A/N: I think that there will always be gay guys hitting on Jacob. Thanks for reviewing!! I updated quickly this time...

CHAPTER 9

Jacob and Edward

"So what do you think the disturbance is?" Edward asked as him and Jacob walked up the hotel stairs.

"I don't know." Jacob answered.

Edward nervously played with his fingers. "Do you think it will be dangerous?"

"Shouldn't you know?"

"Do you think we will need to draw our guns?"

Jacob stopped, his head slowly turned towards Edward with an annoyed expression. "I don't know…I know even less that you know, so stop asking me stupid questions!"

"Oooookay…." Edward said with his hands raised in defense. "Sorry for being curious and stuff…"

Jacob just shot him a look, his head then turned back around and they began walking up the stairs again.

When they reached the floor, they both slowly began walking towards the room they were told about. Quickly they heard screams coming from down the hall.

"This way!" Jacob whispered, and then ran off with out Edward.

Edward swallowed hard; he didn't want to play cops anymore. The sound coming from that room, sounded like someone was being murdered. Blood…

"Edward, come on!" Jacob demanded.

Edward slowly caught up with Jacob, the shrieks only getting louder by the second. "Holy shit I'm going to lose it…"

Jacob rolled his eyes. "You're not…now on the count of three I'm going to break the door open, and we're both going to run in with our guns out."

Edward slowly nodded. "Okay."

Jacob put his hand over his gun, and then began to count. "One…two…three!"

After the countdown was done, Jacob kicked the door open and ran inside with his gun drawn. Edward surprisingly followed behind, but instead of drawing his gun, he pulled out his flashlight.

"Freeze!" Jacob said, his gun now pointing towards the bed where two people lied under the blankets, his eyes then landed on Edward. "Your gun, not your flashlight! Dammit, why do I always have to get paired up with you?!"

Edward tried his hardest not to smile as he lowered his flashlight, his eyes now glued on the couple lying in bed before him. "I think me being your partner is going to be the least of your worries once you take a look at this…"

"What…" Jacob said his focus now shifting to the cause of the screams. "Leah!"

Leah blushed while she clutched the sheets closer to her chest. "Hi Jake…"

"And Mike Newton." Edward amusingly added.

Mike shyly waved.

"You're the one who has been 'disturbing the peace'?" Jacob asked.

Leah shrugged. "I'm a loud screaming you know that…"

Jacob shook his. "I can't believe this!"

Bella and Renesmee

"Look at that…" Nessie smirked as her eyes caught two teenager boys suspiciously running into an alley. "Let's go scare them."

Bella's eyes lit up. "Okay."

The teenagers huddled in the alley, the both of them acting like big shots as they prepared their newly purchased crack.

"What do we have here?" Nessie asked with a sly grin.

The two kids looked up to see Nessie and Bella standing there with clubs in their hands.

"Nothing…" The one kid quickly replied.

Bella raised her eyebrows as she took in the stuff in their hands. "Doesn't look like nothing…"

"Is that…" Nessie trailed.

"It is…" Bella answered. "Drug possession."

"But we…" The one kid tried.

"Nope sorry, we caught you…" Bella said, she and Nessie now walking closer.

Nessie nodded. "Next time why don't you try to hide it a little better…like in your shoe, or up your sleeve."

"Or if you're going to do it in an alley, at least know how to prepare it properly." Bella added her face then scrunched up. "I mean look at that mess…you're doing it all wrong." She snorted. "What amateurs. You're not going to get high if you do it like that..."

"You know what else I heard feels good?" Nessie asked. "When you drink alcohol while you're getting high."

Bella looked at the two kids. "You boys drink?"

"No miss…we're only seventeen." One teenager replied.

"Just go to a forger and buy a fake ID and get some beer. You look old enough." Nessie suggested.

"Well anyway guys, it was nice talking to you." Bella said while standing up, Nessie now standing with her. "But we have to get going; we have to protect the streets."

Nessie nodded. "Yeah so have fun there…and don't go to college," she added with a wink.

"Yeah, not going was the best decision of my life. I nearly died!" Bella added, and then she and Nessie walked away, the both of them totally forgetting why they cornered the boys in the first place

Jasper and Alice

Alice talked on the radio, answering a police call while Jasper drove. Finally Alice put the radio down, confirming the call.

"Alright honey, there is an abandon police car parked behind an alley on Avenue B. They want us to go check it out."

Jasper nodded. "A police car?"

"Yeah I guess it's been parked there for while now…almost three hours. Witness says there had been some movement, but nobody ever exited the vehicle."

"Okay. This situation calls for the sirens!" Jasper said, his hand reached up and turned on the sirens.

The two quickly arrived on the site, both of them now approaching the car slowly.

Jasper stood up on his tip toes, trying to peer in.

"See anything?"

He shook his head. "No…I think we have to move in closer…"

"Okay." Alice said

As they began moving, they heard moans, causing them to stop.

"What the hell…Alice, just look into the future and tell me what's going on!" Jasper said.

"I'm scared. I don't want to 'look'!" Alice said while wrapping her arms around Jasper's arm.

"It's okay; I guess…we have guns…"

"It's a cop car…." Alice whispered, but Jasper didn't listen and he kept walking towards the car.

Finally he reached the car; he's eyes peering into the backseat. "Oh my God!"

"What?" Alice asked with fear.

"Relax Alice…it's just Rosalie and Emmett." Jasper said while he tapped on the window.

Emmett and Rosalie both looked up, the two of them now caught with out any clothes on.

"Hi!" Emmett chirped with a huge grin.

Rosalie's face quickly fell her hand then reached down, and she pulled a random blanket around their bodies.

Alice then looked inside, her eyebrows knitting together in confusion. "Wow, I never thought I would see Emmett in this position. Em…you're on top…I thought Rose was the topper?"

Rosalie's eyes then shifted up to her arm where it was handcuffed to the door handle. "Emmett made me get a little kinky."

"Oh…" Jasper and Alice both nodded.

"Well, hurry up and finish, people are calling in about the random cop car parked behind the alley." Jasper stated.

"Buh bye." Alice chirped while she and Jasper walked away.

A/N: Bella and Edward can't work together. They'd never get anything done. But unlike with the other couples, it wouldn't be funny. If you ask me. ONE MORE CHAPTER.

REVIEW. Let me know what you think.