I want free blood for art projects too…if I was a cop I would be doing the same thing as you guys." Eric said, as he started filling out a few forms.

"Eric! You work here! Give us some free blood." Jasper whined.

"Way to stay cool, man." Emmett said patting Jasper on the back.

"Whatever." Jasper said. "Let's go somewhere else."

Emmett just eyed the intern, and then followed Jasper out the door.

Jacob, Renesmee, Edward, and Bella

"What do we have here?" Jacob asked as he walked in a store with Nessie behind him.

"Robbery." Bella answered, as she took in her surroundings, where everything was broken, and scattered everywhere.

"Aw that sucks." Nessie said as she skipped over everything, making sure she wouldn't step on anything.

"Where's Edward?" Bella asked.

"Right here." he said as he backed out from behind a counter with his camera in hand.

"Dad, put the camera down." Nessie said. "We're on duty."

"It's evidence." Edward argued.

Nessie sighed, and then looked towards Bella. "So where are the owners?"

"They fled out of the store when the robbery took place." she explained.

"I found the whole thing on tape." Edward said holding up the camera.

Nessie eyed Edward, and then Bella. "Wait a second. You found a tape of the owners running out of the store?"

Bella and Edward both nodded.

"Actually, I made it," Edward clarified.

Nessie shook her head. "And the owners left the store, while the robbery was taking place?"

"Yes." Bella said. "Jeez you sound like a lawyer."

"Where were you two while this was being filmed?" Renesmee asked.

"Right outside the store." Edward said.

"And as cops…you did nothing to stop this?" Nessie asked.

Edward and Bella both eyed each other, and then shrugged.

"I guess we kind of forgot we were cops…" Bella said.

"Mum!? Even you? You out of all people?" Nessie asked bewildered. "I thought you were the sensible one in this family!"

"Sorry…I guess Edward's voice-hearing thing is rubbing off on me." Bella said.

"That's not the only part of him that is." Jacob snickered, causing a smile to spread across Bella's lips, and Renesmee to shudder.

"Well, Jake…its looks like me and you are the only smart ones around here." Nessie said, as she looked behind her shoulder to try and see him, but he wasn't there. "Jake?"

"Hey you guys look!" Jake said with surprise as he opened the cash register. "They left without the money…lets take it!"

Nessie shook her head, smacking her forehead with her hand. "I'm surrounded by retards."

Rosalie and Alice

Rosalie walked into the police station, down the hall, and into an office. "Alice?" she called out, but she was nowhere to be found.

Rosalie then turned around to see Edward smiling back at her. "Hey Ed, have you seen Alice, we're supposed to go patrolling."

Edward grinned wider as he walked closer to her. "Nope…but I found what I'm looking for."

"Oh yeah, and what's that?" Rosalie asked, a suspicious tone coloring her words.

"You." Edward said pushing Rosalie up against the desk, now handing cuffing her to a handle.

"Me?" Rosalie asked a bit shocked.

Edward nodded, while leaning in close. "You…"

Rosalie smirked. "So you've finally noticed…but…Well; now I'm with Emmett…and you're with Bella."

"No, no." Edward said as he placed his finger over Rosalie's lips. "I didn't ask you to speak."

Rosalie just nodded as she tugged on the handcuffs, which broke. Her eyes were now wide, as Edward leaned in closer.

"ROSALIE!" Alice shouted, causing the blonde to jolt.

"What?" Rosalie asked irritated, and now frowning when she noticed she was just having a very realistic day dream about Edward. "Great! Thank you Alice." Rosalie began bitterly. "Thanks for ruining my hot fantasy about Edward."

"About Edward? Wait a sec…You were sleeping? That's impossible!" Alice cried, absolutely stunned.

Rosalie shook her head. "Not exactly…Didn't' I say that I was…daydreaming. The point is that it was just getting good too!"

"Rose!" Alice shouted, no longer acknowledging the topic of the "dream". "You're driving!"

"What?" Rosalie asked, now noticing she was sitting behind a steering wheel. "Oh shit!"

After about two seconds, Rosalie managed to get control of the car, and the two began to laugh.

"That was close…" Rosalie said, as she kept her eyes on the road.

Alice giggled. "Very…were you really thinking about Edward? Don't you think he's sorta annoying?"

"Um…"Rosalie's eyes shifted nervously.

"Oh, hey, wait!" Alice began. "Close your eyes; you have something on your eye lid.

Rosalie nodded while she closed her eyes, totally forgetting that she was driving again, and apparently Alice did too, because she pulled Rosalie's face towards her, and tried to pick a piece of white fuzz off of Rosalie's closed eyes, all while they were driving.

Suddenly there was honking, and that jolted Rosalie away from Alice. "Oh shit again!"

"Why did you do that to me?" Rosalie whined once she got control over the car again.

Alice shrugged while she leaned back in her seat. "We're vampire cops…we can do anything…"

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

A/N: I also want to say that when I write about Renesmee, I'm totally making stuff up. She's got no personality whatsoever in Breaking Dawn, and how is anyone supposed to know what she'd be like later on in life? Yeah...this is just me giving her some character and stuff.

REVIEW. I must know what everyone thinks!